This guy walks into your guild and slaps your mule's ass

This guy walks into your guild and slaps your mule's ass
Wat do?

Tell him that his anime is absolute dogshit

I walk into his hospital room and pull the life support.

Challenge the little faggot to a game of baseball.
Your poorly written mary sue plot armour won't get you out of this one, fucker.

I slap his sweet ass right back.

That sword is cutting into his arm, what is he doing?

this and then proceed to fuck his cousin.

What are you doing here then faggot?

why did they make him into a grill?

Chase mule.

The only good thing from this anime

Fuck this anime

don't mind if I do

>unironically defending SAO

He would just magically get the ability of a pro and beat you when you took the idiot ball and let him tie the game.

watch anime that are not dogshit

Trick him into doing some stupid heroic sacrifice and end up killing himself.
He'll be back next year though.

How long until a good VR MMO comes out?

shot him irl

obligatory

wat

Ask him to join my guild since he's probably twice everyone's level and coild give us tips on how to best play the game.