Search for walkthrough

>search for walkthrough
>"WELCOME LAD-"

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>sup guys and welcome to anoth-

>search for longplay
>???
>profit
Otherwise the mute button is your friend

>AY WHAT UP YOUTUBE IT'S YA BOY COMIN AT CHA WITH ANOTHER COMMENTARY

why is this shit so popular?
even on my country

>Hello guys, my name is

>Hello boys...

>AAAAAY EVERYBODY... Welcome back

>search for playthrough
>*SNORT* WHUT IS UP EVERYBUDDY

It sucks that you can search lets play *insert game* NO COMMENTARY you dense motherfucker

You deserve what you get

>no commentary for the first five minutes
>"HELLO AND WELCOM-"

>Hey guys...whaaaats going on-

Do you honestly expect someone is going to respond, fucking get on with it, cocksucker.

>What is up YouTu-

>search for walkthrough
>open video
>MMMM YESS DELICIOUS YES (SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFF) OH YES PUT SOME CHEESE NEXT TO THAT GAS BOMB, DARLING. OH YES, PLEASE, ALLOW ME TO FETCH THE BOTTLE OF WINE THAT COMPLIMENTS THE AROMA OF YOUR NATURAL WIND, DARLING, OH YES, YES, YES! I SIMPLY MUST SWALLOW THE GRAPE JUICES OF THAT WHICH BLENDS WITH THE LUXURIOUSLY UNDERESTIMATED MYSTICAL GASSES OF YOUR SWEET EXITING PIFF POFFS FOR MY EXOTIC DESIRES. OH, YES, THIS WILL DO. MY LITTLE, LOVELY, WIND WISHER, YOU

>WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWELCOME

>>search for walkthrough

>Narrating your own life
>Every game feels like stream

these are the worst

>TOPATHEMORNINTOYA

AYO WHATS UP EVERYBODY IT'S YA BOY FAGGOTPLAYER69 COMIN AT YOU WITH ANOTHER LETS PLAY BUT FIRST I'D LIKE TO GIVE SOME SHOUTOUTS TO EVERYONE WHO WILLINGLY GIVES ME MONEY ON MY PATREON SCAM. HERE IS A LIST OF NAMES.

>search for walkthrough
dumb frogposter

Name a better opening line to introduce a lets play video.

i'll wait

Special shoutouts to...
>tina97
>Jamerson Carslon
>Micky200
>Underscore_boy

>does that excited high voice greeting ala pewdiepie
>sup brooooooos
>89 views

When you're trying to be some youtube video game guy and you're aping another youtube video game guy's mannerisms in a desperate attempt to appeal to children, how do you not just stop right then and there?

9/11 was an inside job

>30 second intro
>HEY WHAT'S UP, BROS
>first ten seconds into the actual video a le funneh happens and the screen zooms into a blank or contorted face the faggot is forcing for a solid 3 second

braaaaap?

The holocaust was a lie.

I actually like that guy. At least he has a gimmick and he stick with it.

>be sure to like, comment, and subscribe

>confused on something
>Look up video on phone
>Asshole puts an ad you cant skip on the video
>Close before it finishes
How did youtube become an ad infestee shithole for mobile.

Someone post that video where those guys talk about Liking, Commenting and Subscribing over Minesweeper for 5 minutes.

>try that with a recently released game and/or popular with youtubers
>still get at least 2 pages of lets play
Youtube was a mistake

Fags die, God laughs.

Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We are all controlled by something much greater

>hey, what's up guys! my--
I don't really watch videos on youtube anymore, 99% of them start with this one line

>tfw the only browser that's mostly adfree is a slow piece of shit, making it almost not worth it

Fuck you, that last secret room behind the moon was fucking bullshit, fuck HAL

>looks for gameplay video/stream of a game
>find something from my country, click out of interest
>its a kid swearing like a sailor or a teen speaking half native half english going full pewdiepie and butchering both languages

>search for tips on shitty game I regret buying
>gangsta ass music
>this kid starts talking

youtube.com/watch?v=wDfcpVfyETI

>search for walkthrough
>sub-480p
>15 fps

>look for gameplay
>find video with commentary, but just say fuck it and watch it
>he starts talking about how YouTube is super difficult and how quitting his job for YouTube was the "right" thing to do
>watch part 2 of gameplay that is uploaded a few weeks later
>he is talking about not making rent and how he NEEDS Patreon supporters
>then says it's the least us viewers can do for him

>click video
>dubstep
>overused intro template
>WHAAAT ISSSS UP GUYS? TODAY I'M BACK AT YA WITH ANOTHER VIDEO!
>gameplay starts 5 minutes in to the actual video because the guy is talking about some shit

sup ya'll, it's me, it's your boy asmongold

Gee, I don't know; how DID a site designed to extort ad money from you made by the number one ad company in the world become such an ad infested shithole on a platform designed by the same company with the sole purpose of giving advertisers better access to your life?

None, whoever opened the video already saw your intro and knows who you are, i don't need someone wasting 5 minutes telling me shit i would already know by just seeing the video's title

>be sure to not like, don't comment and unsubscribe
Oh I get it you said the opposite of what they normally say but you're still trying to remind me of these functions on your videos but without actually saying it because you know people find that shit obnoxious.

>if you liked this video be sure to go fuck yourself shitcunt

>SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON

Find me a playthrough with let's play esque commentary from 2007/2008.

Firefox on mobile allows you to install ublock origin to get around ads. Adaway should work as well, but I'm not 100% sure it will work for Youtube videos.

>be sure to like comment subscribe and donate to me on patreon!!

I literally erase the video from my history.
It doesn't remove my view from the total view count, but it does delete the engagement data, which is how long you watched the video for.
Youtube search rankings highly favors videos with high engagement, and not simply a high viewcount anymore.

Of course, you can skip this shit just by being a paid ad.

>look up game glitches/easter eggs
>2 minute intro of about 20 different games edited together
>What's up my hedgehogs. UltraSonicX56 showed me a neat glitch the other day!

Fucking hate when people say this.

>let's make asking people to press the like button EXCITING by saying "smash" instead of "like". Look how cool and hip we are!

>that framerate

Dang.
Earliest I can think of is 2009.

why dont YOU just make commentary videos then?

>search for longplay
>it's actually a speedrun

We have an entire general just for that.

100% agree, I absolutely fucking DESPISE these retarded 'intros' in videos.

I never put them in mine, I get right to what I want to show and then stop and you almost never hear me talk unless I deem it necessary to understand whats going on.

Understandably, I have zero subscribers, not that I really care.

I do, however, have a video that has 38k views which is a ton for me. I think its because it is a SHORT guide to an achievement in WoW and there is zero talking, and zero fluff.

chris-chan inadvertently invented lets plays back in 2002 when he made those animal crossing videos he sent to nintendo power.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ua6pbz3ROvQ

>change OS
>never use google account again
>youtube still recommends you the same shit
Glad i removed the recommendations bar, fuck that noise

The only real commentary videos on JewTube is from Matosis, maybe a few developer commentaries.

The majority are for entertainment.

>Astroneer
Why is it bad?

>The only
Uh, smudboy?

>KONICHI WA, VIRTUA IUTUBA AI-CHAN DESU!!!

Its a strange feeling when a channel has like, one video with over a hundred thousand views while the other stuff is bellow a thousand

>+Electro Froggie it's kinda shit trying to start a possible career for the future when all you get is hate because of what your age is or what you sound like

YouTube was a mistake.

youtube.com/watch?v=xOEmvpEUg5M
Skip to 3:35, it's fucking gold.

>a mentally ill manchild with a sonic-scat fetish invented let's plays

It's just very barebones and unpolished. Could be cool later on but I'm an idiot for buying early access and expecting anything else.

>minecraft
I ain't clicking that shit nigga

Wrong manchild.

She gets a free pass just because she's cute.

Ok that's something i can watch

But I want to know the earliest one.

Not a commentary track, one that was intentionally trying to have comedic effect.

It's not the minecraft part that's even wrong with it.

>150k subs and counting
HOW DID SHE DO THAT

The power of cute anime girls

I'm so glad the Frozen fad is dead.

I really don't get her appeal.
She doesn't do or talk about anything interesting.
If she was a real person, you wouldn't give a shit about her, she's just as vapid as any other vlogger female, except this is even worse because she never leaves the MMD white room and can't go anywhere except for her poorly modeled saloon bar.

why does this picture make me so sad

>open up gameFAQ for ps1 jrpg
>author inserts MST3K-style commentary into walkthrough
>using his original characters
>Bush v Gore jokes
>boy band references
>"Here's a little section I like to call "You might be an otaku if....""

He raped that kid, and is in jail for it now.

>tfw you watched his scatbation video more than once
what is wrong with me

Yeah, finally people let it go

>implying you wouldn't want to hang out in a poorly modeled saloon bar

Scatbation? What the FUCK?

youtube.com/watch?v=HcKENe8im-A

This guy really bothers me with his intro voice randomly changing pitch.

...

fuck, my keyboard

It is, although mine is just 38k. Its probably because most of my other videos are unmitigated garbage.

How is that game?

He sounds like this parody. youtu.be/Bc982lZxaTI

It finally left my recommendations tab but saying that I probably jinxed it.

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WOAH HEY GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS AUSTIEN EAH AND IN DIS WAN DUDAY

I just did a stream on twitch Night in the Woods and the most views I got were 6 tonight.
No Mic just me going thru the game bit by bit day by day. Trying to make it a bit farther in DemonTower.
There is one small donation bar on the lower left that is aiming for Save the Children Charity but I make sure its not intrusive.

Unless people ask for me to speak. I will speak but if its late in the night. Family is asleep so I will talk a bit more soft/quiet since they have work to go to.

Sides its very comfy typing in the chatbox while playing and interacting with the viewers watching me play. Commenting on the music and the events in games.

Dude.....EELS

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