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>New husbando for straight women/gay men

>"Macedon"

you mean Greek?

You really thought this motherfucker wasn't going to show up?

It was a separate country at the time, it's why we use Persia instead of Iran for Darius.

Here's hoping for Cathy's and Theodora's return

Son of a bitch!

Technically they were a separate national entity, however they were a part of Greek CIVILIZATION, you know.

alexander looks kind of funky
i like persia's new leader more, youtube.com/watch?v=MZwXoDyj9Vc

The Greeks sure as shit didn't feel that way when he invaded them.

It was separated before Alexander came into power. Alexander and his uncle united Greece when they beat Athens and Thebes.

I think it's just silly. How can there be a Greek and Macedonian civilization at the same time? Should've made him a alternative leader for Greece.

You say that like there hasn't been civs in the same games as civs that have a leader from when they were a colony of the another one.

The notion of a civ in the Civ games is a bit loose and blurry due to them being alternative history games. Rome is kinda sorta Italy just as the Aztecs (and Maya when they get added) are sort of Mexico as well. I agree that Greece and Macedon should probably be lumped together for linguistic and cultural reasons but Firaxis is gonna do whatever and it's hard to argue when everything is so unclear.

> You really thought this motherfucker wasn't going to show up?
I hoped so since they have already announced two greek leaders

Not this punk again.

>Macedon
Oh god I can already smell the Greek and FYROM autism.

I don't speak Sup Forums.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macedonia_naming_dispute
Here you go.

I don't give a shit about whether they call it Greece or Macedon, I just wish they'd actually make fucking use of the multiple leader thing though instead of having two civs on the exact same topographical area

Come on, we could've had some ancient Middle Eastern or SE-Asian civ instead of this

> Come on, we could've had some ancient Middle Eastern

How did the Balkans go from the best place in the world to the worst place?

Slavs.

So judging by this, Persia and Australia, are we again going the route of the dlc civs all being way better than the base game ones?

Tito died.

Persia was a blatant omission from the base game already, but that area has a ton of good civs to pick from.

We also could've had more distinct Euro civs like the Netherlands or Western/South African civs like South Africa or Mali or good South American civs like the Inca. There's a lot of better picks than Macedon.

I guess it's a matter of taste because I defended the wacky choices for leaders in this game and am enjoying the hell out of Australia, so what do I know.

This VO sounds cute!!

Isn't that the general rule? DLC is usally OP in any game because why would you buy a civ that makes you feel weak?

So it's Athens, Sparta, Macedon and eventually Byzantine? They are greekgafs aren't they?

Now if only the game was actually good

There are some that are kinda weak. But then there are leaders like Scythia and (at least i still think they are strong as hell even after the district nerfs) Germany.

Thanks, user!

>Byzantine
Eastern Roman Empire, you mean

But it is good.

They were Greeks.

The Macedons were part of the Hellenic people, but were considered by the southern greeks as more barbarian, less sophisticated cousins. This is probably mostly for the fact that they lived on the periphery of the Greek civilization, and were no great sea-power. They would naturally also have closer contact and trade with tribes of non-hellenes in the north.

However Phillip of Macedon and then subsequently Alexander showed the Greek states that they were anything but pushovers by utilizing both heavy cavalry tactics as well as strong pike-squares, possibly influenced by the Egyptian style of fighting, as opposed to the Greek Hoplite spearman.

Not to be confused with modern day Macedonia(Former Yugoslavian Republic of Macedonia, FYROM, if we are to be precise, the Greeks are extremely butthurt about them taking that name). Macedonia is a nation to the north of modern day Greece, and north of the province of Macedonia in Greece itself. It's made up of slavic people that migrated to the region during the 13-14th century, and took the Macedonian name/culture in an attempt to forge their own national identity out of the mess that used to be Yugoslavia.

While the region of modern day Macedonia were in part of the regional Kingdom of Macedonia, it's quite a stretch for them to claim the culture. It could be equivalent of Mexico changing their name to Texas, copying Texan culture and erecting statues of Davy Crockett all over the place.

Eastern Romans*

I wouldn't even mind if we never got Mongolia. They were barbs anyway.

>Eastern
>""""""""Roman""""""""
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Empire""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Eastern """Romans""" at best.

Delete this.

> actually thinking anyone finds that 3d model attractive

holy shit kill yourself Sup Forums autist

Greek-speaking romans. Their culture were primarily copied from the Roman culture, what with public bathouses, chariot races, Colosseum and forums. They called themselves Βασιλεία Ῥωμαίων/Basileía Rhōmaíōn lit Empire of Rome.

It was only after the fact that they were to be known as the Byzantine Empire. Up until the time they got STABBED IN THE BACK BY THE FUCKING VENETIANS conquered by the Ottomans, they saw themselves as primarily Roman, rather than Greek.

Greek culture as it is known today did not develop until the birth of nations in the 19th centruy, where lacking a contemporary culture, they turned heavily on neo-classicist memes, and based their entire modern culture off it.

>SE-Asian civ

2k's markeing budget at work.

Never trust a (((((((Venetian))))))))

What?

I dont know why but he reminds me of Marty Jannetty

Civ 6 sucks fucking ass and it will be the first in the series where it won't be redeemed by its expansion packs.

Endless Legend and soon Endless Space 2 shits all over it in every aspect.

YOU NEVER LOST CONTROL

>massacre the Latins
>get mad when punish you heretics

What nations/alternative leaders would be neat addition to Civ6?
imo Mogul Empire. It's always post-colonial india w/ le gandhi nukes XDD (except civ 4)

Maybe some Eskimo civilization that thrives on tundras.

Is the game playable now?
Hated the npcs during release and didnt follow the patch releases.

YOU'RE NOT ALEXANDER

You mean russians?

WTF with having this proportions?? Hueg head, midget body and short arms? Almost every new game does it to male chars today... What the shit?

A Celtic Civ not ruled by someone who's only famous for getting by the Romans.
Brian Boru or William Wallace would be nice. Éamon De Valera if they want a more modern leader or Granuaille if they still want those gender ratios.

*only famous for getting killed by the Romans

>Stabbed in the back
>Doesn't fulfill their obligations to Venice
>Murders all the Catholics, including Venetians, and sells their families to the Turks
>Tell crusader army outside your walls that you promised to ship to Egypt, a move that would be in your best interest in the long term, to fuck off
>"B-betrayed by Venice!"
Why are Byzaboos such fucking mongs?
Even before the 4th crusade, every European ruler had grown beyond Byzabooism and recognized the Greeks for the subhumans that they were.

He's definitely not the Janetty of this series though.

I'm sure William Wallace was a Lowland scot, and he was descended from Anglo-Norman/Saxons not Celts. His surname is indicative of this.

FYROM land was in the region of Macedonia as classified as a Roman province, but not so much when going back to the old Greek region.

>see Alexander
>instant ragequit

>Alexander the homosexual manlet
JUST

alexander was known for being short as fuck you retard. also the game is stylized so things have to be exaggerated

>the Netherlands
literall jews who jewed people over with trade, stole from indias, and sold slaves to americas

They already have two alternate Greek leaders from the Athenians and Spartans. It'd would be cool to see them do this for other countries that had varying cultures throughout history. Like for England we have Victoria but maybe throw in Richard I who would have a more militaristic play style due to him being a king that would go to battle and let the player dominant in the medieval era.

I'd like to see some more Africa leaders like Musa I of Mali. He was apparently the richest leader/person in the history of the world because his country was the top supplier of gold to the world.

"His procession reportedly included 60,000 men, including 12,000 slaves who each carried 4 lb (1.8 kg) of gold bars and heralds dressed in silks who bore gold staffs, organized horses, and handled bags. Musa provided all necessities for the procession, feeding the entire company of men and animals.[18] Those animals included 80 camels which each carried 50–300 lb (23–136 kg) of gold dust. Musa gave the gold to the poor he met along his route. Musa not only gave to the cities he passed on the way to Mecca, including Cairo and Medina, but also traded gold for souvenirs. It was reported that he built a mosque every Friday."

Guy fucking made it rain wherever he went.

yes, so a hella fun civ to play

> Richard I
I'm all for it. It's always either Elizabeth, Victoria or Churchill. Try something new, faggots.

The Greeks were at war among themselves, especially Athens and Sparta who constantly fought against each other. Sparta would dominate the land and Athens would dominate the sea so neither could defeat the other.

You left out the sentence where on his pilgrimage to Mecca his habit of throwing gold at whoever he saw devalued the price of gold by absurd amounts and ruined the economy for the next decade.

>pic
now you made me reinstall Civ V

At least he rectified it afterwards.

>tfw you forget how to make concrete

Have you seen Gandhi in this game? Dude looks more like a grey alien than a human being. It's cartoony

like pottery

>Civ V
>Playing as Brazil
>Start with Alexander breathing down my fucking dick
>He declares war on me for settling one goddamn city
>Hold off his army with two spearmen and one archer
>Assrape him with tourism before I even get hotels

she sounds and looks like an annoying sjw, but she isn't actually

This fucking Helenaboo again? At least they didn't choose another fucking Greek

Nigga the gays don't need any new husbando, Gilgamesh already exist.

i require civilization reaction images
someone post the "fuck russia meet 'n' greet" one

He's nowhere even near as husbando material as anime Alexander.

I'm still stuck on Civ IV
Should I even bother with V or VI

Thank you /his/, it's always nice to have you visit

Can they just bury this pile of garbage of a game already and move on.

kinda reminds me of trudeau

It sells too much to girls and old people. Aka the strongest casual crowd.

>girls
>playing anything requiring more brains than angry birds and hearthstone
nice joke

It's one of their largest demographics. Look it up.

WE

WUZ

I'd actually be interested in seeing some sales numbers for the DLC packs. Everyone I know who's serious about their Civ was severely disappointed with 6. The shit graphics would be somewhat forgivable if the mechanics were good but those are trash as well

...

GREEKZ N SHEET

Have fun not eating for the first third of the game.

what mod

fuck me what a clusterfuck of a UI. That's disgusting

>disliking reddit's colony on Sup Forums is reddit

Is he ok?

No, but accusing everybody of being a Sup Forumsfag is.

Not as bad as the fatso from Mass Effect Andromeda, but still.