Itt: Characters who did LITERALLY nothing wrong

>itt: Characters who did LITERALLY nothing wrong

Lemme start

He killed that one dude in the barrel.

He's bi. That's even worse than being a faggot

Ocelot: You're going to nuke your fellow Russians!?

Volgin: Remember the Alamo.

Ocelot: Colonel!!!

(Volgin fires the Davy Crockett and the missile streaks towards the facility.
A blinding white light ensues. Back on the riverbank, Snake watches the
recovery balloon fall, closely followed by a brilliant light and the familiar
mushroom cloud of a nuclear explosion)

Fuck mages, fuck quniggers, and fuck ferelden refugees

i love volgin. nohomo

He laughed when Sokolov wet himself and that hurts

>Kookaburra, kookaburra
What did he mean by this

>remember the Alamo!

I still never understand why he quoted this

Raiden tucked his dick between his legs when they did it though. That doesn't make make Volgin gay.

davy corckett

Why does he say Coca-Cola?

>remember the Alamo!
>Davy Crockett missile
WHY AM I JUST NOW REALIZING THIS

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Meredith was right, but that's not the same as having never done anything wrong. She wants to kill Bethany even in a Templar ending, for example, and there's the whole 'going murderously insane and trying to kill Hawke for no reason' thing

>fuck ferelden refugees
I played the game multiple times but not once have I heard her say anything bad about the refugees

The better question is why Skullface quoted it.

Skullface did nothing wrong by the way.

She's the main reason they aren't going amuck throughout the city.

It's only due to the Lyriums corruption. Honestly politically she was correct. Mages are literal dindus who have proven themselves in Kirkwall to be 6 times out of 10 a fucking blood mage sacrificing people.

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It really didn't help that she pretty much let her templars do whatever, and treated the mages like shit from the get go. You treat someone like an animal long enough, they'll start acting like one. I'm not excusing the mages that turned to blood magic, but Meredith and her goons weren't blameless in that incident.

Addendum: And it REALLY didn't help that Corypheus' prison was in the same neighborhood.

But even before Hawke arives in Kirkwall, mage crime was pretty big. Mages don't denounce these and claim that it's due to "Chantry oppression"

The Alamo was a turning point in the war. Its fall and the last stand there inspired many soldiers as well as giving them motivation for revenge. Volgin used the launching of the nuke on the research facility in the same way, to spark a war.
Also Davy Crockett missile.

>Mages don't denounce these and claim that it's due to "Chantry oppression"

In their defense, who would listen to them? Other than the cool powers, mages get fucked in Thedas, everywhere but Tevinter, they are a step above being slaves.

Volgin did everything wrong.

Even with the retcon shit the Patriots were the true heroes of Metal Gear.

Yeah, I agree, but that's what I was saying - politically she might have been right, but she still ended up making mistakes of her own accord (mainly in the endgame, but still).

Whether or not mages are practically compelled to blood magic, Meredith's suffering retards like Alrik working under her, and her generally being disproportionate are also all valid issues.

>Mages don't denounce these and claim that it's due to "Chantry oppression"
It's clear that Meredith was being overly-harsh to mages long before Hawke arrived, though - she gets worse over the course of the game, but it's simply tendencies that were always present being exacerbated. She's hardly the only one who bears blame, but she still contributed to making a bad situation worse.

And the game makes it clear that Mages denouncing their fellows or pleading innocence or mercy with her is a lost cause anyway, since she's just as likely to lock them up or have them executed as when they say nothing.

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Her heart was in the right place but she was demented from the red lyrium.

>The Alamo was a turning point in the war. Its fall and the last stand there inspired many soldiers as well as giving them motivation for revenge. Volgin used the launching of the nuke on the research facility in the same way, to spark a war.
>Also Davy Crockett missile.
How does Kojima know all about this?

Research.

What you think that knowledge is kept in the secret archives or something?

not everyone is ignorant of history like you

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>kill his waifu
>still respects you and wants you to be a stronger pilot
;_;

Kojima is litterally a westaboo

Americans allowed him into the secret history vaults normally closed only to citizens.

Through his love of burgers, Kojima has demonstrated that he is an American, he just hasn't realized it yet.

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>McGoobers and Burger Plebian

Gross.

Five Guys is good shit though.But who a Tennessee fag here? Buckley's is 100/10 burgers.

He was the hero

5 Guys is pretty good, but get you some Steak and Shake or Culver's

Ayyy TN fag here but have never been to buckleys

>Jaina, you gotta trust me...we tried this shit before. You can't trust the Orcs
>No dad!!! These are my friends!!!

How'd that work out Jaina?

HOW'D THAT WORK OUT?

I would get Steak and Shake if the one restaurant that's nearby wasn't filled with the biggest dipshits on Earth.

Literally everytime I ate their burgers, I found a scraggly piece of black hair in it belonging to one of the Congo-bongos at the grill who refuse to wear a hair net. Last time I was there, saw the employees playing in the kitchen like middle schoolers, fucking around the grill and friers. I agree, their burgers are good, but I'm not gonna eat more nigger pubes.

It's a very small chain in Memphis. Only 2 restaurants, Buckley's Grill and Buckley's Lunchbox. Both are a sort of "high-dining" burger restaurant. Serve steaks too, but I find the burgers to taste better.

I found out that prices are better at lunch than dinner, plus you get better seats without having to wait outside or in the swamped lobby. They're damn good.

He killed Billy to please God.

threadly reminder that a bunch of greenskins hiroshima'd the only human city in Kalimdor

>soldiers

Got some news bro, it was just a bunch of farmers.

We'd probably call them "terrorists" if it happened today.

Good.

Garrosh was a good boy, he dindu nuffin.Seriously, I found his character in Cataclysm to be promising. Shame the turn that was made in MoP, but oh well.

Remember that the only wrong thing the human kingdoms did was not kill every last orc man, woman, child, and history proves this right

>work for kojima productions
>head to the staff lounge for lunch
>get my salad from the fridge
>it's been replaced by a quarter pounder with bacon

It's his safe word when he's getting fucked by NotRaiden

Skullface did nothing*

But if they had, then the Orcs would not have been around to help fight the Scourge and the Legion in WC3

honest question... wtf did they do anyway?

iirc it was all the Stormrage Brothers that did the heavy lifting

Also, Volgin was just simply a crazy fucker
So it also helps characterize him as a crazy fucker

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It's a Kamen Rider reference.

gendo most definitely did something wrong. fuck off.