Implying being married and having five children is a negative

>implying being married and having five children is a negative

Bara bird?

Being married isn't a negative, but having 5 kids sounds like a great way to ruin your life

THIS IS NOW AN OGRE THREAD

It just means he is experienced.

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Thats a shit trade off for experience, we have condoms now, you don't have to plant parasites in women every time you fuck one.

You can actually interpret his wording that he left his family though.

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>people don't know that bara men produce qt daughterus

what kind of trumpet is that?

Goddamnit.

I'M

Good goyim don't reproduce keep playing your vidya

It's only a negative to homos since it confirms he's straight.

Like how faggots hate Krystal, not because she's a shitty forced character, but because she confirms Fox is straight and not dick hungry for Falco.

>what is bi
>what is pan
>what is anything else that is a prefix to go with sexual
I can still dream he'll fuck me raw

you can be a homo and still dream about him, he's not real after all

it's not like you'll hurt feelings of his non-real wife or children

All of those is being a degenerate homosexual :)

that just means he's DILF

Tartaros did nothing wrong.

Yes good goy don't breed

Fuck that makes my blood boil. Mother should care about her children and not accuse them for being "privileged"

That's like saying people don't masturbate to lesbian alien girls from Korean operas.

its a shop you idiot

Something tells me Brad wouldn't let that shit fly.

I want to the bara bird dick

There's a reason he travels.

>parasites
It's okay man, you dont like children. Why are you so bitter, tho?

He's so lovely... I don't even want to look up porn of him. Is that weird?

Whatever helps you sleep at night

That makes him an actual dilf which is hot

What? If you're talking about his instrument, he's holding an accordion, user.

Probably why he hit her

Do you think races in Zelda can interbreed with each other?

he has no rito braids, I wonder why

We know Gerudo breed with Hylians at least, since they kind of have to. But I don't know if we've had any instances yet of marriages between the less human-looking races, such as Rito, Zora, or Gorons.

I want to cuck his wife!

is there a vid of all of his songs

Where do I start his quest or anything? I've done the rito divine beast and I've seen him at a few stables he just spouts the same song every time

WHERE IS KASS QUEST

>cherry picking
I want Sup Forums to leave.

>family oriented
>responsible
>goal driven
>experienced

Find a flaw

>Find a flaw
His mammoth cock is not in my mouth

Gerudo Hylian and Sheikah are all human, I doubt humans can make babies with Gorons.

straight

He's not sitting on me

Bisexuality exists user

Just look at that face.
You know that he knows all the dirty things you would want to do with him.
You can also see that he doesn't mind it.
Naughty past perhaps?

>what is pan

back to tumblr with you

You can encounter a Gerudo and Goron who are apparently getting married. Maybe the Gerudo are just the Asari of the Zelda universe now.

>family oriented
>responsible
>Abandons family for years while he wanders aimlessly trying to learn ancient tunes
Does not compute

he sends them money from prostitution

Lmao nigga kids are a natural part of life. I wouldn't personally gun for five but I doubt my life would be ruined if I was financially and emotionally prepared to raise them right.

>the meme came true

WHY IS Sup Forums ALWAYS RIGHT

That ain't Falco.

I will, fuck perpetuating the faggotry that is humanity.

Yea, I feel as if he could have at least visited once every few months.

the falco relative is an asshole, not worthy of affection

YES CONSUMER SLAVERY FOR THE ILLUMINATI IS THE BEST KIND OF SLAVERY

MAKE SURE TO MAKE YOUR KIDS OBEDIENT AS WELL AS YOU ARE


THIS GOYIM FUCKER IS OBEDIENT AS FUCK
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I think he only has five because birds reproduce so many?

his quest varies every time you're near a shrine

>Straight IRL
>Feel funny when I see Kass

I honestly don't really associate irl orientation with what turns you on towards fictional things

There is no one specific Kass quest, he just gives you riddle songs in various locations and figuring them out usually leads to a shrine appearing or you finding a ton of ruppees.