Hey guys, just wondering, do any of you know any good drinking games for single player games? Asking for a friend

Hey guys, just wondering, do any of you know any good drinking games for single player games? Asking for a friend

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when you boot up the game, take 2mg xanax.
then, for every time you wanna have a drink, you drink. do this until you black out. repeat every night

what game?

fuck off faggot

monster monpiece

I play Rogue Legacy and have a new drink each time I die.

I usually get drunk pretty quickly. It's okay.

>Wario Land 2
>every time Wario dies, take a shot

desu cs:go

Every time there is a pause in the action in which you can remove your hand from the keyboard/mouse/controller take a drink.

use to do this with Parapa the Rappa.

would have got laid too if I didn't suck at rhythm games and ended up with whiskey dick.

Punch, kick, it's all in the mind.

Just start drinking alone
it's a fun, immersive experience that leaves you lying on the floor in awe every time
Just be careful not to do it too much or you'll get put on the addict track. if you do end up there, make sure you take the rehab route or else your character will die

>Dark Souls
>Take a sip every time you die
>take 2 sips if it's from a non-boss enemy.
>Take a shot if you get invaded
>Take a sip if you kill him
>Take a shot if he kills you
>Take a celebratory, long sip of a nice, sweet, girly drink when you beat a boss
>Take a chug when you get past/out of a level
>Completely down your glass upon beating the game

NOTE: DRINKING UPON DYING TO A BOSS DOES NOT APPLY TO BED OF CHAOS, IF YOU DRINK UPON DYING TO THIS BOSS, YOU WILL WAKE UP ON THE FLOOR WITH DICKS DRAWN ALL OVER YOUR BODY

Isn't xanax and alcohol a bad mix?
I've heard it makes you black out and do crazy shit

>have been getting drunk every single day for the last 6 months
im fucked, aren't I

what was her name, user?

an awful mix if you're out with people
but feels so good, just contain yourself in your home

on that combo right now, feelsgoodman

It's never too late to quit.
But the sooner you cut back the easier it will be.
I'd suggest having at least two dry months before starting drinking again, and then only on weekends.

i know..
just don't want to quit

Depends
You could be addicted, or you may be able to quit easily
Can you stop drinking for a couple of days, weeks, months?
When you don't drink do you feel shaky, tired, sick to your stomach or irritable
Do you find yourself thinking about alcohol a lot while you're not drinking

If you have any of those symptoms you should probably look into rehab or AA or something and should kick the booze entirely
I was hitting the bottle heavily for 2 years and finally went into rehab thinking I wasn't "that addicted" and that quitting would be easy since I wasn't half as bad as the 10+ year daily drinkers, but 4 days into rehab i'm puking and shaking and feeling like I'm about to die. They had to put me on some seizure drugs and some pill that makes you sick if you drink any alcohol.
Quit while you're ahead or you'll end up spending the rest of your youth unable to enjoy a casual drink because of possible relapse

I drank for about a year and then quit cold turkey for a few months, and besides the intense cravings at night I didn't get any withdrawal effects.
I wonder why some people get it so bad?

Depends.
You're mentally dependent, but you're not an addict physically speaking, your body does not crave the alcohol yet.

So if you take care of your personal problems, you'll be just fine.