Well my controller broke

Well my controller broke

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Sup
youtu.be/YgHNtzxO0y8
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Well that's your problem.

Nice funko

How? It looks fine to me except you dont have the left joycon slid in all the way

Did you throw it? How did you break that?

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>Buying Funko Pops

He probably buys loot crate

Fucking Funko Faggot

>that fated paint
Jesus Christ, Fatendos were a mistake. Just return that shit to nintendo if you're too obese to take care of your toys.

Are you going to explain or just post memes because thats all you know how to do? Your low res ass image doesnt explain shit

"Oh, no. I broke it!"

>The background

The OP was clearly sarcasm, you dense retard.

>clearly sarcasam
No it really wasnt clear at all. Shit is unfunny as fuck. Sage

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>Choosing the dayglo version

>No it really wasnt clear at all.
If you comprehend English with ANY level of competency, yes, it was clear as crystal.

>Shit is unfunny as fuck.
Which is irrelevant to the fact that it was CLEARLY sarcasm.

Also
Sup Forums.org/rules
>Global Rules
>7. [...]Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.

>If you comprehend English with ANY level of competency, yes, it was clear as crystal.

"Well my controller broke"

So exactly what fucking part of this conveys sarcasam? You realize sarcasam is tonal right? Are you really this fucking stupid?

>Also
Sup Forums.org/rules
>Global Rules
>7. [...]Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.

so fucking tell on me you little faggot. Sage

>2017
>Taking photos using a toaster still

>Which is irrelevant to the fact that it was CLEARLY sarcasm.
The post wasnt even remotely funny which is why it doesnt make it obvious sarcasam. Its so fucking unfunny in fact that the only other plausable explenation is that OP actually broke his controller

I mean, shit, if you want to keep on embarrassing yourself then be my guest.

Everyone understood this but you.
Not our fault you don't comprehend context clues.
Bye, fella.

>context clues.
Specifically which context clues? Point them out, Ill wait

sup OP

Well damn. I stand corrected.

You people are the reason warning labels exist.

>But the cup didn't look hot. There wasn't even any steam coming off of it. This single qualifier excuses why I burned myself with my coffee because I didn't understand it was going to be hot.

>Everyone understood this but you.
Except

>shitty picture
>witty one-liner
>no explanation
>No damage shown
>excessive view showing things irrelevant to the subject matter

Why am I even still replying to you people?

'sup?

>Eating jolly ranchers
kys

And me, I just didn't want to be the first to ask

>Everyone understood this but you.
I didn't understand either. What the fuck is going on? Is this some new maymay that rose on facebook and that's why i don't know anything about it?

Also, that's not sarcasm. I'm sure the intended pun was not "THE CONTROLLER IS NOT ACTUALLY BROKE! LOL XD". If that's the case and you insist with your made up definition of sarcasm, any random shit everyone says is sarcasm.

You're a faggot and you live in a house (

>No d-pad
It's controller for normies, so act like how normies play.

>witty one-liner
It's not anyone else's fault your joke wasn't funny Op

Funko Pops are the McDonald's of figurines

>PS4, Wii U, Switch, AND two TVs
D-do you need a son sugar daddy? I-I'll even trap myself out

>You people are the reason warning labels exist.
>>But the cup didn't look hot. There wasn't even any steam coming off of it. This single qualifier excuses why I burned myself with my coffee because I didn't understand it was going to be hot.
Could you build a more disconnected nonsensical analogy.

>shitty picture
Yah, no one ever takes poor quality photos unless theyre being sarcastic right?

>witty one liner
>witty
Holy shit you are retarded if thats what you think wit is.


>no explanation
>excessive things irrelvant to subject
Figured OP was a retard. Makes more sense than someone actually thinking this post would be funny

BRING BACK PURPLE NINTENDO FUCK

now this actually was funny

>console gamers

>>>But the cup didn't look hot. There wasn't even any steam coming off of it. This single qualifier excuses why I burned myself with my coffee because I didn't understand it was going to be hot.
At this point, the only explanation for this is that OP is schizophrenic

>that image

>all those fucking bees

She's fucked.

Look closely at the left Joy-Con.
You can see that it's actually not inserted properly into the system but is sticking diagonally out of it. Meaning they've put the top part of the rail into the grip but the bottom part is outside of the grip.

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Holy shit what the fuck even is this thread? This is some next level shit posting in here

>I'm sure the intended pun was not "THE CONTROLLER IS NOT ACTUALLY BROKE! LOL XD"
It was though. But it's not sarcasm, it's bait.

Put me in the screencap too, family!
>OP WREK and KEK'd

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This is literal shit posting. I'm impressed how bad this shit is.

Kek, saved. Thank you user

So... I helped an autistic kid have his wank over nonsensical shit in a soviet ballistics council?

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post your skype and i'll think about it

That sucks, mine is fine.

>Not using the PRO hud.
I'm sorry you're such a relentless turbo-faggot.

LOL who the fuck cares, it isn't even my main console.

>WITTY ONE LINER!

>Alienware
>4 dualshocks

Kek

>shitty mic for shitty lets plays

Basically, yeah.

>Two PS4s
>Neither of them are Pro
>Alienware
>Kek streamer mic

>dota
>tripfag
>generic low end mic probably used for streaming
>alienware
>posts this image thinking he will get any respect

Kek user you're too much

>not wanting a good sounding mic

Kek. Wait until your team gets flanked and blames your loser ass because your quality sounds like you shoved the mic up your ass.

>thinks a low end mic is good
Oh god user your incompetence is hilarious please stop you're killing me.

>my controller broke
Is this a BotW joke?

I don't have a switch yet, but god damn how sexy would a pair of transparent joycons look?

it doesnt matter how quality your mic is when you're talking with your head up your ass

Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of Sup Forums are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

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>controller is fine
>switch is not my main console
>mic sound quality is good

Nothing I said is false :^)

>that enticing as fuck bag of jolly ranchers

Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of Sup Forums are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>has enough money to buy an alienware computer and 2 ps4s
>no enough money to buy a phone with a camera that isn't ass

Great post! I will be sure to tell others of your work this day!

I like my Note 4s. Don't like it is CIA Samsung though.

its a good thing you want to marry sony because no woman would ever want you

kill yourself faggot

Why do people buy pop figures?

nintendo

awfully quiet about the soda

You mean coke

Because they genuinely have no taste. At least the weaboos who by toys buy something of some sort of substance.

is that pokemon I see

I refuse to believe this is real

g-good trolling, tripfag

You're welcome to check the archive, I post it all the time. Good thing I had my spoopy picture killer on hand!

>funko pop
>jolly ranchers
>big red
>shiekah slate case
>amiibo cancer
>Wii U
>ayy lmao as fuck thumb
>Pokemon VHS
God damn you're a massive faggot

VHS is patrician but its ruined on pokemon.

I wish i had gotten neon over grey. The one i got on launch and scalped was neon, and my new one i'm keeping is grey

>nintendo bundles new joycons with Spla2n switch
I know this is going to happen. Why even live?

I got the same mic user i record shitty rap songs with it. When people ask me to speak in online games i hit that mute button so fast my dick gets hard.

Actually warning labels started to exist so companies don't get sued for their own mistakes or the mistakes of their employees. Warning labels picked up in the US because of one court case where an elderly lady got third degree burns on her legs and crotch so bad she needed skin grafts, she got it from McDonalds coffee that was excessively heated beyond even legal limits. Steam was not even an indicator of danger like you said because even not terribly heated coffee has steam and coffee only hot enough to produce steam would not cause major burns like in this case. The case was highly publicized and corporations worried people would take advantage, and they also wanted no responsibility even if it was at least somewhat their fault. Now they label obvious things so that if anyone ever sued for something that might be their fault they can just say "but we warned you!" in court and get away with whatever. Basically it's made to fuck consumers over, including the stupid ones you mentioned but it's not exclusively for them. Try harder next time

Hating on jolly ranchers? The faggot here is you.

Turn the game console off right now!

It's a good mic, don't know what these anons are talking shit on it for other than streamers use it.

>blue external hard drive with a black ps4
Why

I hope that doesn't happen. I want to wait for a bundle, but I don't want my console to be a neon billboard.

they probably don't record or have a PC that can run anything

haters gon hate user I'm shitposting right now with my switch charging but the ps3 and ps4 are what get played when I'm really putting time in.

Same. Beat Zelda and I do a few runs of Issac, but I'm getting through Nier at the moment.

>2 PS4s
???

I see a PS3 and a PS4 and the guy who said there were 4 DS4s, I spy with my little eye 1 DS3.

OP gimme some of them Jolly Ranchers.

I do have 2 PS4s. One is a slim laying down, the other is on its side next to the PS3.