Why does the new Zelda upset so many virgins?

Why does the new Zelda upset so many virgins?

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Wearing pants.

Big eyebrows.

However, what they didn't know is these are improvements.

Faggots*

Because shitty voice acting ruined the franchise forever.

I just can't get over them hips.

I'm not too sold on the face, I can live with that chest, but damn them some good hips

I wanna know this too, her design actually looks really good in this game.

This. I was all hyped for Breast of the Wyld until I saw it was basically trying to be a Miyazaki movie. Complete with voice acting.

So much for the promise of no voices in Zelda.

When was that a promise?

whatever it is, it's way better than that chimp-ass nigga edition zelda that someone fucking actually drew

GODDESS TIER

BoTW

PRINCESS TIER

HW, SS (drawings)

PRETTY TIER

LtTP, TP

OKAY TIER

LoZ, WW

UGLY TIER

OoT, SS (in game)
If you disagree you are a faggot with shit taste

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>"ITS ME, ZELDA! THE CAKE IS A LIE!"
>does a fake crying noise
>"Over 9000"
>"Don't you like my new voice, Link? Leddit thinks its cool!"

Fuck voice acting, and fuck normie scum who enabled this shit to happen

This game should be avoided at any cost

Not as much as a porn thread on Sup Forums

>botw above anything

This list is shit by default.

She looks 100x better in game cutcenes though

Because not everyone has to like her? Doesn't help that while Link is the prettiest he's ever been, Zelda may be less than an ideal beauty with her eyebrows and hair.

I disagree and your taste is shit.

>being gay

You're kidding, right?

She will have the dress on at some point in the game. Like Tetra - she'll get the dress later in the game, just like Link will get the green outfit

>while Link is the prettiest he's ever been

Thats explain

I thought they were going to make the female Zelda playable this time around.

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The short of it is, Miyamoto said he didn't like how voice acting was handled in Star Fox so he shy's away from it in other games. Obviously someone has gone over his head for the new game though.

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>being a faggot shit eater

kill yourself

Why is Sup Forums so fucking gay? Seriously, Is this ironic shitposting? She is perfect and the only place I ser faggots hating on her is here. Wtf is happening to this board?

Good. Miyamoto is a senile hack and all of his promises and wishes should be circumvented.

She looks fat as fuck

>being gay

Some people don't eat up any shit thrown their way like you do

anyone have the webm showing off the shrine puzzles?

pretty positive it's just shitposting or falseflagging, when you think about it realistically no-one would actually think BotW is ugly, that's just a fact.

> voice acting ruined muh imaginary waifu
> it is too close to 3D wahhhhhhhh

Might be a companion though. Going by the trailers, Link and her seem to be travelling together.

>Emotional moment.
>See Zelda lips moving.
>Nothings coming out.
>Text at the bottom.
>Each letter that appears makes a childish "babble dabble wabble " noise.
>Childish "Da na na naaaaaa!" when she hands link something while crying and Link is cheerful."
Who is the bigger fucking normie, its stupid either way. I play these dumb fucking games to run around swarping my stupid cunt sword and collecting bullshit from basements that happen to be inhabited by babies first horror game rejects.

>eat up any shit thrown their way
That defines a Nintendo fan.

>everything Miyamoto doesn't want should be done just to spite him!
Sadly, no voice acting for Zelda is going to be the one thing that he was right about.

I like it. Thick eyebrows are cute.

Well they fucking should. Why can't we all talk and praise this instead of having a vocal minority shit on everything?

Like Lydia in Skyrim?
Wow this game is so creative.

she looks great.

might be a playable character too

>for the first time, zelda official artwork looks legit worse than the game
Better than rad artwork that looks nothing like the game.

I will never stop cringing every time i see Twilight Princess in motion as a game. Fucking 3D modelers for that game just winged it on everything and it shows.

seriously a concept drawing you'll see maybe 10 times, the art belongs in the game you'll be staring at for a hundred hours, not on the goddamn cover.

>projecting

Well for one thing you going around saying how she's so much better than everything else.

We'll see when the game is released, but the bulk of it is only during cutscenes and what we've seen so far sounds great.

Round cheeks
Massive eyes
These are the two that bother me
Extremely pointy ears
Massive eyebrows
These dont bother me as much but I can see how others would be bothered by them

Now the VAs are a completely different story. If her english VA wasnt so shit no one would really be triggered by Zelda

>anime image

His projection just confirmed to be true

Link still doesnt talk so its no better or worse than half-life. Everyone else having voices wont matter as much as anyone would like to think, and its best that link doesnt talk since he was literally voiced by a tiny japanese woman for BotW.

im still fuckin worried about that. The game might have great cutscenes, and interestig plot, but the gameplay could be dead retardedly too open and unguided, and links faggot-esque twinky high pitched voice and exhausted effiminate grunts for every little action could get real old real quick.

Wait, they actually changed Link's nearly twenty year old voice samples?

>massive eyebrows

When will this retarded weeb neet basement crawling meme end? Have you ever seen a real woman? Her eyebrows are perfectly normal and average size

>Zelda introduced you to pedophilia with majoras mask and wind waker
>furrydom with TP
>seductive harlots with SS
>and now, homosexuality.

it would be nice if this series wasnt a fucking sexually transmitted disease.

>those eyebrows
>normal and average
you sound like the same kind of person who defends manjaws

>dressed up like a side kick to link
>apple doesnt fall far from the tree
>once the enemy is announced in-game, she will be captured
>first part of game will be her only role
>after first bit her character development ends and she becomes in distress and in need of saving

fuck SJW bullshit, I really want her to do her part for her kingdom and not be bait. thats 30yr old news and they ruined a potential good character in WW. Dont fuck it up again nintendo

>Round cheeks
>Massive eyes
>Extremely pointy ears
>Massive eyebrows
Those are CUTE

>faggot = gay

oldfag

Why do I feel like BOTW Zeldafags will be the new Lucinafags/Chiefags?

I love Zelda! She's the cutest and the best! The best ever! A cute princess Zelda! Yes! She's very cute and very feminine! She sounds like a proper lady and a proper princess! Very cute! She even knows how to cry! Cries like a princess in english! Not a robot! Doesn't cry like a baby! Ladylike! Dresses like a princess! Very modest! Cute turtleneck! Cutie patootie! Cute hairclips! Knows how to accessorize! Fashionable! Fingerless gloves for warmth and dexterity! Plans ahead! Not short sighted! Holds the triforce of wisdom! Smartypants! Yes! Cute with brains! Brains behind her forehead! Cute forehead! Cute eyebrows! Pointy ears! Cute pointy ears! Cute golden hair! Cute hairstyle! She is very lovely! I love her!!!!!

It's been changed since TP.