LOL WOMEN ARE SUCH STRONG AND TAKE ACTION ASS KICKERS (ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE LESBIANS)

>LOL WOMEN ARE SUCH STRONG AND TAKE ACTION ASS KICKERS (ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE LESBIANS)
>LOL MEN ARE SO STUPID AND INCOMPETENT

Why is this allowed? I thought Telltale had better writers than that.

>Why is this allowed? I thought Telltale had better writers than that.

niggas gotta get paid

who fucking cares about minecraft
better questions is where the fuck is frontier, are they going to release 3 next episodes simultaneously or something?

Who the fuck cares about Frontier? They've proven to be incapable of making games anymore

if you're posting on this board and you've played this game you need to kill yourself

>if you're posting on this board and you've played a game you need to kill yourself
ftfy

>if you've played this """game""" you need to kill yourself
ftfy

nah
>if you're posting on this board you need to kill yourself
or even better
>kill yourself

>I thought Telltale had better writers than that.

What made you think this.

This very existence of this game is as logical as a tetris dating simulator.
The whole "let's make a stronk female womyn to make a interesting character" gimmick is the lesser of the issues.

>There's people that wouldn't date this
Sad,really.

This piece will never be as Thicc as the inverted S shape.

thanks doc

Alright screw this sjw whining thread.
Lets create a tetris harem VN and assign personalities to all the girls.

>girls

Are you seriously unironically giving a shit about this thing?

>I thought Telltale had better writers than that.
It's fucking Minecraft, even if they removed the ginger it wouldn't make the game any better, stop getting mad at games for kids, you mongloid.

That's a pretty old trope though, and the game is literally made for 8 year olds.

Clearly the protag user

Also Z is a trap and O is a shortstack thicc girl

O-block is a chubby bookworm who's still a virgin into her mid 20s

inverted T-block is a whore, would throw herself at any opportunity

L-block is an indecisive cunt with no redeeming traits but everyone loves her somehow

J-block is all tsundere but secretly wants all the dicks

Z-block is clueless. panty-shots all day


I-block is the protagonist

what about S-block?

I am just gonna say we definitely need a cute trap.

didn't one of the youtube celebrities they shoehorned into that game end up being a pedo or something?

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I fucking love every part of this.

How autistic are you to keep reposting this over a game nobody above the age of 10 should be playing in the first place?

>girls

Fuck off fucking newfag. Boys and traps or leave.

Can we give at least breasts to the shapes? I cant have a hard-on without tits

They're pretty damn good at it. I have no idea what you're going on about.