How is this possible, it's a fucking Taro game

How is this possible, it's a fucking Taro game

Nice. Nier's killing it. Hopefully it will have the sales to live up to its quality.

Hopefully it doesnt. I hope it fails. LOL

LOL

No everything has to fail like you life.

is it on playstation 4?

>incredibly Japped out cuhrazy game with cringey lewdness that you have to beat 6 times to really "beat" it

I'm excited for it but let's be honest - it's going to sell like shit. Ask the average gamer outside of Sup Forums what they think and they won't even have heard of it.

I assume it's because reviewers are sick and tired of playing the same games over and over. Something a little weird or different is bound to make their jobs a bit less tedious.

If a Taro game gets a good rating he's not doing his job well enough. And for that reason, I'm out.

ROFL me too I hate it when other people are successful LOL

Nier is trash

WE DID IT 9GAG

>PlayStation 4 & PC & PlayStation 4 & PlayStation 4

I was expecting this to get 7s across the board and was still hyped as fuck. Now I can barely contain it.

Because all Taro did was write the thing, this was a huge colab project yet everyone is throwing all the praise at Skeleman.

gameplay is the only thing shit with taro games. platinum games, a company who does very good gameplay, did the gameplay for neir automata

Wrong

Nier's gameplay was fine though. Not perfect in any way but it works unlike Drakengard 3 for example.

>A Yoko Taro game with a 90 metacritic

Oh boy

>Because all Taro did was write the thing

He did more than the story, he's the one behind all the wacky "let's turn this into a shmup now, okay now it's a 2D platformer, okay now it's a visual novel" gimmicks and crazy ideas in general. But yeah, obviously there was a shitload of other people working on it and clearly the choice of dev team makes a difference since this game is acknowledged pretty much everywhere to be GOTY material while all his previous games were shat on.

How's the soundtrack? Is it on the same level as first game?

xD

>lol
>>>/reddit

It is, in fact personally I think it might be better.

>tfw it would be at 92-94 if not for that trash Gameinformer review

Petition for a re-review when? Keep in mind this is the nu-male that had to review the game and probably didn't even finish ending A.

https://twitter.com/Joejuba?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author

Remixes and leitmotifs all over the fucking place

this

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The cuckboi would probably lower it further out of spite.

It's on PC but at a later date

>literally whos

There are 5 reviews with a score of 80 which is just two points higher than the 78 gameinformer gave the game. You'd need to remove more than gameinformer's review. We could start by purging Polygon.

But he did get all the endings...

>cuhrazy
STOP

>90 average after 40 reviews and still rising

Just once, just once it feels good to see the good guys win.

Does Nier's success mean that our already slim chance of a DoD 4 is even less likely?

Haha me to :^)
oH WAiT I GOT BAITED LMAO SO IRONIC MY ECKS DEEEE
fuck this place

Agreed

Just be happy we have a Taro game that broke 70

>gamespot

smart frog poster

>tfw both Taro and cuhrayzee fag

Cool, so we can hate it now?

Looks like casualized trash and gimmicky hacking sections, and awful dialogue that ruins the pacing of combat

Suicide please

No.

Not yet let me savor the moment

I will stab you for real.

+ challenging
- challenging

Reviews like this are fucking stupid and shouldn't even be allowed to be released. It's like that fucking Bayonetta 2 review from that numale cuck at Polygon who did nothing but go on about how amazing the game was the "well Bayonetta is a bit too sexual so 7/10"

i know these... redditors are disagreeing... but you're right

we need to teach a lesson to everyone who would betray sony

put a game on PC? we WILL sink it like we did to swtor... mark my words..

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I think when this game hits PC Sup Forums is going to have a bigger shitstorm than Dark Souls in 2012

Either that or it will unite us through SFM

Exciting times, video games might not suck anymore

WHAT A THRILL

neither of those are good games though

Don't worry, it will. Serious gamers are smart enough not to support this sexist piece of shit. Also it's a Platinum game so it won't even break 500k in total sales.

>video games might not suck anymore
wow slow down son

kek

That's not the point of the image although Tropical Freeze is actually the best platformer in 20 years.

>nu prefix
not an argument

I thought Gamespot was filled with SJW feminists and cuckolds? How did this get a 9?

PRAISE TARO

JRPG GAMING RENAISSANCE BOYS
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
AT THIS VERY INSTANT
WE ARE LIVING IN IT

That's not how you spell Shovel Knight

>neither of those are good games though
Nigga what? Tropical Freeze is one of the best platformers ever made.

SJWs are interpretting some of the themes in this game as a statement on gender (as gender is kind of arbitrary for robots), so they love it.

I WANT TO HUG TARO
PIC RELATED

neir is a kind edgy shit. if it aint too anime it gets a good reputation. dod was, the story aside, a shit game. it has one of the best cult stories of all time in videogame history but the game playing and the camera were actually shitty.

>I think when this game hits PC Sup Forums is going to have a bigger shitstorm than Dark Souls in 2012
I hope not, it fucking ruined the fanbase for that series.
NieR's fanbase has already almost died due to this platform war bullshit.

I wonder how it will do on sales. Redditors are already complaining

>Any game that forces you to play through it several times just for the real ending is bullshit. I'll just watch that shit on youtube after my first playthrough.

What did they mean by this?

>No jawline
>Premature balding
>Unshaven beard
>Glasses
>Flannel shirt
>Le quirky on social media xD

>Not a nu-male

It's on PC now. It will reach meme status once it get on sale.

But that's completely fair.
If it's good enough to get one enjoyable playthrough out of it, I'll be more than happy. Still means it's better than most of the shit that comes out these days.

"after my first playthrough" is the operative phrase here.

Because he can

Iirc the missions change after the first playthrough. It's like they branch down a different part after chapter 2. I might be wrong. Someone with the Jap copy can let us know

They didn't even mention the best parts
>Toobies thighs
>that glorious ost

You play a campaign
Then you replay it once
and then theres an entire fucking second half that people will miss because they dont want tk replay the game

>its a taro, platinum, cuhrayzee, waifu fag game
This will truly have the worst fanbase of any game

You literally haven't beaten this game until you reach the last ending. The changes are so hard and many.

Well get used to it because people already love this fucking thing and it's going to sell piles.

F-FUCK YOU

This is actually the most meta game ever made, its fitting that the community for the game is a cesspool.

Also I've come to the conclusion that the reason why most of the game is spent pressing r1 and r2 is to simulate fingering 2B

Its TOO meta.

I get that, and I'll probably try to 100% it anyway, but people just playing through the game once and being satisfied after watching the rest on youtube really doesn't seem like an issue to me.

>fingering 2b
>not emptying your balls inside

>IGN Japan

Wat

Japan once again saving videogames

Doing that in this game means they'll watch like half of the game on youtube. And miss the impact of some of its best moments.

It's not like Nier 1 where routes 2-4 had only minor additions. Automata demands HARD that you keep playing it after """""""winning"""""".

>Not watching Adam and Eve tag team 2b
>Not hiding behind a curtain masturbating and crying to the sight

Are you even trying to /cuck/?

HA! You can't fool me user! I'm not breaking my no fap!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH DIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!1

Source please

Xbone version when
If that never happens I'll just get it on pc

delete

STHAP!!! YOU CANT MAKE ME

>tedious side missions
This made me smile. Taro's back baby!

It's not that they give silly cons or unreservedly low scores. But when they go and shill Skyrim or some other shitty AAA game by saying it has a *beautify crafted open world* or *epic quest* that really grinds my gears

>bringing review score posting to Nier
Stop this fucking shit, video game critics are the lowest common denominator in this industry on top of giving reviews based on how much they get paid (directly or indirectly) and thus there opinion is always fucking worthless.

>there
oops, their.

Taro must be pretty fucking confused by all this.

The points are dumb but I agree with the scores. Wooly World is nothing special and Tropical Freeze was one of the best platformers of the entire generation.