ITT: We pretend it's 2001

Hey guys my uncle works at Nintendo look at the new smash roster!

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>Marth
>Roy
Who the fuck are these faggots?

>Pichu made it
>But not Meta Knight
Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and call this fake

That looks so fake my eyes are bleeding. The pixels don't even line up on the outer columns and bottom row!

I think they're from final fantasy.

What's a Mr. Game and watch?
Fake and gay

>TWO (2) MARIO CLONES
>Falco
>Young Link
>No Sonic

Like you'll fool me. Nintendo isn't THAT dumb.

If it's anywhere near this shitty I'm going to kill myself.

Awesome :D

I just hope Wario and Banjo-Kazooie get in for the next game.

Imagine if they put Solid Snake in Smash, that'd be epic lol

Whoa, you guys won't beleive this!
>pick jigglypuff
>get next to another character
>do the sleep move (not the up-b one)
>instantly kills the other guy

I knew that since i mained her in 64.

i hope she's still fun in this game.

>DR MARIO
>FALCO
>ZELDA
>YOUNG LINK
>GANONDORF
>MEWTWO
THIS LOOKS FUCKING GREAT, WHY ARE PEOPLE BITCHING ABOUT MARTH AND ROY?

>half the cast is clones
>the 12 returning with no changes
>3 fucking nobodies
>game&watch
0/10 confirmed.

>No Banjo

NEXT

xbox > ps2 fight me faggots

>Ice Climbers

Good joke nigga. They're deader than Kid Icarus.

Man, I wonder what kind of unique moveset Ganondorf might have. Definitely nothing like a slower, harder hitting Captain Falcon I bet!

>Pichu
>Ice Climbers
>Some dumb anime characters
>No Diddy Kong
>No Toad
>No Shiek
>No Ridley

Wow what the fuck were they thinking? No one's gonna play this shit

>Ice Climbers
>S

Bruh what are we gonna do, control 2 characters at once? That's fucking dumb.

>young link
Good joke. I know you just finished OoT, but there's no way both kid and adult Link are in.

Sheik is in the game though.

> that fake screenshot
Nice try, user

There's clearly 2 extra slots left to unlock.

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>Pichu

Baby Pokemon are a mistake

I don't see him on that character screen, where would he fit?

>Ridley was in the reveal trailer but not in the final game

What the fuck ever. Another few years I guess.

>tits
>him

Full roster

Sheik is ganondorf pulling an aku to seduce link right? Never played a zelda game.

Why would sonic be in a Nintendo game.
I can't wait for banjo threeie.

Wait... what happens when you play Fox and push Down B?

who is excited for yoshi haha

this list fucking sucks, no sonic or squirtle i`m out

Dude, c'mon. Look at those man thighs in Or are you one of those crazies who think that Shiek is Zelda in disguise

>no master hand character

youtu.be/rSOLLpj7N2M?t=209
You people suck at this.

Wow, I can't wait to play against my friends in a nontoxic environment and have fun playing the game!

> This is so cool! I can't wait to see Nintendo kick Sony and Microsoft's asses this generation.

Then why didn't they pick Cloud, Squall, or Tidus? Nobody cares about the older games.

It's a reflector. Some kind of... Shine reflector.

0:52 haha

I can see the pixels from here. I've seen many shooped pictures in my time so I know what i'm talking about.

They can easily have removed Shiek from the game for more disk space, I don't think those disks can hold too much. They're like chocolate chip cookies

calm down there gordon ramsey

He'll be an NPC in the adventure mode, obviously, just like Ridley. Ridley is just too big.
THE TRIPLE D OH YES

I know. With rares games like perfect dark zero, threeie,kameo,donkey kong. Nintendo will be unstoppable.

My dad says there's gunna be like this more poweful Bowser called Giga Bowser who is the final boss.

he's a playstation character. if they ever made playstation smash bros, it would probably have snake. cloud would definitely be in it too.

Who the fuck are Olimar, Lucas, Donbe & Hikari? Why would Snake and Sonic be on a nintendo console?
Where's the dude from Punch Out?

Also what kind of dumb resolution is 1024 x 576? What's wrong with 480p?

I am working on melee ama

How did you get the rights for Sonic?

That sounds dumb as fuck, Kyle. MY dad says the final boss is gonna be the brother of the hand dude from the first game, except this time he's a left hand. Sounds crazy, right?

sega and nintendo will be merging
we plan on adding a pikachu skin for sonic as well

SO HERE I AM

Mario/Sonic crossover platformer when?

Hey guys, I'm from the future. This is the new smash after melee that gets released in 2008!

>Olimar
>Toon Link
>Ike
>Lucas
>Lucario
Literally who?

We wish, future user, we sure wish

>Lucario

Take your fakemon OC out of here, pal

>Literal OC as a character

>cloud
keep dreaming.

Toon Link - the one from the Captain N cartoon? Fuck off
Lucas - Earthbound 64 got cancelled
ROB - Not vidya
Snake - Sony wouldn't let it happen
All those R/B Pokemon - haha, as if they'd keep using those now G/S are out.

>OC?
who

yeah he'd never be in the nintendo smash bros it wouldnt make sense. if sony made a playstation smash bros that's where he'd be.

that "Lucario" guy
just look at it, typical OC character made by a furfag
no way that shit's going into the real roster

I hope no one takes this game as seriously as Smash 64, I don't think Smash was ever meant for competitive play.

>"Guys, this is a roster from the FUTURE"
>gets called fake because we don't know half the newly added characters

Oh yeah you're are right

Leaked gameplay from the new.smash bros

Charizard's looking a little... green.

TURN ON CNN

Why is there a young Zelda in the game and why would they call some woman Zelda as well?

No Shiek is Zelda, who had to dip after Ganon took reign of Hyrule.

Impa, her protector had taught her the ways of the Sheikah, and Zelda took up this disguise to help link and hide from Ganon

Who is this girl I want to marry and have sex with her

that's a boy user

Lucina

who is president

What's a zero suit. Sam-mus? Why is sonic and snake in there. FAKE.

It's a boy and he's called Ike I believe

That n* from Kenia called Obama

a black man named barack obama

It's 2001 nigger, how have you not played OoT yet?

W

TWO time travelers????

Do we have time travel within the next 10 years??

That user has his mind in the right place.

I'd like her slob on my knob

No, it's just me and this dude who keeps stalking my threads and tries to steal all my jokes

>sheik is in the game
>just not on the character select screen

yeah right, you're not even trying

Sonic and tails are in, didnt you see the article in EGM last month? Currently grinding cruel melee to unlock them. Been at it for days but i know itll be worth it.

Looks awesome I am at maximum hype, I hope this game is as fast as fun as Melee

Hey guys check this

Dude I've been trying for like a long time and I haven't unlock them yet

that weird girl in the middle by ryu looks like my mom lol. who is that?

Mewtwo in Smash? No way is that real.

Sarah Palin

That's Black Widow from the Avengers. Haven't you seen the movie?

>Mewtwo in Sony Smash Bros
On that note though, a Sony Smash bros would be the shit.

>2 minutes

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>tfw religiously following the Melee site for a long time
>that Mewtwo reveal for the first time

My body wasn't ready for that level of excitement. It's a shame Mewtwo kind of sucks.