Nier Automata

Reviews in 30 minutes.

Spoiler discussion welcome.

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>game has been out for over a week
>REVIEWS INCOMING YOU GUYS

Wow.

Let's celebrate with some sales!

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where was it released other than japan? someone in the last thread threw out 5 hours

30 minutes til we get to see how cucked western reviewers are

can't wait for the weekend to mess around in debug, gotta step up from these basic bitch combos

>lock on

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This is now a HAPPY thread!

>the pc version is in 10 days

just fuck my shit up

PC "master race"

>No taunts

shit a2 combo

>not even ending with taunt
poor

>All of Emil's themes have been called Emil-(Negative word)
They should have named his shop theme something like "Emil - Joy"

PS4 version is better

I want to protect this smile ball forever and ever

>30 minutes til we get to see how cucked western reviewers are

Not gonna like, I'm waiting with some trepidation because I can totally see garbage publications like Polygon shitting on this masterpiece for political reason

In fact I'm shocked if it doesn't happen

No console wars please

>Every day is great
>When
>You're
>Me

>taunt at the end

FUCK I KNEW IT WAS MISSING SOMETHING

thanks dudes

Right, let's take bets. Which outlets will put out a review of the game when they clearly haven't finished it?

Greatsword taunt is highest bonus points.

gamespot and ign of course

EVERY DAY'S A SALE

EVERY SALE'S A WIN

Most of them.

polygon and kotaku of course.

That or they switched to easy after dying in the opening a couple times.

YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COOOMINNNNNNGGGGG

BUY STUFF NOW OR

KICK YOURSELF LATER

>"I just want to see you all again"
>"I don't want to die"
>"EVERY DAY IS GREAT WHEN YOU'RE ME!"

>switched

The one I'm curious about is Yahtzee. He was one of the very few people who finished Nier 1 before reviewing it, but I can't see him finishing Nier 2 three times and you kind of have to in order to see the real story at all.

Didn't Polygon legitimately say "Bayonetta 2 is wonderful but the ass triggers me 7.5"

So this is a combo game?
No thank you.
I mean who the fuck can remember these combolists?

Im being generous and assuming they at least tried to play on normal

Nein. Everythings the same, moves just change depending on weapons

It's not like Bayonetta where there's a bajillion different combinations of light and heavy.

Weapon combination combos are only for MAXIMUM style points, you can just mash to kill if you want

Why no PC demo?

>4/10
>a very unrewarding combat system, convoluted plot, and blatant oversexualization of what is supposed to be military hardware brings down what is otherwise a promising concept

because it would be pointless and a waste of resourses

>Amazon fucked my order
>won't be arriving this month despite having a preorder since it was announced 2 years ago

FUCK. Should I just try walking into Walmart at midnight or something?

because refunds exist, numbnuts
just refund it if you dont like it

More or less, yeah. They used more words than that, but their review listed no flaws at all except the political. Polygon is probably the most brazen site today in not even pretending to score games objectively. I fully expect them to give the game a shit score based on less than an hour of playing.

IGN is another because while they don't have a political slant, they're extremely incompetent. God Hand 3/10.

You're right, that is exactly what Kotaku will say.

it's just for style points really, the game doesn't reward you for it and you could probably end things faster by just mashing light attack

I can't wait to see what PCfriends find when they get their hands on the game files

Fuck, man, you sound like you could work as a video games journalist. Ever thought of going professional?

>God Hand 3/10.
It has too much water, what do you expect.

pokemon gen 3 map layout is shit to be fair

>needed more areas, the world feels small and too much backtracking
>no reason for 9S to have only light attacks
>Adam and Eve needed more story
>combat is ok but I expected more from Platinum
>most bosses suck and are not as emotional as in the first Nier
>we don't get to know most of the side character as good as well
>too many hacking games are the same and boring
>2B is actually kinda boring
Just some complains out of my head.

Overall 9\10

FIRST REVIEWS ARE IN

IGN 8,5/10

KOTAKU 7/10

POLYGON 6/10

NIERFAGS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Apparently the Japs aren't giving two shits about the PC version.

DELETE THIS

they'll find 2B blacked SFM videos on rule34

I'm sure I'll like it, I'm just wondering

Its almost as if Japan is smart enough to realize PC "gaming" is a fucking joke

It's not even listed for JP steam so that's just 3 lucky bastards playing the PC version.

Why would anyone? It's an irrelevant platform.

>kotaku
>score
you fucked up

>Behind the locked doors is just another Master Chief helmet
youtu.be/EAOo8nE8_Jg?t=27s

WHAT THE FUCK

>Want to go in threads
>Don't want to be spoiled on more stuff
I just want to post cute 9S pictures

go now

Welcome to a week ago.

>7.8/10 too much ass

You don't have to read to post.

Taro says he wants TW3 style DLC but told us not to expect much. So we'll be probably getting a beach episode DLC.
Also who will give this game its first 6 and ruin our metacritic fun?

PC gaming is growing in Japan, they already have successful LoL and Dota teams.

From what I'm hearing most places are going with an 8 or 9.

Quite lovely.

When the review copies for the game came to reviewers they were given a very glaring note saying that the game does not end at the first ending.

t. Irish Games Network

Why does Emil's theme play during the Hegel boss fight?

polygon senpai

>only 90
fucking retard journos

Might as well if you don't care about the preorder extras.

>Japan
>Successful DotA teams

I wish I had a reaction image appropriate enough for how stupid this statement is

>want to take a nice picture on top of a ledge or something
>Toob's idle animations make her fall off

this annoy anyone else?

Literal nobodies

post someone relevant

POD 153

I ORDER YOU TO HALT ALL LOGICAL THOUGHT AND SPEECH

UNTIL YOU HAVE CONFIRMED THE DESTRUCTION OF EITHER UNIT A2 OR 9S

Thats not a idle animation. Thats a anti skirt peeping animation

>Looking at the weird repeating textures when you first land in the city
>2B thinks I'm looking up her skirt and pushes the camera way
>She falls off the building
Serves her right

How good is the english VA?

I know everyone here is always go nip, but I liked Nier's dub eng Weiss is better than nip so is it good enough?

Successful in the sense they're competing in international events already, which is honestly more that can be said about a lot of countries.

Its good. Use it unless you ACTUALLY KNOW JAPANESE

>i-i-i was j-just looking at the textures haha

>yoko taro game

>a game where you should bash your head against the walls of pain and terrible to get all 6 endings locked behind beating the entire game all over again 6 times over

>reviews that played it not even to the first ending
Yes reviewers are not obliged to finish the game even once to make a review, they could've played for 10 hours and gotten to the 3rd boss maybe.

>expecting anything
Yeah you guys are dumb if you want to see "review" "scores"

no hussy or shithog but is really good

Objectively better than JP.
Nier is basically made to be in English.

English VA starts off a little cheesy, but as the game goes on, it gets better and better with the finale being a fantastic piece of voice acting.

My favourite is probably Eve, his VA put a lot of work into his anguish and hatred at the main characters for what they did to him. It's kind of hard to judge the more robotic voices since they're augmented, but overall I think they did a good job.

>more than can be said about a lot of countries

Like which ones. North America, Europe, CIS, and China have always been playing DotA, who the fuck isn't a part of those, Australia?

>Have to wait until the 10th because bong

>a game where you should bash your head against the walls of pain and terrible to get all 6 endings locked behind beating the entire game all over again 6 times over
automata is nothing like that

Oh don't get me wrong I looked up her skirt on purpose at other times. That animation is pretty cute
But that time I was actually looking at the textures because they repeat really badly, like it's so noticeable.

WHY DID YOU KILL MY BROTHERRRRR

whys the release schedule so fucked

SE can do better than this

I know bout the anti upskirt one, this was just her taking a few steps around and looking at the environment.

Who is the faggot/dyke on the right?

>a game where you should bash your head against the walls
You bash something else in this game

Because games sell better on Friday in Europ than on Tuesday, simple as that.

The whole of Africa, arab countries, India, etc.