At what point will Sup Forums admit that Bloodstained is a mess, and that Iga is the same as Kenji "Conman" Inafune?

At what point will Sup Forums admit that Bloodstained is a mess, and that Iga is the same as Kenji "Conman" Inafune?

The demo that was released was already miles ahead of mighty number 9

considering nothing matches your supposition I'd make a counter argument that instead of the game sucking, it's OP that's a massive faggot.

Why are people like OP so desperate to see new projects to fail?

Gameplay looks shit like the game its based off, and why does the game have semi realistic 3D graphics?

>2d platformer with 3d graphics

this is only acceptable for porn games

Because it's an addiction. A TERRIBLE addiction.

Just like maintaining the hope that "this" fat chick will look good naked.

We need help.

Doesn't look that bad to me. I dunno.

This looks fucking atrocious. Why did they make such an eyerape design choice?

It's "Keiji" not "Kenji", for what it's worth.

It can't be that hard to not fuck up a metroidvania game. Hollow Knight, AM2R, Salt and Sanctuary and to a lesser extent Axiom Verge have all come out in recent years and hit it out of the park every single time. It seems like the hardest genre to fuck up.

Personally, I loved the idea of Bloodstained when it was first announced.

As soon as it was shown it was 2.5D, I was fucking out. 2.5D fucking sucks in most cases, especially when it could have been a pleasing asthetic 2D game.

Name 1 (ONE) kikestarter game that wasn't a scam/failure.

>It can't be that hard to not fuck up a Mega Man game. Rozenkreusteilette, Shovel Knight, Megamari and to a lesser extent Legend of Dark Witch have all come out in recent years and hit it out of the park every single time. It seems like the hardest genre to fuck up.

Shovel Knight and Papers Please were both pretty good. Not sure if they were kick starter but I think they were crowd funded.

Sir, You Are Being Hunted

>Gameplay looks shit like the game its based off
>mfw

>Sovel knight
Literally nothing like mega man. They both have platforming and bosses. That's about it.

FTL

Darkest Dungeon

this shit is only 3D because of the girl, isn't it?

looks bad.

>I made the thread again mommy

how blasted in the ass are you mn9-kun?

Wasteland 2
FTL
Shovel Knight
Papers Please
Shadowrun Hong Kong
Superhot
Darkest Dungeon
No Time To Explain
Battletech (not out yet, but they've shown extensively how it plays)

Your analogy is backwards. Hoping a kickstarter fails is like seeing a skinny chick and hoping she looks awful naked.

3D side scrollers are an ugly mess. Should only be 2D.

A fucking team of nobody Australians made an amazing 2D metroidvania with literally 1% of the funding that Bloodstained got. There's no excuse.

That's just a prototype right, haha?

Tesla Effect

I'd leave the protag cumstained if you know what I mean

Divinity Original Sin as well

I honestly don't think it looks all that bad. At the very least it looks way better than MN9. Though I will agree that some kickass spritework would have been nice. I hate how companies are so willing to ditch 2D lately.

Hyper Light Drifter

You forgot your

>mic drop

Seriously FTL is amazing

There is no definition in which you can call Undertale a scam or a failure.

But this is the game you were baiting for so here you go

Hollow Knight.