Fuck boys, how do I make the mate on G2 work???

Fuck boys, how do I make the mate on G2 work???

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shake the board

Give him dental insurance.

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Like this

triple cap on D5 and then G2

Just take the pawn at d5. then take the pawn at h3 with your queen

Summon Blue-Eyes White Dragon

After pawn takes, bishop F5 pins my queen.

I swear this guy cheats against me, he claims to be a casual player but the engine says he made no mistakes

You don't have it yet. he's pushing to G4 next. Assuming your are black that is. You lost.

but then the bishop puts his king in check and he has to sacrifice his rook to save his queen.

I just can't into chess? How do

>BAZINGA

It's a really dumb game.

You make one misplay and you literally can't win from there on, and a misplay can be something as simple as moving a pawn.

Those are some funny looking chess pieces.

>Cheating
>At chess

>can't make a mistake
Why is that dumb?

Computers can calculate 30 moves ahead in seconds. Just play with cheats enabled and you will draw every game at worst.

>exd5
>bf5
>rxf5
>nxf5
That seems like a really bad exchange for black.

Hi, this is Mato

In this thread, I will make a post where, you will read this, in my voice!

How would you continue hm?

>be black
>already lost
feels bad. Resign at this point.

am i supposed to know who this is?

Compare it to a fighting game. If you make a mistake, you lose some health but you can still come back and win by playing well.
In chess, if you make a mistake, you've already lost or can draw at best.

there are plenty of touch-of-death fighting games.

of course you know what the answer is then, right?

could chess be a modern allegory to the plight of the african "negro" american?

R6d e2 e9 bx9f+!

Chess
>play better than your opponent
>win

Fighting games
>play better than your opponent
>get hit by random super
>lose

>"random" super

what kind of game are you playing that supers are random and getting hit by one isn't 100% your fault?

there are no 50/50 in chess. Fighting games are about reading your opponents and making educated guesses. You have to guess. And if you guess wrong you lose. Chess is pure skill.

the only people making guesses in fighting games are low level scrubs that barely understand the mechanics.

50/50s are built into the game.

>Compare it to a fighting game.
>make mistake
>lose some health
>can't hit your opponent and so lose the match

>make mistake
>lose some health
>get hit as often as opponent, but because you've already eaten one combo, end up losing the match

Yeah, totally different.

Youre down a major piece. Why haven't you resigned yet.

just punch the layout into a chess engine, set the difficulty to max, and see what the computer does in your position

>fighting games are better because they're easier

>Queen to G7
>White captures pawn on E6, check
>Move King to C7
>?
>Rook captures pawn at G2
>Knight captures Rook at G2
>Queen Captures Knight at G2
>Checkmate

That
>?
is pawn to G4