SHOT THROUGH THE HEART

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART

AND YOU'RE TO BLAME

NINTENDO SWITCH HAS NO GAMES

Is it 2006 again?

Leave it to sonyfags to take something someone else created and make it their own.

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Nintendo Switch has 1 game.

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the 1 2 Switch? is that even a game?

An astute observation, my future customer. The Nintendo Switch only needs 1 game, THE best game ever.

even even that one game is mediocre. From every review with score you need to substract 3points (granted for being Zelda game).

Yeah I'm glad they ported Binding of Isaac

THAT IS NOT THE BEST GAME EVER MADE
BUY MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEE

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Welcome to the jungle

We've got fun and games

You just read this in my voice

PS4 has no games

I read it in Axl's voice.

>my voice
>slash.jpg

TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PS4 CITY

WHERE THE GAMES AREN'T REAL

AND THE FRAMES ARE SHITTY

OH WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOOOOOME

>SHOT THROUGH THE COLON
>AND BOWELS TO BLAME
>I HAVE THREE YEARS TO STREAM SOME GAMES

>3 years

that's too much

PS4 after 3 years. 1 game.

Switch after 1 day. 1 game.

PS4 btfo

this

I troll you

You troll me

Console ports for the PC

With a defective Switch and the Xbon'e quite a bore

Still no games for PS4

and which of those games are already on PC?

It just came out, Cancer-kun. give it a year before you start memeing

SOME BODY
ONCE TOLD ME
THERE ARE NO GAMES FOR SONY
I SHOULD'VE BOUGHT A WII U INSTEAD

Underrated.

The butthurt is always palpable when the sony bronies start posting.

OP BTFO THIS HARD BY THE 2ND (second) POST

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It's fucking pathetic when sonybros try, time and time again, turn this meme against nintendo or microsoft.

Come up with something original, you do this every single goddamn time someone makes a joke against Sony.

0.

I hope you aren't implying botw is even remotely playable.

HE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB
WITH A GOLD FACE IN HIS THUMB
IN THE SHAPE OF A GRIN IN A WAR THREAD

>he doesn't know

LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

TO DEFEAT

It's fucking hilarious when Nintenbros act just as salty about it in return.

I WANNA REACH OUT
AND FLUSH THE DRAIN
CAUSE THE SWITCH HAS NO GAMES

Sonyfags are perpetual parrots without opinions of their own. Their only "arguments" for their system and against competitors is shitposting in the form of gold faces, wojacks, and other lowbrow memes.

Take for example how much they continue to shill Bloodborne here. They don't care about the fact that most sensible people are indifferent to Souls in general, or that Bloodborne was doubled in sales by fucking Splatoon, or that nobody talks about it outside of this place, they will continue to pretend it's the magnum opus of gaming and that if you don't like it/didn't want it you're just "mad lol".

I wish TB died

Just because you don't like Gravity Rush HD/2, Yakuza 0, Horizon Zero Dawn or Uncharted 1-3HD/4 doesn't mean they don't exist.

Fast RMX looks fun too.

Is this another Sup Forums The Musical in the making?

Ain't no one salty about it, other than falseflagging sonyfags.

The only reason it is still a meme, is because it burnt sonybros so badly.

didnt multiple nintendo fags turn goldfaces with a mario hat instead of a sony beanie?

I'm in the new thread. It runs at like 12fps man. It's not fucking playable yet.

You all need to stop posting this daily fucking emulator thread and fuck off until the thing actually works. As it stands the things complete garbage.

Well tough shit, your hatred only fuels his will to live.

Hello from /biz/.

>he STILL doesn't know


30 FPS with physics and grass now, along with 4K

Those came out after 3 years. That was my point.

PS4 had nothing for its first 3 yesrs but bloodborne.

haven't seen this in awhile desu

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Not until September or so. I have high hopes for this year's musical.

No it isn't dude. You keep saying this but it is not funcing stable.

>if i keep saying it, it will go away!

Oh, then you're absolutely right. Sorry!
Buying a console on launch is very much a gamble and only justified if you really want something new.

I'M ALL OUT OF GAMES
THIS IS HOW I FEEL
I'M BORED AND FEELING LAME
BECAUSE I BOUGHT THE PS4

For over a decade Nintendo fans have been saying PS3 and PS4 had 0 games because only exclusives count

Now suddenly they want to count Zelda for the Switch?

The goldface is just a reactionimage, which is years older than it's usage for "never ever" meme.

You don't have a clue what you're talking about.

>HUEHUEHUE GUESS WHAT? (unoriginal joke regurgitated against the people who created it) HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT
>Huh? That still fits your demographic better then anything else. Also your literally just saying "no you" like a child.
>W-WHY SO SALTY?? BTFO

this is why Sony is the laughing stock of the industry can't wait for your precious company to go out of business

See you next month nintenbro. Shit will be on par with the shitty Switch performance by then.

BUT I STILL
HAVEN'T FOUND
GAMES FOR PS4

>this is why Sony is the laughing stock of the industry can't wait for your precious company to go out of business
if 55 million is a laughing stock that's going out of business what are the other guys doing

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>n-no you..

pardon me, Mr. Business Pro

YOU'VE DISOBEYED MY ORDERS SON

WHY WERE YOU EVER BORN

YOUR BROTHER'S TEN TIMES BETTER THAN YOU

XBOX LOVES HIM MORE

THIS CONSOLE THAT YOU BOUGHT FOR US COMES FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL

THE PS4 IS SONY'S WORK

THEY WANT YOU TO REBEL

YOU'LL BECOME A SONYGGER

AND HIRAAAAI WILL PULL THE THE STRINGS

HOW CAN YOU EVEN PLAY THIS

WHEN IT HAS NO GAMES TO BRING

YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR MOUTH, BETTER WATCH YOUR TONE

YOU'RE GONNA TRADE THIS TRASH AND GET AN XBONE

DON'T LET ME HEAR YOU CRY, DON'T LET ME HEAR YOU MOAN

YOU GOTTA PRAISE XBOX WHEN YOU'RE IN MY HOME

55 Million what?

Sony is dying, they used to be an electronics giant, now they're scraping by with Playstation and Insurance.

>Sony is dying!

i've heard this one back in 2007

damn, OP got btfo hard

>an electronics giant is now a video game electronics giant
>th-they're dying!

I SCREAMED ALOUD TO THE OLD MAN
I SAID DON'T LIE, DON'T SAY YOU DON'T KNOW
OH YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS MISCHIEF
AWWW IN THIS WORLD OR THE NEXT
OOO THEN HE FIXED ME WITH A FREEZING GLANCE, AND THE HELLFIRES RAGED IN HIS EYES
YOU WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH SON, LORD I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH
the switch has no games son!

CAN I PLAY WITH MADNESS?!

They are literally selling off pieces of their company and having to merge their film and gaming divisions you dumbfuck.

Not that it changes much. Ps2 was very popular for its DVD player and sonyfags have been watching movies ever since.

>Being this petty and pedantic

Kill yourself and your family.

The difference between then and now is that back then it was only shitposting. These days there is plenty of evidence backing it up, rather than just cherrypicking like it was back in 2007.

>Now its different! believe me, not the sales!
>but believe sales when its nintendo!

You don't understand what I meant.

Sony dying doesn't mean they go out of business, Sony dying means they turn into "the guys who make Playstation"

Were you even alive back when Sony actually manufactured their own hardware and were the top of the world in quality.

Now what they do, they peddle literal toys manufactured by Foxconn in Taiwan, they fell hard.

>Lisa: Hmm, thank you Bart, but the PS4 is selling really well...
>Bart: I just think all gamers deserve a little bit more.
>Lisa: It has Bloodborne, Bart.
>Bart: But is that really enough to justify buying it?
>Lisa: Eh, heh, heh...they also have the Crash Trilogy Remaster coming up...
>Bart: Oh, Lisa, maybe you're right, maybe you're wrong! The important thing is, we all deserve good games!
>Lisa: [through clenched teeth] They have two!
>Bart: Well maybe they should have three. I'm Bart Simpson.

WHY'D YOU GIVE ME MOVIES?

WHEN I ASKED FOR GAMES?

It's a non-exclusive so it doesn't even count. Fuck Nintendo for releasing this console with 0 games, and fuck Sony for beta-testing 0-game consoles with consumers and confirming that people will settle for that level of quality.

Every little screen you see gets scratches
Everything you do it won't turn on
Even though wii u before was tragic
Now I know nintendo will soon be gone

>>an electronics giant is now a video game electronics giant

You do realize they're not even that anymore?
They don't make their hardware, they don't even manufacture their hardware, they're literally peddling chinese built PCs with Sony gaming OS.

Being for real though the ps4 is old af.
Just a few good games at this point in its life is abismal.

>Sales determine quality
>Every first-party exclusive on Wii-U decimated Bloodborne's sales
>Top selling games on Ps4 are multiplats and sports shit, low attach rates everywhere else (like the Ps2)

So which is it? How much do sales matter, what do they quantify and why? You would do well to remember that everybody only flocked to Ps4 this gen because Microsoft quite literally blew their own head off during their Xbox One reveal. All Sony had to do for marketing is say "Hey, we're not Xbox!" and they already had it in the bag. What makes you so sure it'll last after this gen?

>chinese built
*Indonesian slave labor built

ON A LONG AND LONESOME HIGHWAY
EAST OF OMAHA
YOU'RE LISTENING TO THE PS4 MOANING OUT ITS ONE LONE SONG.

>Switch after 1 day. 1 game.
Zelda isn't even exclusive kek.

>they're literally peddling chinese built PCs with Sony gaming OS.
Imagine being this oblivious

Actually Taiwanese, by Foxconn.
Which is the worst electronics manufacturer in the world.

I think being offset by the losses of their other divisions is what is causing Sony to be doomed despite good console sales. Contrast Nintendo who has video games and consoles as their sole focus. They don't produce other types of hardware, so there is way less of a chance of still going at minus when the console is selling well. Nintendo doesn't make DVD players, Sony does.

by that logic, nintendo is dying due to faulty hardware

>calls other people oblivious
>is blissfully unaware his ps was made with child labor

>missing the point
Who gives a fuck how they're made, all consoles are exactly the same shit

Nintendo is a gaming-only company that makes licensing deals, it's not the same thing. They even made bank off of the Wii-U of all things and Switch is exceeding their expectations and selling like wildfire right now. For a games company, that's very good, but a multimedia giant like Sony cannot continue to mismanage their divisions and expect to remain a giant. They might not die off completely but they will shrink, possibly down to only their gaming division and a select couple of others, and even those will diminish in size the way things are going.

Sales are a measure of success and nothing more. Trying to tout them as a measure of quality or superiority basically means admitting that Nintendo has worse hardware but better games by a longshot.

>What makes you so sure it'll last after this gen?
>PS1 won
>PS2 won
>even though the PS3 was a fucking catastrophe when it launched it still came 2nd despite costing 2 - 3 times the price of the Wii
PS4 has already won

Unless they manage to do another PS3, they fact is 3rd party devs love Sony, and contrary to Sup Forums's Nintendo hivemind, and consumers love PlayStation.

Xbox even at its strongest, win a 1 year head start against a Sony that dropped the ball harder than anyone ever has still eventually lost to the PS3.

And lastly, Sony is the only company that have repeatedly shown they support their consoles for years after the new console comes out.

>Sony is the only company that have repeatedly shown they support their consoles for years after the new console comes out.

This. the fucking PS3 outlasted Wii, WiiU, Xbox 360 and the DS

that's more than enough support.

WELL THE THREADS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
READ THE BOARD RULES SON YOU BETTER STOP SPAMMING

>PS2 still got games up to 2013
How far can they go

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Ps1 and Ps2 both won because of proprietary tech that was hot shit at the time. CD format and DVDs, respectably. If the specs-crazed gaming climate of the 90's were made aware that the Ps1 was a 32-bit system (most weren't), N64 would have edged it out.

Sony can't ride the gravy train forever. Their lasting support for their consoles is impressive though, I'll give them that. Nintendo slits the throat of their machines the second a new one hits.

far enough to put nintendo fags into a spiral of delusion for the next 2 generations

DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO PLAY FOR FUN
SWITCH GETS SOME GAMES BUT XBOX GETS NONE

SLEEP NOW AND YOU WILL SEE
THE SWITCH IS SHITTY
NO THIRD PARTY, ALWAYS THE SAME
CAN'T THEY SEE THAT'S WHY IT HAS NO GAMES?

This is mainly why i love buying sony consoles.

The wiiu might as well be horseshit now.
The ps3, vita outlived it. Hell the vita might be dead for some people and for sony itself, yet its still getting game announcements and localizations.

3rd parties flock to sony consoles and keep it alive, more than its expected lifespan.

Even when the ps5 is released in the future, i can be sure that the ps4 is still trucking it on 2 years after.

And by that time, the ps5 already has had enough time to build a library, and you can switch to it if youd like. Its literally a perfect cycle.

Nintendo and MS just doesnt have that.