How come you keep letting your dick make you buy Bad games?

How come you keep letting your dick make you buy Bad games?

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I've played all of these games and Lollipop Chainsaw's the only actual bad one. Entertaining story but the combat is just ass.

I don't. I'm in full control.

>catherine
>bad

When I buy a game with my dick I am rarely disappointed.
When I buy a game with my head I am often disappointed.

I have more than enough money to afford a shitty game every now and then, kid.

Lollipop Chainsaw, Nier 2 and Catherine are good games. The rest of those games are shovelware.

Sorry sexuality offends your Christian Puritan values.

This. Let your dick take the lead, and you have a 5/6 chance of playing a good game. I'll take those odds.

2 of these are good. Nier and catherine. The rest are garbage and the only people who buy them are weebs and Sup Forumsirgins

I'd argue SKVS and DOAX3 are worse

You put some effort in your dumb bait this time so I'll let you have your (You). However I'm sorry, "Nier Automata is bad" will never become a meme. That game is genuinely glorious and I'm sorry that your weirdo christian parents told you you're not allowed to buy it.

Out of the things you listed, only bad ones are DOAX and Oneechanbara, and out of those DOAX is only bad as a game (when it really should be judged more as a softcore Honey Select) and Oneechanbara is fun dumb and costs like twenty bucks so it gets a pass.

Automata is definitely a good game, however, people who have it as their first Taro game overhype it. The cast is objectively one of the worst he's written. Automata is a simply amazing narrative idea but Taro struggled to bring it together as well as he could have.

But lewd girls in vidya is for my heart and brain, not my dick.

Don't know. Figured our Dicks helped us survive these last 200 thousand years ago species, it probably has the ability to pick stimulating games. Who are we you argue with nature?

Hey fuck off Cathering was good.

>The cast is objectively one of the worst he's written

I'm sick of this meme

Drakengard 3 was dogshit with half of the MC's backstory in a shitty novel, people love to pretend that shit didn't have a garbage cast

usually fap a bit before I buy a game. if I still want the game 5 minutes later I usually either get it or put it on a list or something.

I'm weak. Also Nier Automata I only want to play for the music.

The only bad games in this list is Senran and DOA.

Lollipop is the least worse nu-Suda game
Nier is a masterpiece
Katerine is a a masterpiece (and was at EVO)
Oneechanbara is cuhrayzee

Just buy the OST then.

Automata is completely fucking average by action game standards and the only reason it's getting so much praise is because of the thicc robot and dumb otaku thinking they're playing something challenging for once. Going by the six posted, I'd rank it accordingly:

1. Neir: A
2. Oneechanbara
3. Lollipop
4. SKSV

The other two aren't even in a similar category, so I won't bother ranking them, but I'd say Catherine is easily the best of the bunch by MILES with DOAX3 being a very shit volleyball game all the way at the bottom.

Lolipop Chainsaw a bad game.

kek

why are these threads getting so common, it's boring

Catherine PS4 version when?

But I might as well play the game too, while I'm at it.
It's not like Nier 1 was an amazing game either, but playing through it and hearing the tracks where they play was really pleasing.

I i fell for Catherine meme. Never again.

Sucks because we don't even get the really debaucherous games here in the states. Our dicks are missing out.

>Nier and Catherine
>bad games

I heard this game was so dogshit not even the japs like it so who cares?

Yes, weebshitter.

>catherine
>bad
I'm still playing it to this day, it's that addictive. Definately not a bad game but you can have the rest.

Low level shitposting and easy (You)s

Really, you have to blame the people taking the bait.

Weird, I heard some japs did like it.

my dick never disapoints me, so fuck you.
i have all of the other in that list i only dislike onechambara but MP value is gr8 m8

I dont own any of these. or any consoles for that matter.

I'm sorry for your shit taste. Maybe one day you'll learn to enjoy genuinely great games.

I have never bought a game based on an attractive girl in it, do people seriously do that?

besides that, are you mentally challenged or do you actually think Catherine and Nier Rigatoni are bad?

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Nah, I let my dick make me get Good games

>Catherine
Its overhyped. Just a visual novel with insertion of puzzle levels just so it can be called a videogame.

It's not even the only good games on this list. Peoples who buy shit solely for a cute girls are retarded, but those who hate on shit or assume it's bad from the cover alone are JUST AS BAD.

the only bad game I see there is onechanbara, DoAX3 doesn't lie about what it is and the rest are all fun, good games.

Lollipop Chainsaw was just completely average

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Onee is a hell of a lot better than Senran.

>Implying I bought NieR on the premise of my dick liking 2B
No dumbass I liked the first NieR and the rest of the series alot. I don't like 2B anyway even after getting ending E. Okay titty ninjas I bought because I liked SV and my dick.

>Catherine on the list

I've never played the others but Catherine is actually good.

>I have never bought a game based on an attractive girl in it, do people seriously do that?

I honestly think this is just a meme. I'll admit I'll LOOK INTO a game with an interesting cast etc, but to buy one based just on that is pretty stupid.

Didn't buy a single one of those games, and I'm a buyfag. ;\

>visual novel
Not even trying, are you?

Because it doesn't constantly shove ass up your face. Instead you get puzzles shoved up your ass.

good thing theres no foot fetish themed video games or my dick would buy them all

>Onee is a hell of a lot better than Senran.

What no it's not I played it and literally all you have to do is walk around and keep pressing the attack button to win. It was so mindless I had to delete it. Senran Kagura actually has difficulty and you will die many times before coming up with the right strategy to win, and even then you won't be necessarily able to pull it off immediately.

>Senran Kagura actually has difficulty and you will die many times before coming up with the right strategy to win, and even then you won't be necessarily able to pull it off immediately.

PFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOOOOOOODDDDDDD!!!

Senran games are fucking dogshit guilty pleasure button mashers to the extreme. Oneechanbara isn't triple A material, but they fucking blow Senran games out of the water. You actually need to time your combos unlike Shitran.

Estival Versus and Catherine are great.

>t. guy who played SK on easy or normal or never played it all

Sorry I actually played both games. One I would die if I just walked up and tapped attack, one I won doing it.

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on the bright side, they've made me browse Sup Forums significantly less than usual.

also reminder that these shit threads weren't nearly as prevelant until the pc version was released.
rly maeks one think....

it's almost like PC beggars don't have anything worth playing and hype up console ports regardless of quality or something...

NieR:Automata is godtier game, die from cancer faggot.

God Bless Yoko Taro.