Thick

Thick

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why did I read this as titfuck

Thicc af she made my armpit harder if you know what I mean

i think that about wraps up this thread

Damn more like Boner of the Wild with all these fuckable waifus

i want her to pulverize my prostate with her magical cock which also happens to be 4 inches thick

go the pliability of such a thing demon squeezing in between my buns, and when it finally fits!? HAH, endless ejaculation. It's no joke! I want those fat tits resting on my shoulder blades as she plows into me, and whispers into the cool sweat of my ear, "I'm not pulling out baby,"

I'm literally dead at that point. Goddess Hylia can just take me right up to the sacred realm because that's all I needed to hear.

Get down with the thiccness.

VROOOOOOOOO

Only a bad Dark Souls ripoff. But its ok when Nintendo does is

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>that simp

Why is everyone in HW designed so perfect compared to their standard designs?

>not fingering his butthole for added magic power

0/10 don't believe it

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lewd

MUH

nose too big

I miss RBG's old artstyle

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How many paraphilias does this single game have?

I can't see the abs.

That's unfortunate

As thick as my 6

>Fanart of a huge nosed character
>Removes the huge nose

Doesn't even remotely look like her, try again.

>fanart is not 100% accurate
Holy fuck. Dude. What?

They have ugly drag queen faces

As is tradition.

Does she get naked

>clothed > naked

I want to rub her chubby tummy

Sure, but we oughta be building anticipation for something here

The drag queen faces were better in the past.

I want to mating press her while grabbing her belly

MOMMY!

I wanna suck from those tits till my tummy is full

I want her to mating press me with her futa cock

That's pretty gay user

not if I'm wearing a skirt

it could be worse

hmm how is it gay if it's a woman? I mean, if the penis is what makes it gay, wouldn't banging an eunuch be straight sex?

Sir. That is fat.
Fat and a tranny.

Do people just not know what that word means now?

She is just a disgusting fatty.

fat is hot

If you are into that fetish. Sure.
Whatever tickles your balls.
Just don't get it twisted.

They are drawing brazilian men what do you expect.

>tfw no hulk tranny with bruce banner /d/ sized cock to pound my black widow boypucci

the suffering continues

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lmao link has a beard now?

>mmm yep
>no traps

>Tranny
Fuck off fag, we're discussing futa here.

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Oops.

My mistake. :^)

I don't get this mating press thing

Most of the time it's drawn so the dudes ass took up more of the screen.

sauce

Because you knew those weren't intentional.

Why are there so many giant trannies in this game?

You and me both, if I wanted to see a dudes asshole I'd just look at my trap collection

No it's the eyes, mostly.

Which is also just kind of the graphics.

>user can only enjoy clothes as a means to get naked

She is a woman

>Just different gems and colors
Boo

AND WHAT A WOMAN

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For you

You're gay

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>needs 100 rupees despite being a FUCKING FARY GODDESS
>only upgrades your clothes a BIT
>jumping in the water after her doesnt heal you

Why does everyone in this game want to fuck link?

You better fill my buns with your hot love lady. I ain't fuckin' around, ten thousand rupees is a lot of doe for no fucking anal.

>bitching about 100 rupees
Oh you poor soul

no ur gey

wantimh to fuck trannies

>keeps saying boy
>thick milf
>sexual innuendos

am i missing something how is this game for kids???

>go to gerudo town
>everyone has thick butts

No it isn't.

Fucking clothes are expensive as hell and money really uncommon. I had to sell most of my minerals to afford the ninja suit in Kakariko.

>100 rupees

Dude, the last one wants 10,000. Sell gemstones.

It's a 12+ game. I don't know about you, but I was already masturbating furiously on a regular basis back when I was 12.

>tranny face

>your teacher will never again ask you why you're always so tired in class
>knowing full well why you don't sleep at night

What are the money items in this game?

Gems from stone talos.
Cooking.

She has thicker hips in game ffs.

Are gemstones just for selling? I'm saving mines just in case and the lack of rupees hurts.

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I think this is the first Zelda to be up to OoT levels of girl quality.