Why are there no Italian games?

Why are there no Italian games?

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>what is Super Mario

Sniper Elite 4

italy isn't the richest country in the world so we don't have a bunch of whiny faggot complaining about muh women in tech and instead we have just a bunch of unemployed people crying themself to sleep everyday like me ;_;

The same reason why there aren't any middle eastern and north african games. Arabs are shit at making games.

I think they make some motorcycle racing games

meditarraneans were the original master race

They're too busy shouting at each other

we're the world's 8th economy nigger
it's just that italian bourgeois won't invest in videogames

we once had a group called the NAPS team, they made gekido on PSX

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also this amazing fighter with character such as

- a genie
- a basketball player
- ryu but a midget
- lamuh

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spaghetti!
mozarella!
pizza!

>What is pizza dude
>What is pizza express
>What is Supreme: Pizza Empire

>forgetting Death Cargo

>Italians can't make good ga-

i would buy your pizza

because italians are disgusting normies

Civilization was mostly centered around the Middle East before the greeks though.

>doesn't know Assetto Corsa

It's not like it might just be the best at what it does.

UEEEEEEEEEE WHAT DO YOU MEAN CUMPA'

Check out Blue Volta, faggots.

We may not have organized crime investing in "legitimate business" like the slavs with The Witcher series, but italy has a relatively welle developed indie scene

MISTER FORTESKISSIMOOOOOO
TE VOIO PALLAREEEEEEEE

correct. Our current western societies are more related to the greeks and the romans rather than middle eastern societies, though

Because Italy stopped being relevant when Rome fell.

What the fuck are you talkig about?

>Why are there no Italian games?

We have CPY PORCO DIO

Wtf medievil is Italian?

Mario is from Brooklyn.

You mean games made by Italian devs or set in Italy?

For the former, two standouts are 505 Games and Ubisoft Milan. For the latter, Assassin's Creed 2 and Brotherhood.

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non bestemmiare

Italians are white you retarded memer.

Is southern Italy not white or is it just a meme?

Does anyone have that map of Europe with games placed over which country developed them? It's related to OP's topic and will expand the arguing to higher levels.

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Because Italians are shit. All talk, no balls unless they're backed by Mick, Papa Johns, Salvatore Greasehair, Luciano Fagrizzio, Mari Stromboli, Pasta Pizza and the large friend Pizza Pasta.

Part 5 is the most boring and useless. Also, NY pizza shits on Italy's pizza, it was perfected by it. At least they have players that refuse to go down, despite the fact that they are also dirty as fuck when trying to adhere to the rules. NEXT!

Anyone south of Florence is not white

t. Guy from Rome pale as an irish

Mario Mario is an Italian treasure

god dog

MANGIO LA PIZZA E SONO IL SOLO SVEGLIO

It's a meme
t. napoletano

there are hundreds of games with italian stories, if that's what you mean, other than that do your research there are several italian devs with good products.

Shadow Fighter
good times.

Everyone knows Greeks were black so Magna Graecia was a African-American colony.

Doom and Destiny is made by Italian.

Also the great Call of Salvenee

>Part 5 is the most boring and useless

IS THIS A R I F E R I M E N T O A J O J O?

guys is sabaku autistic?

>pizza from Italy
I swear their taste buds are being held hostage by national pride. When another country can pull it off better, all you can do is go "muh original" so it's a shame for them.

Are Napoletano the Argentinians of Italy?

Yes, and has a cute autistic gf

No they are the Detroit of Italy

>cute

All i can tell you is
The place is amazing,people are shit

E' RESUSCITAAATO

Assetto Corsa is good
>part 5 is boring
kys
meme,I'm literally a mozzarella, but i see lot of nigger and roaches everyday so i don't know.
probably

Ok but he still knows more pussy than me

UEEEEEEE
'O SOLE
'O MARE
'A PIZZA

Grezzo II is the italian video game.

>my pizza has to be smothered in cheese, grease, and other crap to be palatable

>All these southern posters
REEEEEEEEEEEE

that's because you still haven't started an autistic youtube series on your favorite videogame, user

Don't forget Super Botte e Bamba II: TURBO

KITAMMMUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Of all the peasant food that has ascended to fine cuisine, polenta and stew is the best

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that pizza was fine

clean' em
clean' em
clean' em in fire
oooh Vesuvio, clean' em in fire

>Mfw all i need is some shitty mobile game and an underage community of autistic screechers

It doesn't have to be smothered, but when it is it beats out the original somehow? Now that's a bit sad. They didn't fuck up, they just got outdone by other places. It's only pizza though, not like Italians have to lose their shit if the personification of fact went straight to their faces and told them its inferior. They have other cooking accomplishments that should actually be taken in pride. Like lobster fra diavolo for example.

We can't even keep our dressing, culinary, fashion, shoes, wine, car industries in a stable manner. All factories are overseas and/or sold to chinks.
We are under zero when it comes to entertainment, it's a shame considering that we were the best at cinema too, one time not too far back.

>NY pizza shits on Italy's pizza
Tell us something we don't know. At least half of our dish reputation have more important plates than fucking pizza.

Don't you have polenta to eat you faccia e uallr

>video games

That's because we're too busy creating art and culture unlike you stupid retards with your SJW homosex simulators

not even shitposting, but there's a reason if american variants to their food are seen as abominations by every country, not only italy

who was in the wrong here?

Italian as in set in Italy?
There's plenty

Italian as made by teams with Italians in relevant positions?
There's plenty

Italian as in made by Italian companies or Italy based sw devs?
There's very few. Underdeveloped sector here, has been for a while (like IT in general). This in turn led to many talents going to work outside Italy, leaving the skilled manpower pool even slimmer, and so on.
There are few notable exceptions, mostly in racing games or in adventures.
Kunos (Assetto Corsa), Milestone (MotoGp), Artematica (a ton of old adventures) are probably the most famous.
The Indie scene is quite active, and aside the usual shitload of crappy rpgmaker games and pixel art platformers or souls like, there is again a decent focus on adventure games and shooters.
There used to be two great international game publisher based in Italy, now only one survived (505 Games)

Yes, but at least you guys are absolutely on point when it comes to fashion. Shame you are all so short, from the north to the south. A little funny whenever the tourist girls keep on making jokes about it, but still; you fuckers have fashion and food on point.

We need a fresh looking strombolli manlet to represent in a baller cooking game.

Middle Italy best Italy

il dietologo

>creating art and culture

rotflmao MA DOVE XD

Far whiter than, say, Alabama, California or New Mexico.

Well yeah, they'll call it abominations. It's half "Fuck you what have you done" and half "Fuck you, at least we created it". Like chocolate being one of the worst offenders of the former.

could be worse

Because games don't just require good design, but also good engineering.

See Italian cars. Beautiful, but they fall apart before you exit your driveway.

How accurate is this image?

Rome still hasn't stopped sinking in shit tho

Lamborghini (or the Alfa Romeo of the golden age, before FIAT) would like to have a word with you.

Why is that? Shit economy? Tech is underappreciated?

Fake as fuck,probably made by some northfaggot

Not accurate.
Italians are much more linked to the family than the rest of the world, that's true, but the birthrate problem is due to shitty economy, lack of money and working stability, skyrocketing house prices.

50% accurate
>still live at home but still fuck beautiful "Alessandra" everyday.

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That's anywhere now minus the forza italia. People had balls (and life was a little bit easier) in the earlier days so most guys could pick up any girl they wanted, go out of the house, work hard and earn their keep. You need an advantage now.

>the eternal city
>invaded by rats

Oh sorry, wrong pic.

ANDATEVEACASAVOSTRAH

It's true that people stay at their parents' home for longer
It's true that stable couples supposedly take longer to form and consolidate into a new family
Alessandra is not such a common name
Italian women aren't exactly cutely reserved
Women take longer to turn into ugly fucks
None really wears shirts of their national team, at best it's regional

i can confirm this is 100% true

don't bring pineapple when talking about pizza with an italian, he will choke you on death

Video games are for Fanooks

Arabs are not white, Luigi Al-Moretti.

My Panda its fine

worse: roaches

you can literally smell in which parts of the city they live

What's a roach in this context?