31 years of a hero´s dignity down the drain in a few seconds. Nintendo's new low

31 years of a hero´s dignity down the drain in a few seconds. Nintendo's new low.

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Aren't you forgetting something?

get on with the times grandpa, traps are here to stay

30 years of a hero´s dignity down the drain in a few seconds. Kojima's new low.

No, you fool! The Twink Links will be here any minute! You did this on purpose, didn't you?

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Nintendo try make us gay, SJW won

not even close. put big boss in a slutty bikini then we'll talk

>not liking cute twinks

They are giving the people what they want

Do you mean new high?

But... Isn't there a segment in one of the portable Metal Gear Solid games where you dress up big boss in a speedo and wrestle another one of your comrades while he also wears a speedo?

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The only thing going down is link's face on my cock

>Sup Forums literally defending degenerate gay propaganda
when did this board turn into a liberal shithole?

Sup Forums has loved Traps for years, your newfag is showing

Already forgot about Tri Force Heroes and Link wearing a Princess dress there?

Traps are not gay

Elf traps are certainly not gay

everyones gay for bridget

or are you such a newfag that you dont even know

when has Sup Forums not liked traps?

>he wouldn't dress up as a girl to sneak into a town full of thirsty women all desperate for outsider cock
The only gay here is you.

I'm disappointed.

>Only four dungeons, each can be completed in 20 minutes, they took me 35 minutes each.
>Dungeons have no unique design or enemies, aside from the boss at the end. All bosses have similar design.
>Dungeons consist of a few rooms haphazardly stuck together, all have the same gimmick, rotation.
>Only four tools to beat shrines, you come to understand how to solve them after doing a few, most use very similar puzzles, very few exceptions.
>Only 15 enemy types, all others are recolors with, maybe, one extra move.
>Of those fifteen, 80% of the enemies you are going to be fighting are Bokoblins, Lizalfos, and Moblins.
>Another 10 percent are Keese and Chu Chu that die in one hit and the occasional Wizrobe.
>Damage sponge enemies, particularly the highest tier recolors and Lynels, which have more HP than Guardians.
>No directional input attacks, just one standard combo for each weapon type.
>No unique weapon movesets, weapons are just reskins of other weapon types.
>There's no incentive to fight enemies after you have decent or good weapons, you break your weapons for worse weapons.
>Any difficulty the game could have had is removed by a heal system that can instantly heal all of your HP from the pause menu.
>Half of the side quests are fetch quests. One in particular asks for a total of 100 pieces of wood along with talking to a few NPCs.
>Story told through flashbacks, very little going on in the world you are in, little incentive narrative wise to keep playing. Compare to past Zelda's.
>Not so great English voices, no option to change voice language and keep English text.
>Music is absent most of the game, when it's present, it's worse than the other Zelda's. Listen to youtube.com/watch?v=J_TzYGd9pjk.
>There is nothing in the world but Shrines, enemy camps, mandatory towns, and a few minor secrets that give you korok seeds. Lots of empty space and "dead air" with nothing happening.

It's a 6/10 for me.

Link looks distractingly sexy in those clothes

>gay

how can a feminine penis be gay?

>loliGerudos
>Avians&Fish ppl
>Traps

>Internet era ruined Nintendo

Sounds like Internet era redeemed Nintendo.

Fetishes are the real generation gap.

sounds like MGSV all over again.

This is what confuses me. A lot of this place is so anti-SJW that even a hint of faggotry and everyone is up in arms and suddenly whatever you're playing/watching/reading is the worst thing ever. I've been here since 2006 and this is probably the faggiest cock slurping homo place I've been to in my life. It's pretty strange. You guys are pretty strange.

I don't think you understand what people are complaining when they call out a game for being SJW.
Gay characters aren't bothersome, it's the way they are presented as trying to be "progressive" that bothers people.

Great, now I'm gay.
And I like it.

>Implying anyone ever used this

we just dont like angry lesbians trying to ruin our video with their faggotry.
Nothing to do with fags, just lesbians.

Nobody likes angry lesbians.

Can't wait for the Gerudo shemales fucking femboy Link porn desu

Should have given him sexier pants.

NO ONE LIKES PINK HAIRED FAT LESBIANS. EVER.

>Thinking Link could ever lie in bed next to a woman after having Mipha

Post more Link this instant.

It's not gay if you want to fuck cute feminine boy.

why does this get a pass from all the anti-SJW reeee'ing Sup Forums has been doing recently?

and I'm not saying that like it should, I just mean whats different from this and REEEE MUH TRANNIES AND GAYS RUINING MY VIDYA

Being gay =/= SJW

It's a japanese game.
Everyone knows japanese are pandering to otaku so they can't be SJW.

>Elf
basically he's just human with pointy ears.

It is if the thought of fucking him does not make you hard in spite of his little dick bouncing around while pounding him but EVEN MORE.

>W-what can I do for you, sir?

see

And a magical hero

And a reincarnation of some great ancient hero

He is an elf, don't even get me started on Zelda herself.

Reminder.

youtube.com/watch?v=Hmi3x-Ar86Q

Imagine playing with his small nipples and giving him gentle kisses

>why does this get a pass from all the anti-SJW reeee'ing Sup Forums has been doing recently?
Its okay when Nintendo does it!

fucking this
all of you faggots fap to futa and other shota gay shit and anytime 2 of you stupid fucks meet up on an mmo or steam/discord you fags erp to no end

You sound cute.
Wanna erp?

I guarantee, if you released a game right now, and had a couple of faggots in it, your game would be called a SJW or TUMBLR game. Unless you countered it with stuff normies found offensive or something, with "racist" and "sexist" humor or whatever. People aren't ripping on link as much because he's a trap, and Sup Forums has always found traps sexy. It's okay for faggots to be around as long as they're sexy for people. Otherwise it's "SJW KEEP POLITICS OUT OF OUR GAME REEEEEEE"

Link is neither a gay nor a tranny. It's all just homo-headcanon.

There are a couple of other games with similar crossdressing sections and Sup Forums didn't complain much about those so it's no surprise that it's not throwing a tantrum right now. So long as it's comedic or has a valid storyline reason it's not seen as SJW.

Japan has the right idea on gays and crossdressers they are weird and are the sed for comedy they aren't shoving any political agenda with it either.

Post more Link.

I want to run my fingers through his hair

Or watching his female-like hips go down on you every time your dick hilts him.

Though it's always okay to be gay for Link, the outfit has context and is ultimately overshadowed by the thick brown women you surround yourself with minutes later.

>trapfags

It's hot. Also, r63 of this outfit when?

>dignity
lmao its like youve never been pantsed in front of people before

>mfw straightfags and regular fags

S-stop! NOW!
I want to pull his hair back and kiss his neck

....honestly...it doesnt sound like a terrible idea

>tfw no bf to run his fingers through my long blonde hair

actually Link has frequently been put into comical situations

remember that time he got put into a barrel and launched with a catapult at the enemy fortress?

I was hoping I could walk Link into Gerudo Town wearing a more normal looking dress.

>TFW you honest liked cartoon link because half the links are painted to be a huge cheesy doofus anyways, this one just talked
It was a bit over the top with the cheese, but it was a saturday morning cartoon for kids, that's to be expected. I think it did a nice job of portraying one of the more lighthearted links.

Didn't the original Link wear a skirt?

glad that i voted from Trump

But link is both white, and not trying to illegaly border-hop into america, trump has no relevance.

You're gay if you don't want to fuck this ass.

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I need phoneposters to go away forever.

NO

IT'S JUST A LONG SHIRT

u cant just call someone a phone poster like that

Most of what you said is a nitpick besides dungeon and music concerns (which I agree with).

I personally didn't find the "dead air" time to be bad. There was always a shrine nearby, there was always a plant or fruit to get, or an animal to hunt. or a stable up ahead.

Then again, I don't have ADD and love exploration after playing years of the combat-focused Souls games.

>Waiting for FFVII remake trap scene

hehehehehehe

fuck off, Sup Forums

Nintendo already threw away Link's dignity two years ago.

Only in turned around position, I wanna see that face and dick.

I'm gay now.

>Sup Forums in a nutshell

2009

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Sony ponies will cling to anything to insecuritypost this game, won't they?

Can someone enlighten me as to why people like girly guys?

I'm not trying to shitpost, you can love/fuck traps/twinks if you want I'm just genuinely curious, if the physical features that are attractive to you are those attributed to females why would you not rather fuck a female with a hole specifically carved by evolution to accept your cock?

It's funny that most of you seem to think you are homosexual. When all you really do is mentally masturbate to an idea. You won't beat off to a billy Herrington video, but have no problem fapping to Linl or any trap. Why? Because it's a drawing, a work of fiction. To identify your sexuality is absurd. The worst part is the majority of you have mentally masturbated to this idea so much that you believe it 100%. You have essentially tricked yourselves.

Now you may ask why does everyone on Sup Forums share this? Because most of you share a similar lifestyle. And that is idleness. Most people who love active and our constantly on the move don't wven know about this and their sexuality is very vanilla. However the majority of you have fallen for the Devils weapon that is idleness. He has poisoned and percerted your mind into thinking this is normal. This is what happens when you sit around. You are merely masturbating to an idea. One that does not exist.

People can have the strangest fetishes, user.

Link was always gayish.

You must be new. Sup Forums has liked traps for over 10 years. This place practically introduced me to them. Stay around. It's a slippery slope

The taboo makes it sexier.

feminine without the bullshit

Vagina is gross, cocks are cuter

I don't know user, why are people gay?

Men have desired bodies that are otherwise female looking except for their genitals since the first human civilizations.

Guys that like me have told me that they prefer my personality to most women's and they appreciate that I am generally more eager to please. There's also the fact that they liked my dick and one guy even told me my hole was tighter than any girl's he'd ever been with. It's really a matter of preference.

bumping this post for great justice

Awww...he's cute, I wanna hug.