ITT:We pretend it's been two hours since BOTW came out

ITT:We pretend it's been two hours since BOTW came out.

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Jesus how long is this tutorial section going to last?

>It's shit

where the fuck is the first dungeon

HOW WILL NINTENDO EVER RECOVER?

They've already shown us the tutorial. There isn't one.

I can't believe the update is taking this long to download.

I'M SCARED BROS
BOTW WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GREAT
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

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NOW THAT THE DUST HAS SETTLED, WHAT WENT WRONG

Now that the dust had settled, what went wrong?

>be playing comfy BOTW all day while Sup Forums tries to shit on the undisputed GOTY and crying about how Nintendo bought all the reviewscores

feelsgoodman

Oh yeah? Got a link where I can see that?

TP and SS had ridiculously long ones, so I was worried this would too.

AAAAND MY BATTERY JUST DIED. WHERES MY 3 HOURS OF BATTERY LIFE NINTENDO?? WHAT THE FUCK

Great Plateau is all tutorial. Only thing is you can cut it shorter by bumrushing the Shrines and taking the leap. Although rumour has it there's a perilous path you can use to exit the plateau sans Glider

>Be me
>relaxing in my nice couch, playing BotW, or GotW in my terms
>look over at Sup Forums on pc
>take a sip of my hot chocolate
>smile
>turn off Sup Forums

oh boy only seven months until I can buy a switch and play this!

or 3 months until i can emulate it!

jee whillickers!!!!!

>playing the Wii U version on a shitty emulator with glitches and problems

HOLY SHIT, SOMEBODY ALREADY BEAT GANON AT THE BEGINNING

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HAHAHA what the FUCK went wrong?

nintenyearold's "GOAT" BTFO. SONY WINS AGAIN!

Just played BOTW what do I think of it?

literally the 100s of hours of E3 videos of the plateau are the start of the game

>Be you
>trying to enjoy BotW
>it's a boring pile of shit sandbox
>look over at Sup Forums on pc
>literally shaking
>shove joycon up your ass and turn on the rumble feature
>smile
>turn off Sup Forums

>implying they would show you any of the story shit that always gets included in the tutorial

Nice try. I'll just wait and see I guess.

i know

but i can't justify buying a switch at launch because i haven't been able to get a job in a year

being a poorfag is torture

EIGHT
HOOOOOOUURRSSS

the start of the game was shown a few days ago, it's literally link waking up, getting the slab and heading out

that's it

>Someone already beat the game by going straight to the final part

Except they said that's how the game starts, you get dropped into an open world and get encouraged to explore because that's what the game is all about

Well alright then, color me surprised. I wouldn't have expected that from a modern Zelda game.

>E3 2016
>few days ago

>been cutting grass for 2 hours
who /comfy/ here?

Sheikah Towers rising is part of the story. There might be some more bits involving the statue of Hylia and Japanese vids show the old man may give you instruction on chopping trees down and cooking among other things

Epic but this is the truth

youtube.com/watch?v=XzSr4Nmk_OM

This is the unedited opening of the game.

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There's literally nothing to do in this game but kill Goblins and solve pointless puzzles. Why can't I find any dungeons?

Triggered.

The worst part is you're not exaggerating, but if that score is anything higher, people will call it paid reviews. You literally can not win.

>aonuma wearing a tingle pin

oh no

MGS V TPP 2.0 GENERAL

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can you guys believe putin forced trump to give him head on live TV

Right on. It'll be nice to just get right into the game. I'm confused why he has a Wii-U tablet though.

SKYWARD SWORD WAS GOAT

Someone already beat it with a deku stick and a bottle.

haven't even left the starting cave

i'm more /comfy/ than you

Ocarina of Time is better

It's effectively a smartphone, used mainly as a map (which you can set waypoints on), a device for changing and using the Rune abilities from Shrines, and as keycard of sorts to open certain doors and Shrines. And it has a telescope feature too.

this is the greatest game ever made

But user, only Sony shitposters will be on Sup Forums 2 hours after the game comes out. All the people who actually give half a shit about the game will be busy playing it.

those switch letterman jackets the employees wear that you can occasionally see in the background are awesome

also that girl is a qt

>walking on snow makes link's feet sink in a bit and slow him down
>there will likely be pants equipment in the game which will negate this effect

holy shit this game's gonna be good

>Absolutely empty overworld except for the obviously placed rocks near a vantage point around a goblin campfire
>Flurry Rush and parry are Revengeance-tier broken

>>relaxing in my nice couch, playing BotW, or GotW in my terms
>in

Enjoying the undubbed version on my Wii U stupid switchfags, have fun with your nogaems machine

Anyone got to the Zelda bath scene yet?

Except we saw Bill Trinen boot the game in normal mode, play the first few minutes and them reset and boot in demo mode because he forgot he should have done that.
Also, when you exit the plateu the game doesn't point you anywhere.
Just do/go whatever

Use the bottle glitch for infinite sprint and then use it again to swim under the map.
Swim up after you get past the cutscene trigger and behold Zelda tits in all of their beauty.
Jap version of course, filthy westerners get a flatchest.

kill yourself faggot

This game has an insane amount of detail.
Lighting is atracted to metal objects, rain water forms puddles, grass, flowers and clouds move with the wind, bees stay away from fire, holding (or being) fire can keep you warm without clothes, enemies whiter away in pain while on fire, the chest opening animation changes depending from where you try to open it and lots of other things.

Damn this is some good graphics. Cemu and its 4k resolution really did a number on this ugly piece of shit.

You can't show what doesn't exist.

Game sucks. 900p/720p with a 30fps cap and frequent frame drops while looking like a late PS2/Xbox game or an early PS360 game in 2017.

But if we pretend that, this thread would be empty cause everyone is busy playing

I'm going to play like this until I fall asleep.

Good night Sup Forums.

My battery has been dead for an hour what do?

FUUUUUUUUCK IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD, NINTENDO WINS, FORGIVE ME FOR BEING A SONYGGER ;_;

>Game came out two(2) hours
>Someone already beat it
JUST

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I can't wait to see how any% runs of this game look.

Nintendo is so fuckin' smart. I was such a retard to think the switch was a gimmick that would under sale. I don't even use my pc or my other consoles anymore because the switch is such a BEAST.

3 BOSSES!!!!!

>30 minute Pannekoek-tier video of naked Link with a stick cheesing Calamity Ganon

GUYS WHAT IF ZELDA WAS A GIRL

I'm glad miyamoto died before he could see this shitpile release.

Nice confirmation that you can fight the boss as soon as you want

So this new mandatory firmware for the Wii U version will get an exploit too, right..right?

ONE MORE KOROK SEED!!!

CEMU KEEPS CRASHING HELP

>He didn't run straight to the other side of the map to see how long it would take
Fuck Lizalfos btw

Yes goy, give Yenberg your shekels

I won't need an SD card because the games don't require installs

All physical my dude

And I'm only going to pick up a pro controller when Smash comes out

So it's only $360

I am having fun

Why does Nintendo keeps the best games hostage on their fisher price toys?

I paid $400 for my PS4 Pro just to play this kind of game.

Fucking CEMU keeps crashing on me. Its not fair piratebros! I wanted to play this game at 4K on launch!

The open world meme needs to die
It ruined MGS and now Zelda

What kind of Zelda do you want then?

I really enjoy this game regardless of all the people who cant find enjoyment. Edgy i know

Just found out how to marry the cute shark girl

I want Zelda like I want any other videogame - linear and well-designed.

guys if can lure the pure white horse with good stats near the plateau with apples, just make sure to shoo away the faggot fox or she will eat them all before the horse gets close

I'm stuck on this one puzzle you guys. Link got turned into a crocodile, and was sucked into a tuba boss. He can't get out, and he's covered in saliva. Any guides online you can link me to?

>"this is the release version of the game"
>implying the game is ready
>implying they are literally holding it hostage till the switch is out

REEEEE SOMEONE STEAL THE GAME AND LEAK IT

Anyone who didn't go right to the final boss is a casual.

Does anyone know if Link can get drunk yet?

I wonder where you' re supposed to go after leaving the Plateau.

Ruined castle town?

>REEEEE
fuck OFF reddit
jesus christ what's with Sup Forums these past couple of days?
completely swarming with you underage fucks

They've showed the intro to the game like 3 times by now

This game is pretty good but twilight princess is still the best Zelda game