Yahtzee reviews Nier Automata, can't even spell it right in the page title
escapistmagazine.com
Yahtzee reviews Nier Automata, can't even spell it right in the page title
escapistmagazine.com
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Nierfags BTFO YET AGAIN!
Will Yahtzee ever be stopped?
Let me guess, you disagree with his review but a typo is all you could muster.
He's not the same without his main grill, Gabby.
Pretty sure he liked the story so i think its a positive one
has Yahtzee even been relevant in years?
I haven't seen him mentioned since like 2011.
You did watch the video right? He actually liked it.
He's pretty irrelevant to anyone besides his fans but every once in a while he'll give a bad review to a game Sup Forums was hyped for and suddenly the world stops spinning
His review for the original was really hard to watch
>Yahtzee reviews Nier Automata
>Yahtzee reviews
>Yahtzee
Zero Punctuation is what it usually goes by
He ultimately enjoyed it.
Which is a "big deal" because he has a huge hater boner for JRPGs in general
Also
>We drawed the line at nuking japan twice
>We
Isn't Yahtzee a britbong?
>Zero Punctuation
????
Yahtzee is for edgy middle school children, haven't seen a video of his in 9 years
That was actually quite a good review desu
It was a coalition that fought WWII and shared tech development resources. The flag on the plane carrying the bomb doesn't matter that much outside propaganda.
Oh no no no no no, Ameritard, don't even try that shit. Coalition had nothing to do with you going full retard and shitting two nukes on people on cities pretty much unrelated to military bases.
>enjoyed it
>says it has a shitty open world, boring combat
and really underdeveloped characters
Yaahtze is not a pleb unlike you brainlet weebs
>Nierfags BTFO YET AGAIN!
Whose BTFO, he said he liked it, and didnt realized why he liked.
And he still literally said he liked it.
You seem to be forgetting that Yahztee's entire gimmick is humorous over-exaggeration and feigned outrage.
Yahtzee is full pleb tho. He thought Biocock Infinite was the best game of its year and in the awards episode said it made him think for a few months.
I remember watching these ages ago. why does it still pretend hes any good at reviews?
I'm gonna miss drown out
>weebs in charge of forgiving a typo
>weebs in charge of detecting satire
I bet you watch jim sterling faggot
>likes it
>realizes it has flaws
>still likes it, just cannot explain why
Youre that one retard who finds one flaw and instantly stops liking it cause someone pointed it out, arnt you?
If you actually read his actual typed up reviews, they're decent. Zero Punctuation is more comedy in a review format.
>Undertale is his game of the year.
Ye fuck no.
have 2B older than 18 2B here
I love how someone having 1 dumb opinion instantly invalidates everything a person could ever say just because it doesn't fit your narrative
It was pretty great and was ultimately the 2nd best game of 2015 though behind only Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon
>And 9S certainly wants to exponentially factorize 2B
Where do I find them? I only ever watch his videos.
Oh, yeah, I'd totally trust a movie critic who thinks a Michael Bay movie is deep and touching. Learn2taste, faggot.
The fuck is Jim Sterling
Are you retarded?
Euphoric Edgy Pilsburry Doughboy
I bet you find variations of the "chinese cartoon imageboard" meme hilarious too
Reminder that Yahtzee is a comedian not a proper critic. His whole show is about exaggerating flaws for comedy effect. He might rip a game a new one, but still mention that he liked it on a later occasion.
Reminder that you're a buttblasted weeb
Reminder that you're on a weeb board
Doesn't matter if he's good or not. He generated traffic, views and $$. He's a much better writer.
That's not related at all but yeah I can appreciate the variations people come up with.
I don't suppose you're a comedic genius yourself huh nigger?
member the outrage over his Brawl video?
The 'comedy' yahtzee uses is mostly Family Guy tier, only delivered in monologue
He currently lives in the US so probably decided he is now american.
>Brits have a massive boner for dropping bombs on Germany for five years
>Soviets rape their way across Eastern Yurop pretty much as a matter of policy
>Americans burn up Toyko so hard that half the population is left homeless and the other half is left skinless
>Killing >200k people to end a war that has already claimed 60 million lives defined as "full retard"
???
...
You realize his ZP character is one that is meant to be critical / negative of a game unless it ends up to be a game he really loves.
Its apparent in his post-ZP stream that he liked the game.
>implying Britian wouldn't have done the same
The standard British view on the war is really weird, most people generally overestimate Britain's involvement and diminish both Britain's failures and the accomplishments of the other allied powers and I say that as a Brit.
Just say it's bad because you don't like it. I'd take that over pretending you have refined tastes.
Yes, I also remember when he BTFO everyone after
So, he actually likes the game. What's the point of this thread?
But the Manhattan project was developed in secret from the rest of the allies. The Soviets got the bomb before the Brits did.
Roger Ebert liked Star Wars: Episode 3. Does that mean he's a shit critic?
Eh, if you put it like that I truly sound retarded. I dunno, a few of my relatives died due to radiation poisoning after clearing up Chernobyl, so I just really don't like nuclear shit.
Not an argument
Other options were either blockade the country or invade a country with almost no concept of the term surrender.
Nice projecting you lowest common denominator cuck
>pretty much unrelated to military bases.
OK so you have no idea what you are talking about. Both cities were absolutely military production facilities as well as cities. The only reason they hadn't been firebombed into oblivion yet was to save them as possible bargaining chips or nuke targets later.
It was Total War. We didn't start the fight, and the Japanese sure weren't surrendering early either. Furthermore we did our best to help them rebuild and be independent afterwards and didn't let the soviets come in and destroy them like they did in eastern Europe. Was the USA perfect? Fuck no. But in WW2 at least and the aftermath it was genuinely pretty damn decent overall and most important was a visionary victor that avoided the major mistakes that followed WW1, at significant cost to itself I'll add. Regrettably as the Cold War proceeded things went downhill, but WW2 is not the war to pin your "DURN MURKKANS" shit on. Save that for all the dumb shit that was done in the 50 years afterwards.
Get mad.
Yes. Read his reviews sometimes. He was a consumer-tier TV critic. Only Americans pretend that guy was even slightly relevant.
Not an argument
Since when has Zero Punctuation been a review show?
From the beginning it has been him shining a harsh light on negative aspects of games, whether he liked them or not.
I think it's mispelled on purpose
>acts like an authority on humor
>KEK!
good job debasing yourself moron
Personally, I've always found the Tokyo bombings to be more scary than either of the nuclear attacks. I mean, being instantly vaporised probably isn't a lot of fun, and the whole radiation nonsense kind of sucks as well, but when you compare it to jumping into a river because a fire burned all your skin off, only to find the river is on fire as well... That shit is just terrifying on a primal level.
Not to mention all the millions of people who died because they grew one too many bullet holes or got too close to some air moving really really quickly. WW2 is just fucking dizzying when you start to think about the sum of human pain involved.
>Zero Punctuation turns 10 years old this year
What was the first video of his you saw? The first I saw of his was Soulcalibur 4.
Can't really hate Yahtzee, he triggers fanboys so much, even when he ultimately likes the game, that it is hilarious to see all the butthurt.
> say whatever
> LOL YOU BTFO YOURSELF LMAO
wow so this is the power of reddit
Thanks for the history lesson, I appreciate it.
>food analogy
Lmao
>Lmao
LOL
Reviewers are aloud to have a dumb opinion once in a while, faggot. Not everything has to be up to par with the neckbeard elite on Sup Forums.
Why can't we get along?
Calling someone a weeb isn't an argument either you simple minded prick.
>Japan
>independent
kek
Dumb opinions are one thing. Thinking that Bioshock Infinite is "deep", "atmospheric" or "thought-provoking" just shows how little you know about media and outs you as a pleb. Thus, Yahtzee is a pleb. That's all I've ever argued for.
That title was either done on purpose to help SEO ratings. It's an obscure trick especially to start harping on common typos. How many people are going to type in "autamata"? Probably not a lot, but enough for people who may have been in the dark enough to not even acknowledge the Escapist.
I wasn't arguing at that point in time
They were, claiming Sup Forums is a board for weebshits
Fucking retard
Get the fuck out of here, normalfag.
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> watches anime
> calls others normies
lol
He likes a shitty game, so what? That doesn't invalidate the other criticisms he has on game, if you weren't underage you'd know all people who review things have some dumb reviews once in a while.
Give me 10 opinions you have on things so I can find the one I disagree with and invalidate the 9 other ones.
user, Hiroshima was a major naval City, where the largest battleship ever was constructed
>still caring about this fag after all these years
You also have to keep in note the DATE of which these were. There are bunch of games that have been closed off, and near deleted in the back of your mind that you thought were GREAT at the time. But god forbid you ever go back and play them. Even if it's only a few years. Or less!
Bioshock Infinite was "mindblowing" at first, but that was until you got through the game and realized how shallow it was in the end. More often than not, this review was done in an incompleted game or had not reached a sufficient "true" ending
I like NieR: Automata. :)
But normalfags hate anime.
>open the page
>generic rock music blares through my speakers instantly
>close the page
cool review, good job
But Yahtzee is a published writer.
me too : 3
I'm not a critic tho. And again, Yahtzee is a pleb, you can't even argue that. He also liked Fallout 3 and Skyrim, his taste is the most pleb-tier normality there ever was.
Three hours before you get 4 or more tonics and understand that the system is incredibly shallow. Three hours to see that every map is a corridor. Less than that to see that the story is typical 'daddy'/daughter drivel popular at that time. There was a lot of critics of BSI immediately, your mind just blocked them out because you were a kid :^)
>Sup Forums
>weeb board
fuck off
HI, DRESDEN WOULD LIKE A WORD.
Of course the electric guitars scared away the negro. Why is this even worth mentioning?
it went south pretty quickly... UNLIKE YAHTZEE!
>Yahtzee is a pleb
ad hominem. the classic sign of someone with no arguement
>Sup Forums still cant comprehend that different people have different tastes
>Sup Forums still can't comprehend that you can find flaws in things you enjoy and that not everything has to be perfect
>Sup Forums still can't comprehend that you can enjoy someone's reviews even if you don't agree with every thing they have to say, and that people will inevitably have different opinions than yours.
I though this board having autism was a meme
Sup Forums is a weeb imageboard, you dum-dum.