When can we expect romance options in a Zelda game?

When can we expect romance options in a Zelda game?

Probably never, it's a kids game.

Skyward Sword made Zelda Link's destined waifu so probably never

In Skyward Sword you can romance the item girl

Peach gives Mario a kiss every game.

The same time Link gets to wear a speedo, thong, or fundoshi in a Zelda game.

So next game?

You just have to turn Zelda into another weeb game aren't you.

Don't let relationship shit ruin a puzzle fucking game

is there anything better than a comfy "kids" game with delicious innuendo? literally every other character has a huge lady-boner for link.

>weeb game
where do you think you are, user-kun?

>Comfy and literally in one post

You have to go back

I hope.

He's attractive, fit, kind, caring, strong, brave, and saves the world from ultimate evil. Any woman would lay back and open wide for Link.

>made a reddit account in 1013
>never used it
I use voat because reddit sucks dicks. It looks like you have to go back because you know it so well. Also, stay mad. Zelda is GOAT. literally goat. So comfy and perfect.

get out of here time traveler

>falling for the age old bait of being told to go back
You have to go back

>i posted it again
good one user. You seem very intelligent and informed. Good thing you're sharing your expansive knowledge here in this thread you approve of. Zelda is GOAT right?

Looks like he went back. LOL

>gloating over the internet about how some anonymous strangers have stopped responding to your sad bait
Made me think

>he came back
I'm playing zelda and having the time of my life right now user. What are you doing? it's obviously self-loathing. Probably because you don't have zelda ='/

>makes snide remarks but takes bait himself
watch this faggot come back too

Keep the (You)s coming, I'm saving up.

(you) have to go back

Nice amputee Zelda

>Probably never, it's a kids game.

So are Harvest Moon games. Whats your point?

When can I expect to be able to walk into a store and buy a Switch bundled with Zelda and a Pro controller?

Seriously asking. I've got the cash in my wallet.

A fully fledged romance isn't something a kid can comprehend. Hinting at it without actually committing to it is a good solution.

That must be be why they never have romances in Disney movies...