>go to a party
>"hehe, gonna take out my nintendo switch and play some games with everyone"
>whips out switch from my right cheek pocket
>ask around for someone to play a game of 1-2 switch
>everyone is too busy drinking, smoking weed, and playing beer pong to notice
>music is loud af
>girls are grinding on each other on the counter top
>'haha, I'll just play by myself then"
What did Nintendo mean by this?
>Ever being invite to a party
>Walk the dog
>Get bored of walking the dog
>Play Zelda in the dark on a park bench
>Lose dog
If you had ever been to a party, you would know that there are different kinds of parties where different things are socially acceptable. Just like with any social situation.
How do parties?
Poor dog, that part of the commercial made me feel bad.
>play Skyrim on switch
>1 hour battery life
i was forced to come to a party once some years ago
i didn't get it
it was just a house full of noisy drunk normies
needless to say i haven't been to any parties since then
Dear Todd, whose name is holy and shall never be used in vain, please save Sup Forums like you saved the Switch. I firmly that our Lord, Todd Howard, will make world peace a reality.
Amen.
t. autist
I don't think Sup Forums needs to worry about that happening.
>Party
>Pull out the Nintendo Switch
>Ah cool user lets have a go
>Everyone loses interest 30 minutes in
>Place it back in my bag
>Go home
>Go play some Zelda
>One of the joycons are missing
>$80 plus tip
>think about something that happened on Sup Forums and laugh
>what's so funny user?
>nothing!
I was invited to party once
It was horrible
I know a guy that brings his laptop with him with 4 controllers when he goes to drink in bars. He invites strangers to play Samurai Gunn against each other. Apparently, everyone has fun.
hey man, don't be so harsh on yourself.
This.
I just can't imagine people using the Switch for off TV multiplayer after they announced the screen is about the size of the top half of a 3DS XL. It'll be fine as a handheld, but splitscreen on a screen that tiny isn't going to do anyone's vision any favors. Hell, I don't think using the little kickstand when playing a game by yourself will be that great either
you look like a sperg when you do that user
You are supposed to play it with your close friends or with people who like video games too...
Wait... you have friends, right? Right?
I have Mexican friends
Do they count?
This isn't marketed at sophomores in college.
It's marketed at late 20 somethings.
It's still stupid, though. Just not for the reasons you listed.
Still getting one famalam
t. 31
>caring about what normies think
The important thing is that people are having fun user.
>everyone is too busy drinking, smoking weed, and playing beer pong to notice
>Sup Forums is so out of touch that they literally envision this as an average party
this is worse than quentinposting
no one can force you to do anything you made up your own mind to allow them to force you, twat.
>not coming up with something witty to say to make her laugh and rub on you
life is literally mass effect and if you don't have that razor sharp ability to come up with something quick you'll end up with a land whale dependapotumus of a wife.
they only do it because they probably pity him and feel sorry for the kid bringing his toy to a bar
>Bring my switch and 1-2
>Tell my buddies that I have the best fucking drinking game they have ever played
>Get hammered while pretending to sword fight and shoot each other
I don't know man, it sounds fun to me
>gat magged by niggres
>cry while dog humps my leg
>cry some more
>Go to party
>Break out the Nintendo Switch
>"is that the new game boy user?"
>"Hey look everyone ____ still plays Pokémon haha"
>Everyone laughs at you
>Cry at home alone with your Nintendo switch
>sophomores
wow another day another new word for my thirdworlder mind
>going to a party
>video games as drinking games
TOPPEST KEKS
The only drinking games people play are shit like flip cup and beer pong at actual parties.
Randy is that yours sorry ass?
You have very clearly never been to a party in your life. Drunk Mario Kart is the best thing to happen to humanity
Luckily the success of the Switch being portable lies on the idea that people with Asperger's not caring what people think of them and quite happily embarrassing themselves.
...
I guess the only parties you go to is with just dudes, cause nobody in there right mind is going to be playing games at a party with a bunch of girls. Parties are for socializing, getting fucked up and trying to get laid, you can play games at home.
I agree that drunk games are fun but that's something you do with friends at home not break out the switch at some randos party.
>walking home at night after party
>decide to bust out some switch
>playing wahoo simulator
>gun shots ring out
>gang violence ensues
>tyrel and his gang run my direction
>steals my switch
>as they go around the corner tyrel is shot
>hes dead
>fearing for my life i run home
>snap back to reality
>realize I can't play wahoo simulator
>mfw when switch is more important that tyrel
>some randos party
Have you ever tried going to parties of people you know?
>user has never been to a party hosted by friends
What a loser
>tfw you aren't rich so you don't get to go to rich parties where they eat $100 pieces of sushi and talk about plebs
I want to sink into her slightly overweight thighs
What do you even consider a party my man? 10 people at a house isn't a party, it's a social gathering. If you know everyone there, it's not a party.
Like how the fuck can you say you've partied if you legitimately think people bring video games for drinking games.
>$100 pieces of sushi and talk about plebs
That's a funny way of saying "doing drugs"
>2017
>not being a normalfag
ISHYGDDT
>If you know everyone there, it's not a party
You are trying really hard to come off as a normie but its backfiring.
Nobody goes to parties with exclusively people they don't know. Thats retarded. As long as you know 5 or 6 people there nobody is going to bat an eye. Plus, girls love drinking games. Even more than guys
>American teenagers think a party is cramming 100 people into the house of whomever's parents are gone and getting hammered on cheap beer
>he only knows 10 people
what the fuck my dude
>being surprised by how retarded underage kids are
Adulthood starts at 25. Younger than that you don't matter.
>everyone is too busy drinking, smoking weed, and playing beer pong to notice
>smokeing weed
DUDE
WE
Until the owner of the bar tells you to leave because you are scaring off all the women in the bar
>playing beer pong
>instead of beer bomberman
What kind of shit parties do you go to?
This is what average parties are like in America
>"teacher, this girl just gets hitted by a desk... oh no, do something!! shes bleeding!"
God you socially inept retards have never partied with people have you?
Serious question OP.
DO you even have 1 IRL friend?
minus beer pong because not in amerifat, drinking and weed is the average for any party involving people over 12. More often than not, there is cocaine involved too. I can't recall the last time i was at a party that didn't involve at least two of those things
Can't wait for Nintendo to become a third party developer.
Nintendo is probably assuming you're going to a party where you're actually friends with people.
>be a social outcast
>get called a loser
there is nothing to lose
>Implying a nigger is named Tyrell
Name him Tyrone.
Gee, it's almost like a commercial with "adults" doing silly shit only a kid would do is aimed at kids and manchildren.
do people still smoke weed?
>walk my rottweiller
>fuck this shit gonna play some Zelda
>take my eyes off the screen
>my dog has mauled the children in the park
Fun for all the family!
Yes?
this thread has been done 200 times
Right now actually.
>Playing video games without your friends
thank goodness i haven't gone past weed. discovering you're an addict sucks
>bring Nintendo Switch onto a plane
>accidentally leave it on during takeoff even though they tell you to turn off all devices
>plane flips over and kills everyone on board to the sound of bing bing wahoo
Fucking Nintendo
>Implying you're not already addicted to video games.
>ITT People who dont go outside pretending as if they do.
>implying you're not addicted to Sup Forums
DELETE THIS
>bring Nintendo Switch to a basketball court to play NBA
>the graphics are so crisp that Tyrone gets confused and dunks the system, shattering it
Seriously, Nintendo?
This thread is autistic. You all need to die.
>bring Nintendo Switch outside
>fan sucks in outside dust
>vent gets clogged and overheats
...
Bullshit. The switch doesn't have a fan. That would be the most retarded design choice.
I find the only video games people are okay with at parties are the Jackbox games
>post on Sup Forums
>call others autistic
really fires your neurones
this, getting a switch in the bar pretty much turns out they dont know shit about whats going on
unrealistic movie dialogue fantasies
Being around drunk people when you're sober is awful. Don't go to a party unless you intend to get fucked up
kys phoneposter
>have a pack of 10 friends
>everybody likes games and partying
>turn up wii u with smash bros while smoking weed and drinking
Just get proper friends.
>that asian in the back
>those hips
Not an argument
DUDE WEED
>implying drunk and high people don't like playing videogames
he wasn't arguing. he was strongly suggesting
No one ever been to a kind of nerdy party? It's got the beer, weed, loud music but everyone is chill and playing nerdy games and vidya and no one gives a fuck what anyone is doing really and happy to join in.
Last party I went to you'd think it was all normies with the beer pong and music and vodka gummi bears but there was also plenty of people playing arkham horror and 3DSs
You should do the same, normalcuck
yes it is nerd :^)
Yes it does you stupid asshole. You can't spare 2 seconds to google it?
>still being 18 and going to disgusting house parties
Grow up.
why? why do you do this? now i ahve to correct you OP stop this insanity
>go to a party
>"hehe, gonna take out my nintendo switch and play some games with everyone"
>whips out switch from my right cheek pocket
>ask around for someone to play a game of 1-2 switch
>everyone is too busy drinking, smoking weed, and playing beer pong to notice
>music is loud as fuck
>girls are grinding on each other on the counter top
>'haha, I'll just play by myself then"
What did Nintendo mean by this?
you´re living like a grandpa
>People trying to convince other people that they're normal even though they're going to spend all of Saturday night in this shithole like the rest of us
I went to a party in high school where everyone just got wasted and played smash bros until they passed out.
I haven't been to a party since high school
It's honestly pathetic if you have house parties past 21.