Ask friend to come and play videogames

>ask friend to come and play videogames
>he brings his gf

you got cucked instead of playing games

not vidya

> friend asks you to come play video games.
> can't go because your wife wants to do shit together because between work and the kids it's the only night off you have.

>not gangbanging his gf

that's what you get for marrying and even worse having kids you cuck

This. You messed up user

>friend invites me over to play videogames
>lets me fuck his gf

It's because you're not a fun person to hang out with on your own. It's called third wheel syndrome.

> cuck

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it mean.

>gf comes over to play video games
>she brings her bull

>ask wife to come and play video games
>she brings her boyfriend

>ask friend to come over
>says he okay watching me play

Mai Crrreeeesssstaaaaaa

>Having friends to play games with
>Having friends

shut up, fag

No u

>tfw you lose your co-op partber

Last game you played with your bro?

Hard Corps for me.

>reddit pop culture reference
This is why you're a cuck.

>not cucking him
Everbody on Sup Forums has an 8 incher it shouldn't be that hard

>8 incher if you're black*

>supposed to just chill and play videogames
>She gets bored so of course everything has to become about her
>Ends up having to leave before he even plays anything really

NO ONE ASKED YOU TO COME FOR GODS SAKE GO BE BORED SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN REEEEEEEE

>friend gets married

>is both a wageslave and his wife's slave now

>barely has time to talk or do stuff together anymore

Maybe its better like this, he got too pussy whipped, the small amount we have to talk now, he either talks about how shitty his job is, or how his wife did things i don't give 2 shits about.

Don't get married kids.

What's the point of life if you don't get married and have offspring?

This has happened to so many of my friends now that we're older. They've lost most interest in doing anything beyond sitting in front of the television after work playing Facebook shit.
No hobbies. Hardly any socializing. Just the same shit, day-in and day-out. No wonder so many people turn to drink.

It's legitimately sad.

why don't you just call your gf too?

It's only important if you're white, please don't breed otherwise.

How would you get cucked if that isn't your girlfriend?

You cunts are abusing the shit outta this word, Jesus.

Most of these folks are headed towards wizardom. It's mostly sour grapes in here.

They don't have kids, nor plan to in the near future apparently, the hag is a "career" woman and only wants to work and make money instead of raising children. They're both 28 .

So much for that .

>Sour grapes is not wanting to be monetarily sucked dry by a lazy used up roastie

Nigga not all of us are kissless virgins, some of us learned the hard way these harpies only care about themselves.

>end up fucking friend's 10/10 hot mom
>will tell him if/when the relationship goes south because of his tumblr sjw femnazi gf

>friend doesnt ask to come play videogames
>he just shows up unannounced
>you just wanted to do your own thing for the day
>have to sit and watch him play videogames
>mom says i would be a bad friend if i left him alone in the livingroom

>Going to have kid.
>We get the ultrasound, it's a boy.
>She wants him to be circumcised.

time to put your foot down, bitch, or be a good little cuck dumb normie

>his gf is hot
>she take a nap on my bed while my friend struggling to beat Dark Souls 3 first boss
>hump my bed that night

Well if you bring in the money then she has no say. Don't be a retard.

>Lan-Party
>Friend wants to bring his gf
>"Don't bring your gf with you, we want to play"
>"It's ok guys, she plays games too"

And then it fucking begins:

"I don't like this game, I don't like that game"
We play for 3 hours
"Honey I am tired, let's go home"
"We played enough for today"

Every fucking time

Tell me about your relationship with your mother.

pervert

Don't give in you fucking ultra faggot.

oy vey yes never reproduce white people, that would be the absolute worst

it was Battlefield 1 and Rocket League. I havent been playing games at friends place after my trip to Estonia like week ago.

You find your own 'point', not just doing what society wants you to do.

Doing the marriage and children in 2017 is some fucking archaic, backwards ass thinking.

>it's the girls fault your boy is a spineless chode

>Invite gf to play video games
>She brings Tyrone over

why dont you just cut your own dick off if ever having kids is so disgusting to you? i´d be more than happy to know your bloodline ends here

nah i've got a friend who does this even when there's like 5 of us hanging out playing games. some people just either don't get that nobody wants to hang out with their gf or they're so whipped they can't get away for a night.

just tell the pussy cunt to not come if he brings his dumb bitch with him

"problem" solved

Fuck his girlfriend when it's his turn, that'll make him think twice about bringing the bitch over when you just wanted to play videogames.

>his gf is hot
>she take a nap on my bed while my friend struggling to beat Dark Souls 3 first boss
>hump his gf that night

Fix'd

Reminder that all the virgins in this thread don't know what it's like to have responsibilities to your family and are so scared of getting off their asses that they'll die alone and unloved with no children or spouse.

Holy shit, you are peak neo-Sup Forums.

>Friend brings gf
>Expecting a shit day
>She's actually pretty cool and we all have a great time playing Smash, Guilty Gear and MtG into the early hours of the morning

Well alright then.

Have fun being poor for the rest of your life you literal sheep.

>Ask user to make a video games thread
>He posts wojack instead

your life is poor, shit, lonely and boring thats worse than having any amount of money. you´re gonna die alone and hated :^)

> Implying this /r9k/ - Sup Forums crossover thread has anything to do with Sup Forums.

>middle and high school
>get pissed when a friend brought their gf or would ditch me to spend time with her
>go trans
>now I'm the gf that separates my man from his loser friends

It actually feels good getting your claws in a guy and bending his will while you watch the anger in his friends' eyes as he chooses me over them

We all die alone you muppet. You think your kids will give a shit when you're rotting away in some nursing home. They'll be too busy fighting over what little assets you have left to them.

Not wanting marriage and children does not mean I don't have a like minded gf.

you should get your future incel fail son cut because he won't shower frequently enough to keep his dick clean

Shut the fuck up faggot

Hit a nerve, I see ;)

There is no point to life. Most people who have a wife and kids envy the single guy, while the single guy envies the guy whose married with kids. Your best bet is to find something you enjoy doing and do it until you're dead, or you find something else. Or you can be a sheep like

Are you going to leave your parents to rot in a nursing home while fighting over their assets?

Really that's just part of the human condition. We want what we don't have and yet when we acquire it, we don't feel the satisfaction we should and/or want to.
"Grass is always greener", etc.

Enjoy being a slave :)

normie post of the year

They don't have assets worth fighting for kek. But they will rot in a nursing home because I'm not changing their shitty nappies.

>a few years ago
>ask friend to come and play mario kart
>asks if it's okay if he brings his son along
>surewhynot.ogg
>he comes, brings his 4 year old
>we play for a while
>getting angry because the little shit wouldn't stop still
>would keep running around infront of the screen and making noises
>friend keep telling him to stop, he just stands for a moment like a retard and continues
>try to ignore, big mistake
>I turn and see him climbing the fucking drawer
>I try to stop him, but too late
>he hits mom's favorite porcelain vase I bought for her birthday
>vase falls off the edge and breaks
>yell at him, little shit begins to cry
>friend apologises and leaves with him
>never invite him with his kid ever again in the house

>ask friend to come and play videogames
>uuhhh its thursday i'm at work

Here we come to the crux of the problem. You sound like you had a pretty bad relationship with your parents. That might not be the case of course you might just be completely callous but judging by your response it's likely your view on relationships is skewed due to your view of your parents.

>getting mad at a little kid for an accident
holy shit how autismal can you get

Are you 15 years old?

Never happened

now you're complaining?
Not after the kids here forgot the meaning of "literally"?
or "objectively"?
or even fucking "meme"?

Where did you get your degree in armchair psychology? Reddit university?

haha reddit university nice one bro you gottem

> t. Asspained redditor

Sounds like he hit close to home. Maybe it's time to call your mom?

JUST FUCK ALREADY

So how do all you faggots afford anything if you refuse to be a "wageslave"

Don't tell me you're mooching off your parents past the age of 18

>Implying either of them knows how to make the first move

I hit people with a sack full of doorknobs and loot them as vidya has taught me.

You are right, user. There is no greater calling in life than working till I am 80 so I can afford my yearly CoD collectors edition. At last I truly see.

uncut fag here

don't let her get away with it. we're born with foreskins for a reason

>"friends" are complete fucking assholes and douchebags who think they are entitled to everything and think they are so fucking great.

>bf gets invited by friends
>I tag along because I like vidya
>proceed to destroy bf in KoF
>get beaten up later that at home for embarrassing him in front of his friends

Shut up, you literally cuck, you're objectively wrong. Stop spreading these shit memes.

Other reply wasn't me.

Your right I don't. And maybe that has skewed my perception of relationships and children but there's endless reasons why I think procreation is wrong, not just because of my awkward relationship with my parents. I really cannot be bothered to get into this though, I should haven't started it kek.

Sounds like he was better at beat-em-ups after all. ;^)

my gf

yeah don't yell at kids when they do stupid shit
and they will always do stupid shit

So what's the other option really? There is "wageslave" then what exactly? If you live off of your parents one day they will be gone and unless they set up a trust you are going to be thrust into the world of employment with no work history or skills.

>"what? gfanon is not coming? sorry brah I'm not coming either"

that's a pretty muscular girl user

They do it over jealousy? To /r9k/? Goddamn women must be absolute garbage in their minds. Get your shit together.

Good thing I was born a man.

>meet old friend after almost 10 years
>ask him if he still plays vidya
>he stopped years ago
>but he has a child who plays vidya now
>starts asking question about work and life goals

>tell gf it would be nice to have alone intimate time
>she gets mad
>ask if she loves the bull more than me
>she gets offended for me having the thought
>next day she makes me a handmade pizza with all my favorite ingredients
>"i love you" spelled out with bacon scented candles on the pizza
Women aren't so bad. You just have to know when and how to express yourself around them.

once again, gamers confirmed for being eternal manchilds. now i really see why people hate you nerds so much. zero responsibility as if you tried to escape into fantasy worlds without ever getting things done.

We should make games illegal for anyone who doesnt have a steady flow of income. Say nobody under 1500 / month gets to buy games, that´d help a lot.

I am currently saving 75% of my income (soon to be more), so that I can retire sometime in my 30's. There is no way around having a job, at least for a while. That doesn't mean I am working in order to afford garbage.