Fuck Marry Kill

Fuck Marry Kill

Your choice?

>fuck and marry
yen
>kill
triss
>adopt
ciri

>Fuck Triss
>Marry Ciri
>Kill Yennefer

Marry: Ciri
Fuck: Triss
Kill: Yen

Only correct answer

Kill
Kill
Kill

Kill them all

Fuck Ciri
Kill Yennefer
Marry Shani

Fuck: Ciri
Marry: Triss
Kill: Yennefer

I close my eyes and believe that some day when all the fighting stops, Geralt will be greeted by Yenn running towards him with tears running down her face. Geralt will ask why she is crying and Yenn will just smile and say, "you're going to be a father".

Kill all

>Not getting seduced by a bad girl and having hot sweaty sith sex after btfo carth for the second time.

>ywn make yen a proud mother

>Yenn gives birth
>the kid is black

Triss is the only one who'd give you a rimjob

Marry Ciri. Two others are sterile

cringy

Kill The witcher 3
Fuck CD projects
Marry pc máster race

>fuck and kill after
Yen and Triss

>marry
Ciri

Kill Ciri for being an insufferable, childish bitch
Fuck Shani because Triss is a nasty slut
Marry yen-yen and live happily making wine in Toussaint.

It's confirmed in the witcher series that all sorceresses are actually ugly but are using magic to alter their appearance right.

/thread

Fuck Yen
Marry Yen
Kill Yen
So I'll revive her and make her my sex slave, while getting the indemnity.

wrong

This guy walks up to you and slaps your Sorceresses ass, how do you respond?

Fuck Yennifer
Kill Triss
Marry Ciri

Fuck and Marry Ciri

Develop a cuck fetish

You've written it already.

But it is though. Hell Witcher 3 opening cutscene shows Yen's appearance as a disgusting, hunchback hag before turning into a sex goddess with magic.

>Yen = all sorceresses

Kill them all they're all fucking disgusting

Challenge him to a game

does marrying imply fucking too ?

Not Triss though.

Yes it was Yen. She's unnaturally beautiful. Not like Dutchess or Shani.

You cannot read, can you?

>Marry: Yennefer, she's a sex fiend and will want to do nothing but have sex, bitch has a giant preserved dick collection.

>Fuck: Ciri

>Kill: Triss, hardest choice because I like her too.

Can you?

Fuck Yen, marry Ciri, kill Triss.

This was the easiest choice of my life.

>fuck
ciri

>kill
yen triss

>marry
shani

He caimed all sorceresses are ugly, i told him wrong, he then said well yen was once ugly, then I said that only yen was, then he said, well yen was ugly.

Not all. Most of them. We know that Triss is naturally beautiful, because she is allergic to potions used in beautification. In the books she is supposed to have a couple of scars that she can't get rid of due to her allergy. Yen on the other hand used to be a hunchback.

my boy

>Witcher 3 opening cutscene
>huh?

fpbp

witchers are sterile

>hw drags you down to gell to play his game
Man how do poles manage to make some fucking disturbing designs in a non-horror game? First it was the crones then in heart of stone we get the caretaker and tgen those nightmare Olgeirds.

Never realised I wanted that user.
God damnit.

>tfw you'll never raise a happy, loving family with Yen

>implying he can't raise his wife's son

Fuck Ciri
Marry Triss
Kill Yen

I thought Triss was covered in burn scars

as are sorceresses

they are already in that order

The beginning where the eternal flame priest is speaking to the peasants.

This. Ugly ass western females.

fuck yen
kill triss
marry ciri

fug, I will have to kill best girl because I want to fuck Yen and Triss is the only marriable choice there.

That's just some random witch? Not Yen.

You sure? Woman looked awfully like yen. She was also hunchbscked.

Read The Last Wish

Oh, you mean where they explicit state that some sorceresses are naturally beautiful?

You posted the correct order

Marry, kill, fuck. Sorry Cirilla it was the only option

Is there an explanation for why Ciri always looks like she has makeup running down her eyes?

triss showed her make up once

/thread

Kill Ciri for ruining the last 4-5 books and the final game
Fuck Triss
Marry Yenn

Since Yen already belongs to Geralt and Triss is a untrustwhorthy whore, I would marry and fuck Ciri, I bet Geralt would be a pretty cool father-in-law

Kill: Tirss and Yen
Leave to her own devices: Ciri
All the women are bitches, single geralt for life.

This

She absolutely loves Geralt.

Fuck ciri
Marry yen
Kill triss

Witch clearly says, that most of them were ugly, but open to leaning. But their beauty is no illusion, or shit like that, its a permanent state, they forever altered their apperance.

It's been a while since I'll seen a first post that's so absolutely best post. Couldn't have put it better myself, well done user.

Yen was a hunchback.

Alright, all Sorceresses augment their looks to look super beautiful, regardless of how they looked before. Some were already sexy as fuck, some were super ugly, some were inbetween.

On the opposite side male Wizards try to make themselves look all wizardy, get taller, grow magical bears etc.

This is just wrong but,
>kill yen
>fuck triss
>marry ciri. bae.

This

nobodys talking about geralt you pus

>On the opposite side male Wizards try to make themselves look all wizardy, get taller, grow magical bears etc.

No, not really. They barely do anything, if I remember correctly. I think vilgefortz made himself pretty as fuck but I can't recall.

you mean geralt already belongs to yen*

The books implies that only people who were ugly would want to be sorceress. Those not ugly enough to marry would do so instead.

Masterfully done.

goat. kek.

>tons of makeup
Kill all of them.

Kill Triss and Yen.
Marry and fuck Ciri.

fuck: Ciri
kill: Triss
marry: Yen

Marry Iris
Fuck Ciri
Kill Triss

...

Yes Triss. She's crispy as fuck without magic.

what a taste

Amen

First post best post

Fmk

This

>best girl hasn't been posted yet

Sigh...

Too fat.

>Fuck
None
>Marry
None
>Kill
Myself

thank you, they are hardly recognized for how superior they are

F left
K middle
M right

Kill Yennefer
Fuck Yennefer
Marry Nobody


In that order