Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand…
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, user! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy user?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy…~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? …Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, user! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
Anything is better than the brap copypasta. This pasta is hot though, not disgusting, brapfags just like to disgust people. Also it's not assmen it's just fartfags. I am an assman and I fucking hate brapposters.
Camden Martinez
>Jeezums fucking Crikes This pisses me off
Sebastian Richardson
Fucking kudos
Thomas Bailey
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Jack Sanchez
it takes a long time to make something look like no effort was put in
no i mean I've seen some people accuse titfags of braposting when there is a ass thread. You can't really get back at them with a brap version of tits cause tits dont brap
Camden Hill
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Charles Adams
:^)
Thomas Garcia
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Landon Smith
A deals a deal skank. Get off of MY board!
Brody Martin
He probably wrote it as he was jacking off himself, then decided to just post it afterwards so as not to waste it.
Noah Bailey
Mods! Mooods! Mooooooods!!!
Carson Rivera
I wish I was a fucking mod.
I would ban those threads FOR FREE
Lucas Sullivan
Not at all
Nicholas Miller
Satania can't save you now
Ryder Ward
is this the shitposting thread
Evan Hall
fuck off degenerates
Grayson Baker
do girls really do this, just let guys they aren't married to see their boobies?
Daniel Mitchell
What's your username you use on art sites and shit?
Joseph Johnson
>posting the jpeg >not the webm
Elijah Brooks
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Andrew Stewart
Those are some fine 2hu titties
Lincoln Carter
i tried reporting this thread but no mods seem to be available
why are there no mods here
Grayson Mitchell
In high/middle school yeah or when they're drunk at parties
