Is he the luckiest video game character of all time?

Is he the luckiest video game character of all time?

>But you had something they didn't. Something no one saw... but me. Can you guess? Luck.

>nigger
He was born unlucky

Leave luck to me

>skin color matters when you have an island filled with babes that take care of you and your island

...

>not the smartest
>the fastest
>the strongest
>ur lucky n speshul!
Always pissed me off.

You can't create a fucking genetically perfect chosen from birth can kill a man in under .02 seconds flipping a tank over for a rocked he flew pretty good and crashed into a fucking planet and lived motherfucker like Chief and try to make him relate to the common man.

It's epic

because it's like thor's hammer, without the hyperbole!

No, no. He was as Spartan as the rest of them, but he stacked it all with a buffed luck stat. All that and more.

That would be Nagito M A D M A N Komaeda

Luck > skills anyway.

cuck

"She really is.. a fortunate lady"
What did he mean by this

>had to leave in DOAX3

Because japan doesn't want to play as a nigger.

DAMN

Simon the Digger

Does he even get to BLACK any of the girls? Because if not, then no, he's not lucky. Imagine walking around these extremely hot girls knowing that you'll never get to fuck them. Sounds like hell on earth to me.

>t. neckbeard perma/v/irgin

>Not posting the ultimate madman

>the mere sight of a nigger is enough to trigger very fat Sup Forumscuckies

When did you grow such a thin skin?

I don't think so. Pretty sure he just sits around and sends them presents once in a while.

He has a girl already.

>inferior Ultimate Lucky Student

>luckiest
>"Toooooh!"

Who the fuck turned Rance into a 3D nigger and why?

wtf I hate doa now!?

literally black dan hibiki

>He wants to fuck extremely hot women instead of merely looking at them, must be a virgin!!

What in my post gave the impression of me getting triggered him being a black guy? Go fuck yourself.

>people who say things I don't like are from Sup Forums

Yeah he's lucky Sam took the fucking shot for him.

People who get triggered by the mere sight of a nigger are.
I think it's pretty funny how the only thing that triggers Sup Forumscucks more than niggers is being called a Sup Forumscuck.
Kinda like how nothing triggers jews more than being called a jew.
I guess you are the same kind of scum.

>117
>implying Sam isn't the lucky one for escaping 343's grasp

>people who call me out for being stupid are also from Sup Forums

Don't try to hide yourself, don't bother, everyone can see you, or give a simple shout and you'll come here to get offended.
Why are you so ashamed of what you are, filthy reverse jew?

No because he already had a girlfriend.
You see her for the first time in DoAX1 I believe.
She breaks up with him at the end because she thought he was opening up a resort island for profit instead of just to get the really hot women he knew into bikinis, plus it blows up and he's broke.

They're apart in DoAX2 and he either gets back together with her or gets another girlfriend right before DoAX3 as it's one of the many fan theories why he has to leave the island (because his last girlfriend broke up with him).

> Also, guy is a loser because he's not hooking up with the hot chicks at his job even though he can hook up with hotter chicks on the outside.
Really?

>Also, guy is a loser because he's not hooking up with the hot chicks at his job even though he can hook up with hotter chicks on the outside.
implying any of his girlfriends are anywhere near the main girls in DOA, my fucking sides.

You realise where you are, right? Nigger jokes are part and parcel of Sup Forums, so stop sperging out about the Sup Forums boogeyman.

I won't accuse you of being from reddit or neogaf because that would make me a hypocrite, but it sounds like you would be more comfortable there.

Calling others niggers is.
Not the obsession obese Sup Forumscucks have.

>it sounds like you would be more comfortable there.
No, that's filled with leftist scum.