Which was the best Call of Duty

which was the best Call of Duty

mw2

Big Red One followed by Modern Warfare.
Black Ops was shit.

*blocks path*

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I would say Modern Warfare with the original as a close second.

Singleplayer - MW2
Multiplayer - BO2

didn't know he could stand. that's pretty impressive

COD1 and MW2

the fourthcall of duty wa the best ne fucking cuck

2 - multiplayer, mw 1

COD3 and original modern warfare

Call of Duty 4.

HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO

PLANET

That was the last time he stood.

At his wedding, 5 years ago.

The railing crumbles milliseconds after the picture was taken

Medal of Honor

Goddamnit it's been years since that video where he said he's going to commit to losing weight and he's still fucking fat

>pop in Infinite Warfare just to see how bad it is
>don't expect much at all from the campaign
>mfw its actually the funnest one in a while

here comes the denial i can taste it already

MW3, I loved the deathstreaks and support streaks. I was always having fun in that game even if I was losing or playing bad that day. Only wish they added bots to custom games.

I actually like COD3's campaign

Whichever one had that Russian female sniper protecting the tank factory in Red Square. That mission heading into the next (which was about the only tank crew to escape the factory) was lit

Think he finally got approval for weight loss surgery. Gastric bypass most likely.

>no United Offensive

Console faggots everywhere

It's:

United Offensive, Cod1, Mw1 and Black Ops. Possibly WoW leading INTO Blops if you're feeling frisky.

Everything else is "ok".

MW2 gets a pass because Soap and Price are God tier bros in arms.

IW campaign is alright, too bad about the SDF portrayal and Ethan

Opinions of fags who haven't played BO2 MP are irrelevant

I can't believe this fat fuck is using taxpayer money to fund his bypass surgery. Just stop eating so much you stupid fat fuck.

>Facebook filename

makes sense you like infinite warfare

Wait so he's so fat that he can't get up, but he still manages not to lose weight? Does his wife not care? Does she keep feeding him shit?

Faggots that give a fuck about multiplayer can fuck RIGHT off. We're talking single player campaigns here or it doesn't fucking matter, cocksucker.

Maybe that's her plan?

The campaign isn't too bad.

It's the atrocious multiplayer and it's nickel and dime schemes it plays up to with RNG loot boxes.

He makes absolute bank from YouTube, and she's got a pretty cushy job. I expect she's just waiting for his heart to deflate so she can retire and sip ice tea all day

pandering to shit players like you is the reason why CoD died.

blops 2. Great gameplay, mindfuck story.

>it's another "UO is the best CoD" episode
That expac was good but way too overrated

Honestly can't even be mad at her for that. She's doing her time dealing with that fat fuck and she deserves his money. She's basically living with an addict and I wouldn't wish that on anybody

Singleplayer: 1/2
Multiplayer: WaW, MW2, 4

>prefers heavily linear, scripted, infinite enemy spawning, grenade spamming crap like CoD4 and BO over MW2

Even in singleplayer your taste is shit

United Offensive.
Nothing comes close.

agreed, I hardly touch multi

1 and 2, the one with no suffix

She enables him though, if he's so fat that he can't even go get food, who's giving him all that crap?

United Offensive.

>it's a Sup Forums doesn't understand overweight issues episode

oh boy

Why does it have to be anyone but her? Obviously it's her.

SALAD DODGING

If you don't think CoD4 doesn't have one of the best told geoppolitical thriller storylines yet commited to vidya or otherwise then there's no fucking helping you and I'm perfectly happy to allow you to continue your descent into mediocrity because you're a cunt.


>mw2
>not linear

lol, I took the bait. Silly me.

I was fat for years and years, until I decided to start exercising and stop eating and drinking sugary shit like soda, and it turns out that worked fine

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e-celebs aren't videogames

this thread is about CoD

It has to suck, knowing you have destroyed your body and drastically lowered your life span but to know that you being an extreme fatass is why you have a youtube career giving you 6 figures and why your wife married you.

>it's a "person doesn't actually understand weight gain and has a woefully stupid understanding of genetics" episode
How to tell someone is a stupid moron that only reads the headlines

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>Not being Hitler's friend on Facebook
???

>and she's got a pretty cushy job.
>constantly cleaning up some fat whale's shit
>cushy job

shes going to get paid in the next year honestly.

boogies kidneys are already failing and hes desperate for weight loss surgery now.

he weighed in at 608 pounds or something.

How can somebody get so fat like him?
I mean if I say myself getting big I would immediately stop eating the shit that is making me obese.
What the actual fuck, that's like a mental issue or something.

I believe you have to lose some weight first before the surgery otherwise it could be dangerous, and he's only gotten fatter so the doctors probably can't even perform the surgery.

I can see why some people like this campaing, but for me it wasn't very good. Star fighter sequences were too automatized and I'm really tired of playing as the only man capable of saving the world (or galaxy) at this point. I want again to be a simple soldier, just a tiny part of a large force.

t. born in 1999

We understand. You need to be a fucking retard and a failure to have them.

>b-but my mom made fun of me
Tough shit. Grow the fuck up.

Who is his wife?