How did this game sell 5 million copies?

How did this game sell 5 million copies?

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It's really good

Squid lolis.

How did the Wii U even sell 5 million units

Marie > Callie

Squid lolis in spats with hotglue NFC toys

It sucks ass and it has shitty controls

Pedophilia sells.

wait, so splatoon sold more than bloodborne, hzd and noih ?

Music game spinoff when

>The game was really fun.
>All ages
>Pedo bait

I played it yesterday, forgot how fun it was

It came with the Wii U I bought, fps game for casuals, so people liked it

don't know about those last two, but for months there were sales figures charts and everyone said ">splatoon outsold bloodborne"

>fps

Because 2 million parents bought it for their children in Japan, duh.

you are not fresh at all

Are you that bad to not know how to play a shooter?

Wii U owners have nothing to play so of course they latched onto the one game they actually got.

How did I actually came 5 million times on these figures?

Only 10 units were sold, those 10 people bought the game 500,000 times

i agree

It was a FPS on a nintendo console, and kiddies love their FPS's.

Damn son, how do you manage to live with yourself knowing you have such good taste

you don't even need to know how to play shooters to play Splatoon.

It has the best motion controls i've ever played and the game is 100× better when you're aiming with the gyroscope kys smalltime kiddo

>nintenbros
>not buying whatever shit comes out on their overpriced no games console
Still it's a miracle that it's not a Zelrda, Mario, Pokemanz game

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
WHOTHE FUCK WOULD BUY THIS SHIT THAT I FIND SHIIIIT!1!
IT'S AS IF THERE'S PEOPLE OUT THERE WITH DIFFERENT OPINIONS OR SOMETHING WTFFF
o-oh

>Only decent shooter on WiiU
>Lower skill floor than Overwatch (and that takes a lot)
>Loli bait

I bought it because I was sexually attracted to the characters.

Cuz it was the only Wii U game released that year and they desperate

1.It's a great game
2.Squid girls are very fuckable
3.It's a shooter without the usual hyper realism and violence

TF2 for (even younger) kids.

how

Any chances the SP in Splatoon 2 is going to be more than a glorified challenge course?

>mysterious glowing squid girl named Agent 4 been sighted around lately

Who the fuck is this!?

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I had the opportunity of getting these amiibos at sale price, but I couldn't go the day the sale started. When i could go some days later it was already sold out, this will haunt me forever.

you mean overwatch?

Skill floor is low enough to make it easy to get into, skill ceiling is fairly high through the element of strategy and tactics enabled by inking alongside fairly reasonable mobility, characters are cute enough to appeal to both children who like cute characters and Sup Forumsirgins/nips who want to fuck them. Honestly I'm not sure how anyone can miss just what made this game successful, it's all painfully obvious.

Younger than that my dude
Any brain dead retard can do well in Splatoon
People at least learned to stop bitching about ults in Overwatch and counter them

That's almost definitely someone using a modified save file to give their squid an unobtainable piece of headgear that has some sort of ridiculous shininess attached to it. The Undertale quote should make it glaringly obvious that's not Nintendo's doing.

>Any brain dead retard can do well in Splatoon
So you can just go in with 3 other retards and win a tournament?

He's so bad he can't play a shooter that was designed to be playable by children. That's how casual Sup Forums is now.

Had no idea it was even undertale

>undertake

Just a save editor who gave himself a junk item and Splatoon renders that oddly. The most ironic part about Splatoon's error handling on rendering is just to go full bloom. Incomplete maps are like that where anything non-textured is just bloom covered.

This makes more sense

>People at least learned to stop bitching about ults in Overwatch and counter them

This never happened and you know it.

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>Paradigm breaking gameplay
>Amazing platformer campaign
>Endearing character design
>Memorable soundtrack
>Why is it a success

I don't know user I'm really lost here...

It targetted a market that hadn't been tapped yet, the "Nintendo audience shooter".

Theming means it could also target children which most shooters can't (at least not directly, but yes, I know that kids play CoD).

It actually had an advertising budget unlike most Nintendo new IPs.

It was bundled with systems.

It was well received and built up a community.

>>Amazing platformer campaign
Is this bait?

Like is this actually bait?

The campaign was literally 4 hours of hastily thrown together series of cubes with a neat final boss at the end.

Otherwise I entirely agree with your comments but "Amazing platformer campaign"? Come the fuck on.