I just got my Wii U

I just got my Wii U

Cool, now get Wonderful 101 and Bayonetta and you have all the games worth getting on the system.

Good game, have fun! :)

Why would you steal a Wii U?

I'm sorry to hear that

>buying a Wii U
moron

Should have gotten a Dolphin. It's cheaper.

Nice, now wash your hands.

>one is a gorilla and the other is donkey kong

Donkey Kong is white, you won't be able to self-insert

yeah i know! is that dirt underneath your fingernails OP?

NIGGER

FUCKING NIGGER

N I G G E R

have fun m8 it's a great game

With hands like that, who did you steal it from?

but you can't play the latest maddens on the wii u

Good choice user. Have fun.

I'm trying to make my hand crispy brown but I can't keep it in the oven long enough. How do you do it, OP?

>stealing a wii u when emulation is already this good

Monkey paw thread?

hang on zelda breath aint exclusive, not really wind waker either

It's a shame that Skyrim, my favorite game, isn't on the Wii U. If I were you, I'd return that and get the Switch instead.

>zelda breath aint exclusive
It was when that picture was made, there was no Switch. Notice the old cover.

>not really wind waker either
No but has features and enhancements not found on any other console.

They always inflate these Wii U lists by listing multiplats and remasters.
Hyrule Warriors and Yoshi's Woolly World aren't exclusive either, both got 3DS ports. Mario Kart 8 got ported to Switch.
And notice how half of the list is complete garbage like Paper Mario Color Splash, Wii Party U, Star Fox Zero and Devil's Third.
You'll keep seeing them claim that multiplats and remasters don't count on other consoles, while they continue to post these lists and claim the Wii U had games.

>Hyrule Warriors and Yoshi's Woolly World aren't exclusive
Again,they were when I made the picture over a year ago.

>And notice how half of the list is complete garbage like Paper Mario Color Splash, Wii Party U, Star Fox Zero and Devil's Third.

Read user. It's a list or 'was' a list of ALL EXCLUSIVES. I didn't say they were good.

Did tropical freeze fix DK's jumping physics? DKCR just didn't feel right

>Funk Barn
>Sing party
why do people even include this shit? Just to have enough for the grid?

What's wrong with your hand?

>they were when I made the picture over a year ago.
There are games on that list that came out AFTER Hyrule Warriors was ported to 3DS so I think that isn't true.