Playing female character

>Playing female character
>Someone enters the room
>quickly pause the game so they don't see that I'm playing with a female character

Who else does this?

your dumb and a bitch

I don't because I'm not insecure.

I act calm
"Hey check out the hot girl!" I say, "She has a nice ass! Which, as a straight male, I like to look at."

They never suspect a thing

Why are spergs so infatuated with chicken? It's such a shit meat.

I once saw an autist spit up perfectly good steak.

I watch hentai with full volume at my couch

Well almost always when I play female characters is because they are hot af and look really slutty
Why would I play with a female character that doesn't look hot? I would rather play with a male character or a monster

>he doesn't use speakers to watch his hentai on the bus

I only play as cute boys you dumb meme poster

which is the straightest thing to do

I wave my cock at them.

Dumb frogposter

>muh steak
Chicken's great, fuck off.
You probably eat your steak well done

It depends on whos the one that enters the room, I dont really give a shit about them thinking im a fag or something but I prefer to avoid the uncomfortable chitchat

I do this with my girlfriend.

I don't want her to find out I have serious mental problems.

How can they even see it without a microscope? haha lol

but user, women love anything that brings more drama to their lives

>playing female character
>no one enters the room since I live alone
>enjoy my video game
>still very lonely

>years ago
>play female WoW characters all the time
>don't care that my older sister sees
What's the problem, autism?

I don't get it either. Chicken tastes alright but it's the cheap shit as far as I'm concerned.

>play as female
>someone walks in
>they don't give a fuck, its just a girl in a video game and its not a big deal to anyone get over yourself you stupid piece of shit

Join some sort of club or class you stupid sadsack.
inb4 your inevitable reply like anyone really gives a fuck

This image is terrible and I'm terrible for laughing.

Why are there so many normies here?

lol idk

>chicken
>shit meat
I bet you think you can't have blood in your chicken either.

This user knows.

I'll have your blood in my chicken

But user she's christian.

>Not having dogs

This.
>not enjoying a delicious meal of medium rare chicken

I know how that feels.

This get a doggo
they usually make a better friend than any person ever could

Play as a female any chance I get, especially in front of my wife. Never has questioned me before even though I'm popping a bone cone to my toon.

>playing female character
>Imaginary friend /x/ warned me not to make crawls on all fours across the ceiling centering itself above me

You're fucking right buddy

>seven vaganias

you should tell everyone around you so they know how heterosexual you are

That's fucking depressing and hilarious at the same time.

...

It depends.

If it's Dark Souls then I don't care.

If it's Neptunia, you better believe that I'm mashing that boss key as hard as I can.

>2014
>Playing my qt Aurin in Wildstar
>my sister comes in.
>"Hey user, are you that chinchilla?"
>Nervously respond affirmatively.
>"Haha you're so weird. You want to be a purple chinchilla?"

and you can be that poor rogue soul that shes desperately trying to save in the name of the lawd, the sex will be amazing my friend

i don't want shit pets in my house though

Well?
Why do you want to be a purple chinchilla?

>play pic related
>give zero fucks

Fuck you gave me a new fetish.

No wonder why you're alone.

Yes.

Looks like a really bad Skyrim porn mod.

everquest, nigga

Thank you Grimsby

Oh
Fuck I just realized that Everquest probably has a huge furry community.

I tab out of anything I'm playing if somebody walks in.

there's a surprisingly high amount of trans posters on vee who started out by picking female videogame characters

>"dude, why are you playing as a girl"
>I'm not that good at this game and she's the easiest to use
>"oh, okay"

Used to use Peach in Toadstool Tour until I got used to aiming my shots, then I switched to Bowser because he has the hardest swing.

>probably

Luclin was the beginning.

>Playing Everquest in this year of our Lord Two-Thousand-and-One-Seven

Cheap
Can provide many different kinds of flavors depending on how you make it
Easy to serve in breaded form
Tastes good when dipped into different condiments

Because it's good you nigger

Then buy a cat

It actually doesn't, despite what you'd think.

The races are well designed and not fap fodder though, so that's probably why.

>playing good games is a bad thing
funay joke

>Don't give a fuck
>Brother always tries to be a dick about me playing Tiny Kong

Fuck you, Jeff.

ahahahahahahahahaha

women and the female figure are the best

I love sexy, fuckable video game ladies and their huge massive knockers. Sit on my teeny tiny face you fat ass skanks.

Where the fuck is Asuka?

>

I vaguely remember playing the trial of this several years ago. Albino rat necromancer. Shit was ok. Only time I ever saw a hood on/off feature for hooded robes in a game.