Teammate plays like fucking garbage

>teammate plays like fucking garbage
>call him out
>lol DUDE it's just a game lmao are you mad? are you salty? so salty omg

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sounds like you got owned lmao

omg eww wtf is pepe doin?

t. virgin

go outside bro and live a little.

>teammate plays like fucking garbage
>call him out
>he immediately becomes the best player in the world with no imperfections

>user posts fucking garbage
>call him out
>lol i am a master baiter u just got troleled i was just pretending to be retarded bait kek lol meme faggot

>playing bf4
>faggot xX_sniper_Xx camping at base while the enemy team holds all flags
>proceed to fill his ass with xm25 smoke rounds so he cant see anything
>message me telling me to fuck off
>reply PTFO to him
>hurr I can play the game any way I want
>so do I
>so I continue to shove smoke up his ass until he leaves the room
fucking useless fags always ruining my fucking game RRRRREEEEEEEE

>having trouble learning new game
>some speg starts freaking out calling me garbage
>inform him it's just a game and he should try to enjoy himself
>calls me a retard and keeps saying Gigi Gigi Gigi (his dog maybe?)
>follow him around and try and get him killed for the rest of the game for my own entertainment

>play with good players
>look like shit
>play with scrubs
>carry them on my back to eternal glory
i was always mad i could never hang with the big boys but can carry scrubs

Team based multiplayer games were a mistake

multiplayer games were a mistake

>playing game, not very good at it
>teammate flips his shit over mistakes I've made and says I'm shit at the game
>tell him he's not wrong
>he continues to flip his shit over something that can't be helped at the current time

I really don't get being assblasted over people who play badly, unless they're purposefully trying to throw the game. Even in games I'm fairly good at I'll get bad players on my team and it's just something you have to accept. Pointing out mistakes that they can stop making in the current match, sure, but if it's something like a FPS and someone just sucks at aiming I don't see the point in getting heated over it.

> i play competitive games for fun

angusnicneven.com/Depth000Start

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning–Kruger_effect

You're just as shit as your baddie friend kek

>I unironically believe video games can be competitive

1v1 games aren't too bad imo

>Only play online games with friends
>Have fun and don't care about winning or losing
It's that easy you fucking mongoloids holy fuck just enjoy the game

The point is if you're trash, you shouldn't play competitive games. Nobody gives a fuck about pubs or unranked shit, but the second you cause me to lose competitive games, I will go fucking ballistic.

>2017
>still playing mp games

dude stop.

dumb frogposter

i dont get it

>losing is fun
t. bernout

dumb dumb poster.

you win this time user.

Cute.

>Throwing on Overwatch to derank my smurf
>Bunch of gold shitters rage every time they're losing
>lolwhocaresyoureingold.jpg
Something about low ranks raging as if their ranks are relevant is hilarious.

GAEMZ ARE SRS BIZNIS GUISE

>Overwatch smurf
Why not just derank your main account you fucking moron, is your rank that important?

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It's relevant to them user you bully :(

>wants to banter
>can't handle the backtalk
Look at this fucking BABY

>The point is if you're trash, you shouldn't play competitive games.
And the best way to improve at playing competitive games is to play competitive games. Even if the competitive gamemode is the same as the unranked one it's still going to be different due to people fucking around less and generally trying for more 'meta' strategies. The only way to get better is to throw yourself at it until you improve, and if you're ranked low enough to consistently be matched with people like that who have no idea what they're doing you're probably not too far removed from them in terms of skill. lol gold rank, Dunning Kruger etc.
>the second you cause me to lose competitive games, I will go fucking ballistic.
dude chill lmoa

>...but the second you cause me to lose competitive games, I will go fucking ballistic.

>he plays overwatch

>teammate plays like fucking garbage
>politely give him tips and pointers on how to play better
>he says thanks and that he's new
>win the game because I was a good TEAMmate

Seriously the reason you fucks are social outcast are because you don't know how to work with people.

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> talks shit about people caring about their rank
> only does this on smurf account

You're a hypocritical piece of shit

>roach

This guy gets it

Catch more flies with honey then you do with vinegar

>in silver league in csgo
>have a bad game
>try my best
>some retard is sperging out even though hes only like 12 - 10

Nigga we're silver tho, I'm all for trying, but it's not like any of us are good enough to climb anywhere.

bruh its just a game

>teammate plays like fucking garbage
>call him out
>he doesn't instantly play above his actual skill level
some people I swear, ungrateful cunts

thats me in Bloodline Champions lol

>teammate is playing like garbage
>ask them to do better
>they do

And you catch even more with shit, so whats your point?

Go outside lol

>Overwatch
>try my best to work with teammates
>they do stupid shit even bad players shouldn't do
>yell at them and tell them how they are bad
>they instantly start doing better
Can't count the amount of times it has worked

Can you think of a single instance when calling someone out for underperforming worked?

Yeah, people take advice when you're not a dick about it. When someone starts raging or calling them out for mistakes, they'll only tilt more or stop trying and instead of talking they'll just swear in Russian.

PUPPYWHIRL

>play online game with a friend
>he's either an unrivaled god or bottom tier garbage
I don't get it

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>doesnt understand a metaphor
>takes a metaphor literally

ISHYGDDT

>playing Overwatch
>go join a custom-made game
>two guys in enemy team picking on one guy in my team
>they tell him to shut up, calling him nob (they didn't know how to type English), threatening my teammate that he'll get "banned"
>I stand up for him and start repeating everything they both said just to annoy the fuck out of them
>they start threatening me too, but at least they ignored my teammate
>I call them gay boy lovers and dick sucking twats and "nobs"
>call them doorknobs, people start laughing
>they kick me after the game
>I instantly join back in
>they kicked me out multiple times as I joined the same game multiple times
>they get so pissed off that they moved me to spectator mode so I wouldn't play the game
>stayed in spectator mode, calling them names and faggots and whatnot
>they restart the game by kicking me out
>I join again instantly
>"omg how are you not getting banned?"
>"My dad works for NVidia, doorknob" I said
>people start laughing
>"omg I hate you"
>leave them alone for 30-40 minutes
>join the same room, they say "omfg fuck off your so fucking annoying"
>harass them for 2 hours more as I hunt down their custom-games and repeat the process

>teammate plays like shit
>call they out
>they quit
>someone else not retarded takes their place
>match is finally balanced and exciting instead of an unbalanced curbstomp

And this is why I get miserable playing any multiplayer game. People freak out at me when I play terrible because I am one of the worst players of all time. I wish I was welcome somewhere.

>playing overwatch
>caring about rank
>smurf account

kill yourself.

>the second you cause me to lose competitive games, I will go fucking ballistic.

Yeah but making spergs like you flip out is often way more fun than actually playing the game mode.

Hey, I paid my $60, I'm entitled to have my fun too. :^)

friends?

semper games

YOU MESS WITH MY SHIT
YOU PAY
FOR MY SHIT

Exactly. When a teammate says, "hey man doing x in that situation wasn't the best. Try doing y next time or z." I'll actually try y an z.

But if you come at me screaming like a child then I'm probably going to spend my time making your experience shit. Hell if you do that to someone else on our team I'll do the same.

get a life

lol DUDE it's just a game lmao are you mad? are you salty? so salty omg

If I want to fuck around I'm going to fuck around. You can't stop me LUL.

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>inb4 Hitler art school

>Teammates play like shit
>They wanna give up
>Yell at them like a jackass and tell them exactly what to do
>They do it
>We end up winning

You should definitely kill yourself but tell me who this girl is before you do it.

What a pathetic attitude to have. I almost feel bad for you if you carry that attitude through life

lol DUDE it's just a game lmao are you mad? are you salty? so salty omg

>teammate plays like shit
>call them out
>they leave
>no body joins
>down a man and get curb stomped even worse

If it's any consolation, people don't stop shit-talking you at any level of play unless it's a full premade.

>angusnicneven.com/THE_GATE_IS_OURS
I don't get it.

So the lesson is that people don't complain because you are terrible, but they complain because people love to complain and treat the game like work. This reminds me a lot of the MMO genre, where we would need to rush to grind a dungeon so we could rush another dungeon. People just make things stressful, don't they?

>playing rainbow 6
>random blackbeard is like "hey Fuze come this way and Fuze this window"
>was already going there anyways but follow him regardless
>like I figured there's a jammer on the other side
>blackbeard is like "hey thatcher come here and take care of this jammer"
>we're waiting on him to come over
>"hey thatcher get the fuck over here"
>waiting...
>"Yo wtf dude you have us all muted or some shit get over here retard"
>I type in chat "thatcher can you come help us over here" and ping where we are
>still nothing. Me and blackbeard give up and go downstairs to just work our way up to the top floor using stairs and shit
>we pass by thatcher who is just creeping around on the 1st floor despite all the enemies being pinged and id'd on the 3rd floor
>as we walk by blackbeard kills him
>thatcher finally types in chat "wtf fucking noob teammate" and leaves

Kick him out of your team. Whats that? You play with randoms? You sure are fucking doing it wrong you massive fucking autist. People who rage even just fucking once should be banned from queuing solo forever.

>play like garbage because I'm in a self-loathing induced mind fog
>people call me out
>hehehehe just a g-game nerd :^)

A lot of games don't have kick ability, and when it comes to something like CSGO you have to have at least 4 votes to kick someone, which is nearly impossible because playing with somebody almost ALWAYS puts you with 2-3 stacks in the same team and they sure as hell not kicking their friend.

If the game has any semblance of a good ranking systen you shouldn't be getting matched with people who can't aim unless you also can't aim. So either the game you're playing has a shit skill ranking system, or you're just as bad as the people who make you go fucking ballistic.

I have a KDR of 0.85. A literal retard could beat me.

>browsing Sup Forums
>make thread complaining about subhuman shitters who can't play the game after hours even though all modern games hold your hand 24/7
>shitters get triggered hard

You can tell most of Sup Forums is shit at games by how they reply to these kind of threads. Anyone who says he plays a competitive multiplayer game "just to have fun bro who cares about winning" is just too stupid to git gud and rationalizes it that way.

Seriously I've played with people from Sup Forums, it's amazing how shit they are and how they get things wrong even though they are thoroughly explained repeatedly in everything from tutorials to tooltips.

It's actually more fun making autists mad than playing most competitive games these days. Y'all get so bitchy, it's adorable!

So why get mad when your teammates are retarded? Admittedly they're probably doing better than you.

>anyone who isn't shit is an autist
>I don't even want to win anyway
>I'm only playing to spite you!
>I'm so much better than you your behaviour is just adorable to me!

Textbook case. Does this rationalization help you not face the reality that you are too dumb to git gud at things?

They brag at me and tell me to git gud. Then they tell me how AMD is the master race, how I got cucked by buying Intel, and that I should kill myself.

No, anyone who gets so mad they start throwing a bitch fit because they're not winning a video game is an autist.

Actually works on me sometimes.
But mostly because I'm just fucking around having fun and then when this guy who's playing the most boring character, taking one for the team, practically sobbingly begs me to do better.
Sure I'll take pity sometimes, I'm in a good mood having fun after all.

If they're rude about it though I just fuck around harder lmao
If I was bored already I might even put on anti-afk scripts and go do something else for a bit.

Nothing more entertaining than people taking childrens videogames too seriously.

Don't kid yourself that you are somehow the majority. The vast majority of people play competitive games to win, including you, the difference is not everyone is so insecure they start screaming about how they didn't want to win anyway when they lose.

You just try to rationalize everyone who plays to win to be like those edge case ragers so that you can feel better about (supposedly) not wanting to win in the first place. It's a bad case of the fox and the grapes, user.

Thatchers that don't play their role right are shit.

>playing fav as hibana
>try to pellet an outside wall of the objective.
>jammed
>our thatcher is right next to me.
>dudes been being pretty toxic the whole match. Every time he dies he blames some one else on our team
>say in voice, "yo thatcher can you emp this wall" and z target
>thatcher comes out looks at the wall and goes back to trying to enter the building.
>type in chat just in case he didn't hear me
>he finally says in voice chat,"dude stfu and follow me."
>I tell him this will make it easier to attack. The wall is apart of the room with the objective
>he continues to walk in and gets shot.
>"god damn it hibana why weren't you behind me. why didn't you fucking listen."
>next round starts and I tk him.
>he rages
>on attack again and he picks thatcher again
>some one else tk him and says, "if you're going to be fucking useless you might as well not play."
>dude calls everyone a cuck nigger and leaves

I play competitive games to win as well but I understand if you're playing with pugs or solo queuing for games you might get bad players. Best I can do to improve this hand I've been delt is to try and help that person be better. Throwing a shit fit and crying does more bad than good most of the time.

>play regularly on a BF4 24/7 metro server
>fire down a smoke filled doorway and get easy kills
>xXshitterXx calls me a hacker because """only 180 hours played""" and almost 3.0 kdr
>argues that 20% general accuracy is hacking and that theres no way i could tell he was standing there even if it was clear as day on the minimap
>initiates a voteban and the shitter uprising begins with everyone including people from my own team voting yes
>some random admin canceled the vote without saying anything because this happens on a regular basis and i already posted gameplay footage on the forums
>after the game i check xXshitterXxs stats
>most used weapons are granade launchers and shotguns (frag rounds)
>1.2 kdr with 18000 hours played

good shit

You're playing a fundamentally different game from me though user. I'm winning when I'm making you mad and I'm having fun myself. Shit dude I blatantly idle in games without good teamkick just to watch my teammates rage a lot of the time. I want there to be a goddamn FPS where I can drop my gun and start playing basketball in the middle of an arena one day, *just because it'd be hilarious to watch my team sperg out.*

You're playing Generic FPS #34534535. I'm playing Fuck With Autists and Get High. When I actually do play Generic FPS #whatever, I do play to win, sure, but I'm not dumb enough to do that in a pub server.

You should try it sometime.

>teammate plays like shit
>i'll call it in