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Yooka is last on nintendo switch and will probably be the worst version

First on Nintendo Switch*
*Also on PC
*Also on literally everything else

>90% old or indie games

wows thats how I want to spend my free time and money hooboy

Look at all those games that couldn't have been made on a console 15 years ago. Totally justifies Nintendo in making a whole new console for me to use my money on, even though their last console desperately needed new games.

BUT HD RUMBLE

HNNNNG FEEL THE TOMATO

>99% available on PC
So this is the power of the Switch. Have we finally won, Nintenbros?

>Vita gets tons of indie games
>LOL PORTS

>Switch gets indie ports
>AW YEAH LOOK AT ALL THE GAMES WE HAVE!

>He's still upset

Move on.

Are you not entertained?

>Having to sit at your desk on your $2000 leet gamer rig to play 8 bit indies

That's so fucking sad.

Everything the switch gets praised for is something people complained about on the vita.

It's just fanboy hypocrisy.

This

Wow Switch really is Nintendo's Vita

At least the Vita is good.

>Buying a whole new pice of hardware to play those same games, when you could just have used said rig

That's so fucking sad.

Rogue Trooper Redux
The Fall Part 2: Unbound
Treasurenauts
sU and the Quest for meaning
RIME
Zombie Vikings
Mr. Shifty
TowerFall Ascension
Oceanhorn: Monster of Uncharted Seas
Thumper
Splasher
RIVE
Enter the Gungeon
Cave Story
NBA Playgrounds
1001 Spikes
Redout
Unbox: Newbie’s Adventure
Graceful Explosion Machine
Pocket Rumble
SteamWorld Dig 2
Little Inferno
Ultimate Chicken Horse
Runner 3
Neuro Voider
Kingdom Two Crowns
Pankapu
Shovel Knight: Treasure Trove
The Binding of Issac Afterbirth +
Duck Game
World of Goo
Yooka-Laylee
The Escapists 2
Shovel Knight: Specter of Torment
Blaster Master Zero
Toe Jam & Earl: Back in the Groove
Space Dave!
Tumbleseed: A Rolly Roguelike
Terraria
Wargroove
Fast RMX
Has Been Heroes
Human Resource Machine
Gonner
Dandara
Flipping Death
Snake Pass
Stardew Valley
Celeste
Perception
Hollow Knight
Monster Boy and the Cursed Kingdom
WonderBoy and the Dragon’s Trap
Shakedown Hawaii
Overcooked!
The Jack Box Party Pack 3
Hover: Revolt of Gamers
Away: Journey of the Unexpected
Portal Knights
State of Mind
The Next Penelope
Mutant Mudds
Battle Chef Brigade
Ittle Dew 2

>NINTENDOOMED

Playing Shovel Knight on the go
Playing co-op on the go
Playing indie exclusives
>Bad

Looks like a new humble bundle.

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I know, right?

For some reason it was when it wasn't on a nintendo system.

top kek

>Playing Shovel Knight on the go
3DS and Vita
>Playing co-op on the go
Why would two people go out just to play video games?

>nintendrone
>reddit formating
That's so fucking sad.

>Why would two people go out just to play video games?
This.

I mean, I had my laptop and two controllers in my bag with me for two years and the only one time we ever did coop on it was when we had 4 hours to kill waiting for event results at a competition, and even then it was only for 30 minutes.

How many of those are Switch exclusive games?

To be clear: Specter of Torment will arrive as a free update to Shovel Knight in April on:

Wii U (digital and physical)
3DS (digital and physical)
PS4 (digital and physical)
Vita (digital and physical)
PS3
Xbox One
PC
Linux
Mac
Steam
Gog.com
Humble Store
Amazon Fire TV

>$9,99 on Switch

Why?

None.

It's okay when Nintendo does it.

Why the fuck would anyone be excited over indie multiplats? Oh right it's okay when nintendo does it

This makes me wish I'd been screencapping all the shittalk people had for the vita so I could put it next to all the people praising the switch for the same shit.

New pricing scheme for the bundle. That's why it's been on sale.

Usually I'm pretty indifferent to console ports of PC games, but seeing as how these'll all be portable too I think the direct was neat.
Games like Stardew Valley should be great to play on the go.

That being said this is all a lot less-impressive once the system is docked

This is pretty brilliant for a way to shit on Switch. I like it.

btfo

Good ports are like seasoning on a steak. Good 1st party titles make up that steak.

If you have a great cut of steak (switch has 10/10 1st party library), then seasoning (all these ports) make it that much better.

If you have no steak at all (hi vita), then you're left sitting in your room huffing steak seasoning and waiting for death to take you.


>b-but muh food analogy
fuck off

FPBP

Wow really, Runner 3, Blaster Master 2, Steamworld Dig 2 and Wargroove are on the PC and elsewhere?

Nigger what the fuck are you even saying?

Ay dont shit on art of balance til you try it.

Don't even care about the food analogy, just stuck on how people can be in to games enough to browse Sup Forums but not have a fucking clue what games were on the vita besides indie ports.

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When did the Switch get PS+?

a literal food analogy LMAO

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So....this....is the power of autism......woah

btfo

holy fuck food analogys will never not make me laugh its like americans only can think about food 24/7 or that things actual get serious once food is involved

So after Ultra Street Fighter 2 inevitably flops, will Capcom pull the plug on Street Fighter for good this time?

>bundle
Isn't the expansions (DLC) free in every platform? I thought Shovelware Knight had free DLCs, at least this is what they tell everybody.

Doesn't change the fact that the vast majority of these indies are multiplat, retard.

They'll just port ultra street fighter 2 to everything else, but probably cap it at $30

>im so contrarian that i don't eat

Indie games that are already on pc, indie games that will end up on pc. Sorry user, this isn't what people mean when they say switch doesn't have games. Switch doesn't have games. Like any intelligent person I'll be waiting to get one when a new improved version comes out for black Friday 2 years later bundled with whatever 2 games are worth owning on the consolle

It's really not hard to understand, is it? If your system doesn't have many good 1st party titles, the ports aren't going to make much difference. If there IS first party support, then more ports are a good thing.

Yeah man, Sony totally supported the system with awesome games, the vita didn't completely fail, you're right.

It's an analogy user, do you understand what an analogy is?

They said they were only going to port it if it sold really well. Which it won't.

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Nintendo Switch doesn't have any GOOD game. yet

Yeah, all of those but wargroove right now aren't exclusive.

Why are Nintendo fans always bringing Sony up? Is it a inferiority complex?

>If it's not first party it doesn't exist!

You are the worst kind of game consumer.

I don't even know what reddit formatting means.

You do because I take it you've been there. Fucking lmao at u

>multiplats and indieshit
Wtf I love Nintendo now

>Playing 8 but retro games on your $2000 leet gamer rig

Kek

>same thing, but portable
>worst
Okay Sonyfriend, whatever you say.

Christ, if you're going to be so pedantic, let me be crystal clear then:

>Sony (and most other devs) totally supported the system with awesome games, the vita didn't completely fail, you're right.

Better?

>>same thing, but portable
Not him, but it's likely going to run the worst of all the versions of the game.

Probably not be as pretty either, so...

Why didn't you show off iPhone game of the year 2008 "World Of Goo", a highly anticipated Nintendo Switch launch title?

I agree, it's so lame for Nintendo to put more games on the Switch. The eShop can only hold about 50 titles, so it seems like a waste. Why even put any games on the thing at all? I just want to spend all my time bitching on Sup Forums instead.

lmao

I spent hours on hours back in college playing Fifa on my laptop with controllers and my mates. You being socially awkward doesn't mean multiplayer on the go is dead.

That's a great impression of a bitchy, passive-aggressive autist who preordered a $300 leapfrog tablet just to play 5+ year old ports of indie games

Well yeah, and all the other games coming to the system.

>Passive aggressive autist

ooh somebody is projecting!

Are these the 80 games the Switch boasts? Because if this is... I'm not impressed.

WE GOT INDIE GAMES THAT ARE ON PC OR WILL BE ON PC YASSSSS!

Mario and?

Uh..........................

Peggle 3?

yes but all i ever see around here are food analogys and since pretty much 90% of all posters come from america there has to be a connection

>if you play one type of game then that must be the only type of game you play

What kind of retarded arguement?

>when OP thinks he's making a hugbox thread but gets btfo instead

>Hover

already own it on Steam
the fuck 'key features' would be switch exclusive?

Where did I state that? I just find it funny picturing someone at a PC desk playing a little retro game

>there has to be a connection

Well user.....a whole lot of people eat food and understand analogies about food.

Cant play your PC on the bus

>You need a 2000$ PC to run indies
You can make a PC that can run indies better than the Switch for less.
>B-b-but the Switch is portable portable
100$ more and you can get a laptop that runs indies better than the switch and has stuff like a fucking web browser.

>if you play one type of game then that must be the only type of game you play

>What kind of retarded arguement?

Gee, I could ask all the people bitching about the Switch having indie titles the same thing, couldn't I?

>it's all indie trash

But it's ok when Nintendo does it.

Good. I don't want to look like an autist

yes but ultimatly they are stupid since food is something you eat and videogames is something to play they just never really make sense and simplify everything to a stupid degree

>unironically playing games in public

how does it feel to be this socially inept

>Feet up on your couch or in bed or at your girlfriend's house = public

Stay hunch backed pcuck

do people actually unironicly think that there is something wrong with playing games in public? seen a bunch of people walking around and playing pokemon go last summer they seemed much more social than the people who didnt play too and were more open to talking with eachother

USF2 probably cost them like 5 dollars to make so no.

Are you serious or are you just meming? The whole point of analogies is to compare two different things to explain your point.

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>passive-aggressive autist who preordered a $300 leapfrog tablet just to play 5+ year old ports of indie games
Wow a pot and a kettle posting on Sup Forums. This is great.