Brb house is on fire

>brb house is on fire

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>brb my hamster escaped

>brb my daughter escaped

>brb my slave escaped

>fuck brb my grand-dad just died

>brb smoke

>brb someone's knocking on my door
>last online : 938 days

>brb
>he never fucking comes back

>brb my dog's barking

>brb cat has my pipe

fuck you

>brb in a minute
>comes back in less than a minute
>last online: currently online
will he ever come back

>brb getting something to eat
>isn't back until 4 hours later

what kind of meaningless thread is this? what happened to discussing about video games?

My internet friends that I play with a lot online got so fed up with my "brb smoke break" that they actually bought a vape for me.

Now I never brb anymore.

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>brb dog just threw up in my mouth

>vape
neck yourself

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>BRB cat fell in oven
>loud screaming noises
>sorry guys cat died I have to go

>cat dying
good riddance

Mouth fedora

>brb my meme channel died
High quality R.I.P.

>steam friend removes you
>don't get notification

???

>brb my eyes have transformed into apples.

>Gotta go, guys. My boyfriend's water just broke.

>ran over my neighbors asshole cat on accident
>act surprised when they tell us
>mfw

you should brb forever vapist faggot

>being a nigger unironically

PEE

>brb gonna go smoke
>comes back two days later
fuck you Eli

fuck both of you

I think the strangest things I've heard was
>"of fucking course, I have to leave guys, my brother broke his arm and now we have to call 9/11"
or
>"holy shit guys I have to get off, my fish tank just broke"

I don't know about the validity of the first one, but the second one was a friend who was raiding with us. When he came back online the following day he had mentioned that they were able to save most of the fish by throwing them in a bowl, but that some of them didn't make it. It was sad for about 2 hours up until everyone in the guild kept saying "brb guys I have to go to the fish store to pick up another tank."

>mfw

>brb taking a shit
>just when the game started

WHY?

>One sec guys, I think my stairs are about to give birth

I do this constantly.

Like every day. I don't know why either.

The way it's meant to be played™

>HOLY SHIT BRB MY GRANDMAS ON FIRE

>brb goldfish is drowning

>BRB someone called 911

Turns out he was a dispatcher in a small town and literally played wow while waiting on calls. Mostly a non issue but every now and then "aridor, taunt off. Taunt off. Aridor, Taunt? You there aridor? Whelp wipe."

>be 8 years old
>playing Spades on the Yahoo! Games section
>want to see the reactions of the people I'm playing with
>brb guys my daughter fell down the stairs
>My fucking username is bucky93 or some shit, obviously implying that I'm not a parent and that I was born in 93.
>Some guy says "uhh... ok"
>the others get angry at me
>no guys believe me! I have to take my daughter to the hospital she's bleeding from her mouth!
>FCUK YOUUUU
>leave the game

Yes it was kind of an autistic thing to do, but I bet some of you have done this before too

That's bretty good. I used to do it when I already planned on quitting when I played sc1 and wc3 a lot. >BRB cat got my fish or stupid shit like that and just leave.

But they can drown.

No they can't

>be me 12 years old
>playing Runescape, chopping yews
>GUYS SOMEONE IS DOING A GRAFFITI IN MY HOUSE
>No one says anything
>I'M CALLING THE POLICE GUYS
>one guys says "ok"

guilty

>brb, dad is raping my sister again

>liking cats over dogs
lmao

>brb my machinima partnership escaped

>"guys don't worry I have a plan"
>leave

>playing rust
>"brb gotta piss"
>hides in bush
>killed by naked with waterpipe

If he noticed his fish was drowning then he would have noticed his bowl was full of poop. They only drown if they are in a tiny ass bowl or dirty bowl and that's not realistic for people that would even notice it drowning. In any normal situation like a pond a fish won't drown ever

This made me laugh way harder than it should have

They can. Pull a fish backwards in the water and it'll drown.

Happened to me before. Failed at putting out my cigarette and suddenly it fuckin started burning outside of my window. Believe the guy next time.

>He doesn't afk trying to extinguish a fire

youtube.com/watch?v=OSzsA_JssoM

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had a guy leave a game of dota 2 cause he had to take his kid to the emergency room cause his kid fell down the stairs and was bleeding from his head

>brb pet midget escaped the cage

>brb, nosebleed
>Last online: 10 months ago

smokers should swallow their cigarette butts.


get rid of all the awful waste that is just left all over the place.

>not liking both
literally no taste

>brb dragon attacking the house

>brb have to change batteries
>last online 400 days ago

you're a terrible person

its pronounced pheobe

>gtg toilet problem
>last online: 2833 days ago

my nigger

>brb mom found my cum rations

>brb going to the store
>never comes back

turns out the guy actually got stabbed by some fucking crackhead nigger when he was gonna pick up some soda

now ain't that some shit

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>brb
>he comes right back

Weeaboo faggot.

>brb hanging myself

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don't kill me, pete

>make a steam friend from Sup Forums
>he becomes my bf

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My sides

>Le smug reaction

Someone's angry. Looks like I win.

>Bong rip
>kid asks "dude is that a juicebox'

>brb my wife's son escaped