Breath of the Wild thread

Breath of the Wild thread.

post lolice

>hottest female in BOTW
>already dead by the time the game starts
Damnit Nintendo

Worth buying a switch for this? How many hours will I get out of it??

How do Goron's reproduce?

The game was pretty dark with that. Like straight up no catch you guys failed and everyone died. Not only your friends but like 90% of life in Hyrule wiped.

>Zora have long life spans and many older ones remember and resent you for failing and getting their princess killed

Link can speak

This is great development

They get rock hard

are you the type to just pound the main quest out or do you get lost in games like oblivion and skyrim

Any tips for moving guardians? I am only about 6 hours in but I keep coming across them. Also what the fuck is that giant Dragon above lake hylia?

and it's all Zelda's fault

again?

I got this game and the switch on friday, have more than 20 hours put into it, just finished the second the dungeon. I can see at least 40-50 hours.

Do they show why the champs failed the first time and the reason for it? Was it really link's fault?

And yet Zelda is the only one who comes out ahead, with all competition dead.

>zora send me to a mountains to get some thunder arrows
>get rapes over and over again by a centaurus

Fuck this

I've noticed that Link seems to change directions on mistake a lot, is my controller fucky or is that normal?

>Walking through the wilderness
>Begin to hear the faint sound of Lon Lon Ranch
>Go towards it
>See Kass
Why is he so perfect?

Considering every other girl in this game is cute but Zelds has an ugly face and an ugly voice id say that's her comeuppance

Zelda was all butthurt about Link being chosen by the master sword she didn't focus on gathering her own power to deal with ganon. The other champions also fucking sucked and got shat on by the ganon blights

Technically ALBW did it first. The dialogue prompts had organic, sometimes humorous, phrases rather than plain Yes/No.

I was also surprised, when the Zora King said Mipha got trapped inside Vah Ruta when Ganon corrupted it and that he had a faint hope she may still be alive, I thought she'd turn out to be once you defeated Ganon's Blight, but nope, she was dead after all. It feels very similar to the transformation masks in MM, in fact, the whole main quest if not the game as a whole feels similar to MM.

Lynels are a bitch.

I've been killed by a Fire Arrow & thunder arrow at this point.

>Shrine with three metal balls in a square of water
>Magnet them all into a metal cup & then drop cup with balls into ball hole

neat

>Next room is the same puzzle but there's a metal grate over the ball hole & a switch at the bottom of the water
>Only thing I can turn the button on with is the metal cup
>But if I take it off the switch there's no way to get the balls into the hole

Does anyone know what the fuck I'm talking about? Do you need metal boots for this or something? I feel like I've tried everything. I tried time stopping the switch, but you can't move metal objects while something is time stopped.

You're not supposed to fight him and you can also get the shock arrows by other means.

I just beat Calamity Ganon. That fucking entrance, holy shit.

Ganon traped them inside the Divine Beasts and then the Blights killed them while Zelda and Link were fighting shitloads of awakened Guardians

He's probably the easiest enemy in the game to dodge counter user

Be sneaky, there are exactly 20 arrows stuck to trees around the Lynel's turf.

What about the hip loli? Who wants an old hag anyways?

So there's apparently a trial encased in stone on the beachfront behind these three trees close to Hateno Village.

Anybody found it? Do you have to do something to the trees?

How's the fight?

should I just pour the rest of the orbs into stamina? I've got one heart so far and I'm thinking that doing the swap to get the master sword would be better

I'm the Morrowind type.

That's like 10 bucks for every hour of entertainment, not bad...

>mfw Ne-ez Yohma shrine

The OoT Goron Crowd would be super proud of you.

Pls respond

Drop ball on top of grate
Drag cup to bottom of button

How did Urbosa get so shredded?

>The durability system has basically made engaging in combat a punishment even if you're successful because the risk/reward is destroy weapon/get nothing.

This. It's why I can't take any 10/10 review serious because I feel like the game is punishing me for having fun.

Freeze them with super stasis or parry the laser

Put the ball on top of the crate then put the cup on the switch.

Are you fucking dumb? Put the ball on the grate and then press the button you dense retard

Fucking hard. Literally the hardest Zelda boss, 2D or 3D. I'm planning on doing a run without the divine beasts next and I don't know how I'm going to do it.

You'll like this game then. Don't forget to turn off the HUD.

I've been wondering this too. There a couple places I've found three apple trees conspicuously out in the open.

Fuck I should have just tried cutting them down or something.

are you retarded? just put the ball on top of the cage and open it.

Put balls in cup, drop them slowly over the metal grate, put cup on switch, metal grate opens and the balls fall into the hole.

Also go back to the previous water pool since that one also drains when you press the switch and it reveals the path to the secret chest.

But you pick weapons back up at a rate faster than you break them.

Solution is to save your best shit for when you need it, but burn through the low to mid-range shit.

Said "old hag" is about the only woman in the game who could both bear and raise children. Meanwhile the loli is gonna be totally flat for life.

Run away nigga, like close your eyes and teleport away.

Didn't know I could parry the laser. Thanks user.

RUN BITCH, RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

So what do you do when a bunch of stick wielding gobbos attack you and you're only carrying good weapons?

All those (you)s, holy shit.

They deserved better. Except for maybe the bird.

...

Burn out the shittier of the lot, like Soldier or Knight class ones.

Use bombs and other methods of damage. Or just use that claymore, you fuck

You don't actually have to fight him, you just need 20 shock arrows. Go MGS mode and sneak around his little clearing. Also scan your amiibos if you have any, they might give you shock arrows

run away

>get a cool weapon
>WOO HOO AWESOME
>remember it will leave me soon
>get depressed
>turn game off and reflect on my life
>realize I am just like weapon, finite.
>I will die sooner or later
>so will all my friends and family

ugh...fucking durability

Bomb them.

looks like someones not having fun sealing the darkness

Theres a shrine in the middle of a lake but is surronded by spikes. There are not any high places aroung to get there flying. What to do?

Is my imagination or this zelda could be the worst one in the series? I mean her looks are top tier but shes a retarded bitch holy shit i just want to slap her holy shit.

Bombs can't even kill the weakest enemies. They are so shit damage in this game.

It doesn't help that I'm coming off Yakuza Zero which does the durability system right - you can play through the entire game with your fists and they never break, but you are constantly finding other items all over the place which have very limited durability and you use them just because they are fun to use.

use your runes

Runes you tard.

Thorns? Burn them.

Can someone give me a hint as to where to find other Great Fairy Fountains?

Where can I upgrade armor?

The English voice direction is abysmal. Her voice is fine but she constantly puts stress on the wrong parts of her lines like she doesn't understand the context of the words and hasn't read the script. Whoever was in charge of that clearly didn't care enough for a second take.

Do you get a mirror shield eventually? I'll be disappointed if you dont.

please help

thorns or actual spikes? because you can roast thorns

I need white chu chus. Where the fuck?

The shrine is on the top of the area

This should work

Thanks

>muh durability


maybe fucking kill things? I always have weapons on me because I take their weapons, beat everyone else's ass with them and then take their weapons... repeat forever.

Sometimes you find a cool weapon which you save for special things, but after doing that so many times my inventory is a hot fucking mess of just overpowered gear which has ridiculous durability.


You either aren't killing stuff, aren't exploring or you're just bad if you think durability is a shitty mechanic.

I felt the same way at first, but I start to like her more and more and even feel sorry for her with every memory I unlock. The one that pushed me to like her is the one at the shrine of power in Akkala.

Thorns. I didnt have fire arrows with me so tried using my fire sword, it didnt worked

YT videos

The problem is when the enemies have worse weapons than you do.

Is there a way to increase the size of your weapons inventory? Kind of dumb I can only carry 7.

can bombs be used to light stuff on fire?

asking for when i start playing later

>Her voice is fine

No NO. Don't even say her VA is good. It's boring and bland. Not to mention it sounds off with it being kinda British in a world where almost no one else has that accent.

Hetsu at Kakariko.

Flint and wood is the best way to make a fire.

Is there sny way to repair weapons? I dont want to lose my 50 damge sword

starting a fire with flint and wood works for them

Post Link

Were they fighting a endless onslaught of blights or they just couldn't 1v1 a blight by themselves?

who fucking cares, you'll get more gear, trust me.


The only things i'd be mad at using durability are the elemental weapons because i'd rather keep them in my inventory for practical use rather than physical combat.

Have you upgraded it? Because Bomb+'s easily handle Boko mobs.

shes ok , but its kinda wierd since it depends in what order you get your memories.

one memory, shes talking with you normally and then talking about frogs and horses, then in another shes a bitch, then in another you are conforting her and THEN in another you find out the king was an asshole but then you read his diary and Zelda's and then you get the last memory where she saves you and the true ending.

IDK. seems pretty combulted but it makes sense once you put everything together.

Of course. Collect Korok seeds and give them to the Korok guy that's on the entrance to Kakariko village.

I just want to fucking die and be born into a universe where Gerudo exist.

>boo hoo why wont my powers work life is so unfair :((
>omfg you came aaall the way to this fucking mountain from the castle because i went alone like a bitch? fug off :ddd
>im scholaring shit, eat this frog. omg im just like the flower can i can only grow in the wild xdd

Seriously, fuck off bitch. Hopefully ganon made you swallow all his cum these 100 years.

I always keep one shittier weapon to deal with lesser enemies.

What you are complaining about is direction, not her voice. It's boring and British because someone told this woman "Hey luv just try and sound like the queen or something innit?" and gave up after a single take.
If you listen to the Japanese voice she is well directed, she conveys emotion and emphasises sentences correctly.

I do not blame the actress. I blame the voice director.

Oh cool I broke my Golden Greatsword that I pulled out of eviljuice in the middle of the giant labyrinth, but thank God this Bokoblin dropped a spiked club to replace it with.

You're an asshole, you know that?