Is Agent 47 actually a virgin?

Is Agent 47 actually a virgin?

Of course.

He uses his Wizard powers to see through walls, be notified when someone has died and play the drum.

Probably had those parts conveniently engineered out

>be at bar
>cutie over there smiles at me
>pretend I didn't notice her
>have a peek at the photo in my pocket
>mfw it's her on my photo
>she pays and leaves
>finish my water and follow her to her room
>mfw I strangle her with my piano wire again instead of getting laid
>Diana will be pleased

He's most likely asexual

kek

he doesn't have a dick, he had it removed to prevent him from being slowed down.

As 47 is an European it's pretty much confirmed he's uncut. Take a note, americans.

Probably engineered out so as not to fuck with the gene pool.


Otherwise, he and Diana, DEFINITIVELY fucked.

He's had women try to come on to him, so he's a virgin by choice

>geneticly perfect human specimen
>doesn't have a dick
really gets the noggin joggin

>Implying seduction wouldn't be an integral part of being an assassin

is 47 ______gay______?

Doesn't that Chinese Lady from Hitman 2016 say that she likes how he looks or something? The one from the Future Hospital?

He is Johnny Sins so no

All east asian women say that in front of white men.

Gay for murder

He is also trans.

Presumably, he was bred only to be an assassin - he is never depicted as showing any real feelings to anyone

On top of that he is somewhat religious

Been playing this game for nearly a year now, today when I go to start it the launcher just appears and closes instantly.

Any help?

47 would have sex if he needed to do so in order to complete his mission or protect himself and/or other ICA assets.

Have you pirated it?

Yes

Hey buddy let's get back on topic

They added something in the code which fucks with pirate copies over time including instantly closing launcher

Time to get your wallet

No. Why would you pirate this game? Even if they got around the denuvo there is still all the online shit.

I'm launching from Steam.

It doesn't matter when he's
MR WORLDWIDE

If someone that looked like Agent 47 dressed up like someone you knew like a family member or coworker, would you try to question him?

How could he have pirated the game a year ago?

In the original, he revolted in clear disgust when that Chinese girl he helped gave him a peck on the cheek. They removed that bit from the remake, not sure why. Maybe because it didn't fit his autistic personality.

i would do myself a solid and walk away

Yeah, I remember that one.

I flubbed the recent ET and I'm like 2 away from Sig suit with gloves and i have all the suits, shiiiiit

huh, really?

That one was shit, had to cheese it with breach charge/propane tank for SA

How did you mess it up?
I failed the warlord one because I couldn't find the safe, and I ended up getting shot by Jordan's guards from inside of that bulletproof square thing. Turns out they can shoot through it, and you can't

Don't forget telekinetic curved knife throwing.

Women are highly attracted to dangerous killers. He would have no problem getting laid if he wasn't asexual

47 has had a chinese prostitute help him in the first (two?) games, and he goes back to see her in the real credits for Hitman Blood Money

"Agent 47, I have a mission for you."
"..."
"It is a personal matter. I need you to assassinate... my hymen."
"Whats the pay?"
"30,000 dollars."
"I'll begin right away."

Do all the Hitman 2016 maps have the same laggy frame rate as Paris, or do the later maps run better?

DALE

>no! he's asexual-aromantic!
this game is too tight for tumblerinas anyway

How does he hold the piss in, then?

when did you last play? i know they slightly improved general performance since.... some while ago. but if paris runs badly for you, the other maps probably won't run very well either. there are some which might run a little better because they're less populated and less dense.
but generally the game seems unoptimized.

What system are you playing on? Ps4 runs like a gem, but I've heard that the PC version is badly optimized

>47 posting on /fit/ on a saturday night

>Agent 47 could be disguised as an user in this thread

PC version, I imagine the Ps4 runs the game on the lowest settings, the FPS isn't that bad, only really noticeable where the runway is. The game would be great if it was better optimized, though as a fan of the series from the original release it doesn't actually feel like a Hitman game that is part of the Hitman story, but more like some self contained reboot, with no real direction. Might as well have just called it 'Hitman World' and had the player be some nameless agent

...

>*teleports behind you*

>Mr. Clarence look at the photo

you just know you're fucked

>user look at the anime girl

Yes but purely by choice. He is tall, a millionaire and attractive, he could turn on Tinder and lose it in less than an hour if he wanted to.

He doesn't even need tinder
Half of the females in the 2016 flirt with him as it is

>at bar
>finish my water
This little thing alone describes 47's character so well kek