TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PC CITY

TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PC CITY

WHERE THEY DON'T MAKE GAMES AND THE PORTS ATE SHITTY

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axl are you drunk again?

TAKE ME DOWN TO THE CONSOLE CITY

WHERE THE GRASS KEEPS POPPING AND THE FRAMES KEEP DROPPING

OH WON'T YOU PLEASE PATCH IT NOW

retard

TAKE ME DOWN TO CONSOLE CITY

WHERE THE GAMES ARE SHIT AND THE FRAMES ARE THIRTY

>FAMES KEEP DROPPING
AHAHAHAHAHAHA HOW DO YOU BLOW THAT? HUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH

Consoles don't even have games

DEEEEENUUUUUVOOOOO

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

I love my PC!

FINISHED WITH MY WII U CAUSE IT COULD PLAY ANY VIDEO GAMES
PEOPLE THINK I PLAY VIDEO GAMES BUT I DON'T BECAUSE WII U HAS NO VIDEO GAMES

Man, looking at axel these days is depressing, don't even get me started on his voice. I mean, fan or not, you gotta mourn the loss of a beautiful voice gone to waste

YOU MAKE THIS PORT GO AWAY
YOU MAKE THIS PORT GO AWAY
I'M DOWN TO ONE LAST GAME, AND I'M STARTING TO BORE MYSELF
YOU MAKE THIS PORT GO AWAY
YOU MAKE THIS PORT GO AWAY
I JUST WANT SOMETHING
I JUST WANT SOMETHING I CAN NEVER EVER HAVE

I used to love her
But i took an arrow in the shanananana knee, knee

>1080p

I've felt the horizon rise up in me
Rate it down and clear the switch of competition
I wander out where you can't REE
Inside my site I hate and suck Nintendo off

Something wrong with 1080p cucksy?

TAKE ME DOWN TO THE WII U CITY
WHERE THE GAMES AREN'T THERE AND THE GAMES ARE SHITTY

How can consolecuckolds even compete?

WHEN YOU PLAY THE ONLY KINGDOM YOU'LL SEE
IS 1280 px WIDE AND 720 px DEEP

>Consoles have Z-axis resolution
Shit. That's technology for ya.

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>he doesn't play standing up with the tv laid on the floor
amerifats everyone

It starts with one bar
I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in the dock
I designed this console
To expire in due time
All I know
Switch is a valuable thing
Watch it run dry as the only game sings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The bar ticks life away
It's so unreal
Didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to put the straps on, but you didn't even know
Wasted it all just to watch it get stuck, oh
I kept everything on the wrong side
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me
Will eventually be a memory of a time when
I fell for it so HAAAAAAARDDDDD

WHEN I WAS

I TELL YOU WHAT I WANT
WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT
I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA
I REALLY WANNA PLAY WITH SOME DECENT GAMES AH

...

Can you help me?
Can you help me please?
Nooo-ooo games

TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PARADISE CITY WHERE THE GRASS IS BROWN AND THE GIRLS ARE SHITTY!

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART

AND YOU'RE TO BLAME

NINTENDO SWITCH HAS NO GAMES

is that the Blacked™ cutie?

>Nintendo kiddies sprouted the "NO GAMES" on PS3
>it outlasted the Wii, WiiU, Xbox 360 and 3DS
>got more games than ever

Karma you niggers

SLEEP MY FRIEND AND YOU WILL SEE
THAT THE SWITCH IS SHITTY
NO THIRD PARTY, ALWAYS THE SAME
CAN'T THEY SEE IT'S WHY IT HAS NO GAMES

Shit battery life, only games also on the WiiU
You rig your metacritic but I'll pay for good reviews
So when you're waiting for the next release
You'd better understand there's no refunding back

The Boogie sounds and the cocksucking begins
But on this battlefield no one wins
The smell of dock scratch and the joycons desync
Nintendo gets away with it really makes you think

CUT MY FRAMES INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY PC PORT

I DON'T HAVE TO SELL MY SOUL
HE'S ALREADY IN ME
I DON'T HAVE TO SELL MY SOULD
HE'S ALREADY IN ME

I WANT TO BE ADORED
I WANT TO BE ADORED

Executives gathered in their masses,
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction,
Publisher's of death's construction

Stand up and be counted for reviews you are about to receive
We are the reviewers
We'll give you everything you paid for
Hail hail to the "good" games
Cos zelda has got the right of way
We ain't no gamers ain't no fans
We're just livin' for money
For those about to suck Nintendos cock, we salute you
For those about to suck Nintendos cock, we salute you

Look at the reviews,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah, they were all paid for.

MASTER
MASTER
WHERE'S THE GAMES THAT I'VE BEEN AFTER
MASTER
MASTER
RELEASING ONLY LIES
MASTER
MASTER
ALL I READ AND SEE IS LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER
LAUGHING AT MY CRIES

SONY

GENTLY LAYING IN THE SUNSHINE
STAYING IN TO WATCH THE RAIN
YOU ARE YOUNG AND LIFE IS LONG
THE PS3 STILL HAS NO GAMES

AND IN TEN YEARS YOU'LL FIND
SOME GAMES PUT ON THE VITA
NO ONE TOLD YOU THEY WERE FUN
THEY'RE PORTS FROM THE XBOX ONE

Genuinely laughed. Thanks m8

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In the fields the studios burning,
As the revolving door keeps turning
Death and hatred to game series,
Instead pandering to stupid furries
Oh Lord yeah

Publishers hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they take responsibility?
They leave that role for the devs, yeah

Time will tell on their greedy minds,
Making games without fun
Treating IP just like pawns in chess,
Wait 'till their judgement day comes, yeah

*solo*

More like roastie vagoo. Elsa Jean.

WAKE UP
GRAB MY SWITCH TO PLAY A BIT OF ZELDA
HIDE MY ANGER AS THE GAME WON'T START UP
WHY DID I BUY THIS PIECE OF CRAP AH
I WANTED TO

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
THE SWITCH WAS GONNA ROLL ME
I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
I WAS BEING A BIG DUMMY
DROPPING ALL MY MONEY
FOR A CONSOLE THAT HAS ONE GAME

WELL THE FAN BOYS KEEP COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING
DEFENDING THE SWITCH, SAYIN' THEIRS IS RUNNING
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE TO REFUTE THIS ONE
HOPEFULLY NOW NINTENDO IS DONE

SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE
BUT THE DOCK IS SCRATCHY

YOU NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T GO
MAN THIS CONSOLE REALLY BLOWS.

Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna refund it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized you've got nothing left to do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about zelda now

Back beat, sold out on the street
But the power in your charge is out
I'm sure you scratched it all before
But you never really had a game
I don't believe that anybody feels
The way I do about Nintendo now

Chickened out on the last verse, huh? Shameful...