What the fuck is it with Mass Effect fans?

What the fuck is it with Mass Effect fans?

>shitaku
>Patricia Hernandez
C'mon user.

is Sup Forums really the place to cast judgment on others?

>Patricia Hernandez

Patricia is a real journalist

What said

But I do agree with OP, Mass Effect's sex scenes aren't anything amazing, last time I checked you don't even see nipples or vaginas. SFM videos are a thing.

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>new
Kinda looks like that green fucker with aids from 2.

Hey fuck you Thane looks cooler than this retarded looking thing

>posts on Sup Forums
>lacks brain cells to realize that Sup Forums is full of users with FAR more repulsive sexual tastes

wew lad

More like Patrick

Can I get a quick rundown on this girl?

yep

always has been

she's ugly
the end

Are the Ayy Lmaos offended or something?

She is a delicate little Latina flower looking for a garden to take root

Please don't let evil Jefe trump send her back!

ZIMBABWE

Oh boy another completely humanoid alium.

Can't we have more stuff like the Jellyfish or the fat jewish things?

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>What the fuck is it with Mass Effect fans?
After 3, only the mental ones still consider themselves fans, so, how exactly are you confused?

Her call saved vidya.

You don't wanna bang aliens? Are you gay?

Is that Reggie Fils-amie?

but somehow it's sexist if the alien in question is the Not-Liara

(which wouldn't fucking happen)

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I thought Kotaku was dead

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That alien looks like babby

I thought after the Gawker nuke Kotaku would have behaved more properly. Guess i was wrong.

Can't blame them, he's the only fuckable one out of the lot.

>he

I don't care, I'd sooner stick my dick in that than Shrek or Quasimodo.

oh thank god, I thought there were people out there that wanted to bang the protagonist.

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Mass Effect fans are right up ther with the Sanic and mlp fanbase in terms of autism.

I mean, were you ever on the BSN forums before, during and after the release of Mass Effect 3?
A bunch of nutcases.

>gun model got through internal testing..

>defending muh vidya characters
You're supposed to grow out of that phase user.

woooow did he really just assume that alien's gender???? in 2017????

With articles like OPs they are in a sense.

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OH LOOK ANOTHER BIPEDAL TWO ARMED TWO EYED ALIEN
Biocucks have no standards and no imagination.

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It's hard to tell the aliens from the animals!

There nothing wrong for wanting to bang alien.

No one wants to "bang" that ugly Turian lookalike you useless dyke.

She's covered wars you know?.

When the player base you want to court is nothing but a bunch of pantspissing tittybabies who get violently offended by just about anything you have to make your game and everything in it as bland and uninteresting as possible.

If you stuck your cock in it you might die of boredom before you died of space AIDS.

reported to ICE

Oh please that would be fucking amazing. i can imagine the next few article headlines before her bloat pig-like carcass appears near the border.

>Why not having Aircon is racist.
>I wish i was at home, writing about videogames.
>i called a cartel member a "misogynistic shitlord" and now they are going to murder me for their next execution video.

appearantly you can't sexualize anime women but aliens and other abominations are a fair game

AHAHEOAHOEHAOEOAHOEAOHAHAHEAHUHAUHEAUHHAEHAEOHAHA

I JUST WANT A BANGABLE KORGAN THAT IS ALL

They are if you need to drum up any sort of attention to your non-game.

What the fuck is it with you still going to places like Kotaku so you can take screenshots to post here? I would honestly forget places like Polygon and Kotaku even fucking existed if it weren't for you pieces of shit posting about them all the goddamn time. I hope you at least work for those sites and your job is to increase clicks because at least then you'd be getting paid to be a fucking retarded cunt

He does it for free.

BRRRRRAP!

>her job is to write articles about how some people want to have sex with fictional video game alien
>she gets paid for it (not a lot, but still)
I'M A JOURNALIST MOM

>Cant sexualize anthros
>Can sexualize mind-controlling blueberries

you even looked at that picture?
He looks like dog's asshole with cancer

every goddamn time

just EPIC

Someone screenshot this please.

>implying when I was younger I didn't fap furiously over Tali rule34

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>when I was younger
What is Tali not good enough for you anymore user?

>redraw something badly
>le funi mimi

>no fun allowed

>implying you still don't
>implying I'm not going to fap to the new dextro qt

what else do you do in a dating sim?

Turians or whatever I understand, but are people seriously fawning over this Morrowind-tier model, poorly defined mishmash thing?

>implying Morrowind doesn't look better than this

I love Tali!

>gorilla hernandez wants to bang mass effect's new alien
Colour me surprised.

>Some guy on the internet said something so I wrote an article about it

Please never post that again.

>Sup Forums
>Constant threads about the cartoon sluts from Gravity Rush and Automata.
>The chick from Automata having a detailed asshole model made news here and had repeated threads.
>Constant shitpost wars about east vs west waifus.
>Every game eventually deteriorates into waifu discussion or platform war shitposting or Trump shit.
>Every fighting game thread infested with people that want "Baiken and Bridget back" even though they never played either and Bridget is a guy.

It's almost like people who play videogames are losers that can't get 3D.

are laughing yet?

>Mass Effect's sex scenes aren't anything amazing

I could make something more erotic by slamming two dolls together on a table.

This alien will be heterosexual because it doesn't like fucking manlets.

Because they look like pic related

It's not about the games, it's about your peers seeing your opinions. The internet was a mistake.

id fugg the blue haired cunt

Looking at them really makes you want to buy this game doesn't it?

Me in the middle

Bioware fans are all largely very, very young. Teens to early 20's I'd say.

The school system has tried to eradicate their natural desires, tried to make "unrealistic beauty standards" (read: not being repulsive) like hygiene and basic health unattractive.

This "You shouldn't think anyone's ugly even if they look like they got kissed goodnight by a bag of hammers and forgot to set their nose in the morning" propaganda has made these kids think fucking pic related would be pleasant in any way.

I want to fuck him.

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I'd fuck her face desu
but that's more out of contempt than actual attraction

blue hair is THICCCCCCCCCCC

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dumb bitch in a poly relationship that divorced her husband because he didn't help her out of a bind in diablo 3

Seth McFarlane's looking rough.

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the cat aliens are literally mary sue female author self-insert le-quirky-but-booksmart fedora don't-hit-on-me-boys trash

I could tell straight away just from the short trailer sequence. I mean, a fucking monocle? Really?

The two on the outside both have that "crazy psychopathic liberal" look down pat

At least the middle two know how to smile like human beings, even if one of them's a literal fedora

Sounds more like Asari

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Of course they do since bioware can only make humanoid aliens now