The last character you played is your date for today

The last character you played is your date for today.

How did you do?

>Shantae
Sweet, gimme dat arab booty.

Insanely good

>Flynn
He's pretty cute, I'm okay with this.

Vi from League, I like tomboys

>my lizard from ffxiv

it's just like in one of my japanese cartoons

>Sachiko
I got the cutest.

>Toon Link
Although most of Sup Forums would be overjoyed, I'm not so thrilled by shota.

But it's 10 PM here

This broke bitch gonna make me go dutch, I bet.

>CSGO Counter Terrorist
Nice doesnt even have a face or personality 10/10

>Adam Jensen
He DOES have killer aesthetics

Last character I used.

how is this different from any other girl?

stop shitposting and go play my geimu stroll

>Juri Han

D... do I get to touch her feet, Sup Forums?

>Kat
I want to marry Kat!

Did I played as her though? Kinda told her to run through a jungle full of giant lizard but not as her.

Eh. 50/50.

Same. Do we get to praise her together?

she gets to touch your feet

>abstract bf
sure why not

He's cute and it will be fun sharing our zone stories.

You praise I'll belly punch.

I'm not sure how to feel about this, isn't this a dude? That would be extremely weird to date someone like this and I'd get weird looks from friends and family for dating someone like this, what is Sup Forumss opinion on this? Would you do this?

>asuka from senran kagura
I'm okay with this...

get fucked

I... don't really have a problem with this...

So.... may I borrow the doll?

Wrong answer

Zarya
Lets hope she is not a sadist

It's the only right answer.

o-ok

Irelia from league of legends

OH BOY

That's all I ever wanted.

>Marcus from WD2
Eeeh, he's decent dude to hang out with I suppose

>Yokai Watch 2
>I picked the boy
If the yokai count instead, though, I'm fucking thrilled.

Humm

TAKE BACK EVERY GRUDGE

pretty sure i got the better day

>can't remember if it was robo Raiden or robo Jensen

Maybe he can come back to my place and help me beat insane mode since I'm too shit

i love her voice its friggen cute

Blue baby from The Binding of Isaac
He will shit all over the place, fucking hell

>Jill Stingray
She's already my wife

borbs aren't waifus

Fucking jackpot

we can go increase our lolipower together.

You lucky motherfucker.

J-just two dudes hanging out. N-no homo right?

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>william
I struck fucking gold
never in real life

Oh shit it's Reyn time

>my monk in ffxiv

Eh. I always imagined him to be a virtuous, no nonsense kind of guy so he'd probably be a pretty boring date desu.

Looks like I get to date a P-51 Mustang pilot. Or do I date the actual plane?

Well this is pretty shocking
But really, can warframes even talk? Because I can't carry a conversation for the life of me.

Well, THEY can't
But their Operators can

>MY bloodborne hunter
I worked hard to make her as cute as possible at least, but not much for conversation I think

Have you played the story quests?

Warframes are basically just robots controlled by humans.

i don't play as female characters so even thinking about this won't end well

Same but for ds3

Soma Cruz...all i gotta say is

GET KEKED MINA

oh fuck

>Nanashi
>on massacre route
oh fuck

>Zarya
Of course i get the stronk russian fml

How is this a bad thing

I never asked for this.

>This orc
This does not zug my zugs

i want to have tea with karin-chan

>Mortiaka
Yes please

I hope you like green veniy orc dick, user.
he looks like he wants your ass.

>the witch from path of exile
i'm not happy with this.

COR BLIMEY

It'll be a 90 second date. He probably expects me to pay for everything.

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