Meanwhile, on the USG Sup Forumsshimura

Meanwhile, on the USG Sup Forumsshimura...

I hate niggers.

Huh?

Good thread

This was the last time I've les you fags use my computer.

>tfw writing messages in your cum at someone else's workstation
Fuck you Brian, you cunt

FUCKING ROCKSTOP

Have you met our lord and saviour, this inanimate rock?

ALL DEPARTMENTS REPORT IN
MINING BOYZ WW@

Security chief here. Who ever is keeps playing porn on the cafeteria mo.itors is going to have some serious punishments
Sincerely security

Man our tools are dangerous why do we have something that shoots saws?

You know
I started dead space ages ago and never gave it a fair shot.
I'm going to do that now.

Look at this faggot doctor
Why don't you leave the work to the real men?

Does anyone else here honestly know where the fuck to go to get anywhere? I've been stuck in this god damn auxiliary office for days now.

STOP SHOOTING WET BALLS OF PAPER AT ME AT BARELY SUB-SONIC SPEED WITH YOUR STASIS MODULE

REEEEEEEEEEEE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

*scratches what used to be an ass with a tentacle*

Security chief again. Regardless of this infection we please ask that the porn be at least softcore.
Sincerely, security

Which one of you fucks threw up in engineering? You could have told the janitors, when I found it, it was fucking growing.

ARRGH FUCK AAAHAAHHHAFHHAHAH FUCKCKKCKK

Brian is a unitologist faggot, move it on.

They're like the lamest version of the Illuminati I've seen. Whatever, I wish I got pulled, I hate being around these freaks.

Those delusional faggots are going to pull some dumb shit, mark my words.

medical here
what color was it glowing?
for the love of god PLEASE tell me it was not orange

Engineering here, I said growing you deaf gook.

Yo lets stick our dicks into these things.

My brother claims that one of the textures in the wall of meat right before the washing machine boss has tits. Is this true?

Please do not stick your dick in these things.

- Security.

Yes, what color was it glowing? Prease do not make fun of my race.

thank god
you dont want to know the last time someone found glowing orange biohazard

THIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO

>using the vintage suit
i respect that

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>thumbnail swap
ok which one of you faggots left the supercomputer unlocked
security is gonna be pissed

Who keeps leaving their data-entry modules of dolphin porn around.

People thinks its me, Security has raided my office several times in the past week. Didn't find my loli stash ehehehe.

dead space is fucking garbage

Alright, which one of you assholes moved the Peng statue again?

dont let the captain hear that
he'll throw you out the airlock without a suit

Please don't do that.

>play game
>mouse aim controls like shit
>install a fix
>now moving and mouse is shit
>alien isolation runs 50 fps
>this runs 32

wew

i just open security door to the Marker headquarters say hello to your newfriends, i don't give a fuck

fucking engineers
psychopaths all of them

Thank you for informing us of your loli stash, we will be by shortly for confiscation of any company hardware that might have graphic images or videos.
Sincerely, security
P.S security monitors all devices on the ship that use this and we will not hesitate to make arrests

security if you wanted loli doujins all you had to do was ask

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I CAN'T STOP STOMPING ON EVERYTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Guys! I'm not sure but i think i hear moon makes some noises.

security here
reminder that any and all moaning coming from the ventilation shafts are just engineers messing with you
there is nothing to be concerned about and any engineers caught playing pranks like this will have their plasma cutters consifcated

na it's just your imagination.

Aw fuck.

>playing on a potato

speaking of potatoes
hydro what the hell i thought we agreed to not let perkinson tinker with the genetically modified food sources???
have you SEEN the latest harvest????

>not praising altman with your jizz
Heretic

Well Unitology has done plenty for charity but I find the practice of turning people into undead baraka monsters to be somewhat concerning

[make us whole]

Bitch, you have a holo-navigator in your fucking arm. How hard can it be?

That came from the vents. Anyone has a light to shine in there?

Hey guys, hows my health look? I think some shrapnel hit me, but I can't tell how serious it is since my life-stats are on my fucking back.

Mark you say?

I bet 10.000 credits you get an infection down there.

Meanwhile on citadel Sup Forums...

>Not crawling deep in the vent system to watch porn in peace while the rest of the crew just hears odd moaning from them.

MAKE UZ HOL N SHEEIT

You are never going to find it in her new enclosure.

HOL ON
SO CHU BE SAYIN
WE WUZ HOLEEEEE
N SHIEET

Have you guys heard? They're coming from the ven-

>bangs head on pipe

god I loved dead space

fuck you!

and fuck your marker!

So I found one of these things.
Shot it a few times with a plasma cutter I had lying around.
I think I'm going to grill it, I'm sick of all the freeze dried shit the mess hall serves.

You ok there buddy?

>An army does not march on bread alone.
>The meat is all around us.
>Tasty meat.
>Fingers, noses, toes.
>We must tell them.
>They must know.
>They.
>Must.
>EAT.

I'm glad Sup Forums was created
Aren't you guys?
Such friendly users

Makes me glad I'm white

Remember why we're out here cracking planets up.
You do love Earth, right?

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Ok. It's off. Now what?

reminder to NOT accidentally make friendly ships go planetside via sending necromorphs in an escape pod

command is STILL pissed at whoever did that

this humor sucks and you're a faggot

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I am 7 hours in Dead Space 2, and fuck, the game is fun and the story is nice. Sadly I am too spooked even for casual and can only play until 2 or three save stations. I heard 3 is not scary at all, but is the story good?

It's worth it to just finish out the story, I guess
Don't expect a good game though, it's not very fun
The first third is ok but the rest is pretty bad
And they made some really questionable design decisions
Pirate it

Is there a problem here sir?

Is it gay if I fuck a necro that used to be a hot chick?

story is shit, atmosphere is great, also kain is the villain but they underutilize him

RAAAAGH *STOMP*
UUGGHH *STOMP*
AAAAAHH *STOMP*

hey man a holes a hole

Why are the guns so ugly? The tools are fine, but the guns are akin to Warhammer on a /k/ nightmare scale.

you talking shit about my plasma cutter?
ill fucking cut you

because it's a hideous future

people who want smooth gay guns created by Apple can go fuck themselves

>not hacking the safety mechanisms on your tools and playing dodge-saw with your mates when on break
take a look at this faggot

Oh shit, there are monsters all over the ship trying to kill me. Must, write, in, diary.

LET ME IN BRO, I'M A TRUE BELIEVER
YOU BELIEVE IN TRUE BELIEVERS DON'T YOU?

>monsters
medical what the fuck happened this time?

Do you know how fucking terrifying it would be if the necros could still talk like normal humans

>hmm coms have been quiet for a while, something going on?
>This is Bob to medical, there a situation I'm not aware of?
>BLARGARAHAGHAAR
>...Is this Gary? Get off the line Gary

Is Dead Space 3 really that bad?

No.

we should just feed gary to the engineers theyre not very picky about where food came from ya know? im sure theyll eat him....or turn him into a plasma cutter....

Yes.

>Isaac is such a badass engineer he stars modding the necros into weapons

ENGINEERS
GET OFF MY MINING DECK

hey man you dont know just how fucking crazy those engineers are few days ago i caught one trying to make a cutter out of toothpicks and a toothbrush i dont know how the fuck he welded toothpicks but frankly i dont want to know