I'LL HAVE A SWITCH

[Lucas Kelly]

I'LL HAVE A SWITCH...

[Connor Flores]

TWO JOYCONS

[Gabriel Jenkins]

Smoke was stalling so Sony could catch up

[Colton Young]

TWO PRO CONTROLLERS

[Logan Collins]

Two Joycon Grips, one that's just a shell

[Jose Edwards]

NO GAMES

[Robert Adams]

2 AND A HALF HOUR BATTERY LIFE

[Robert Walker]

A SPLATOON SEQUEL WITH EXTRA INK

[Christopher James]

AND A LARGE OPEN WORLD

[Austin Diaz]

AND PAID ONLINE

[Juan Collins]

AND A 720P SCREEN

[Landon Cook]

A Wii boxing with springs

[Robert Gonzalez]

would you like to OnlineSize your order for an extra $60 per year?

[Hunter Martinez]

Reading this thread at work and I can't stop laughing at my desk.

You're going to blow my cover.

[Julian Cruz]

OH, LEMME GET A SHITTY BATTERY LIFE TOO.

[Evan Hernandez]

AND A GLASS OF ICE

[Hudson Green]

I auctualy really liked that part of the presentation.

[Hudson Nelson]

Good thread

[Noah Ross]

Kek

[Sebastian Nelson]

This is going straight to r/Sup Forums!

[Adrian Murphy]

Put me in the screenshot!

[Jace Smith]

...

[Brandon Sanchez]

Best post on Sup Forums right there, on so many levels

[Anthony Ross]

Kek

[Cameron Nelson]

THIS AINT CHICK FIL A YOU GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH

[Austin Taylor]

Haaaaamboooooooone.