ITT vidya characters who are almost definitely virgins.
ITT vidya characters who are almost definitely virgins
Liam Diaz
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Joseph Hall
Though he probably won't be after the game's events.
Brayden Cox
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Lucas Evans
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Luke Edwards
protags are nearly devoid of romance in the damn game
except for the witty screencaps of wright and edgeworth
Oliver Jones
c'mon son
Parker Myers
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Noah Gray
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Jack Long
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Jack Gutierrez
>Kiryu
>Virgin
Nigga he fuck at least 5 females on each game.
Lucas Gutierrez
Is Kazuma an autist/sperg?
Carson Kelly
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Juan Ross
>implying he didn't have sexual relations with Maya at one point
Wyatt Miller
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Joshua Parker
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Nathan Long
dude, he's like, 7
Luke Wilson
I wasn't just referring to him in Smash, I meant more the villager in AC. Also since when did 7 year olds live on their own?
Cameron Johnson
He's got Isabelle plus he's the mayor
Brody James
>tfw can't recommend it to your friends
Ian Richardson
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Owen Harris
kiryu is probably drowning in pussy
Josiah Rogers
Mah boi must get all kinds of puse
Blake Thompson
>lawyer
>virgin
In what universe?
Jeremiah Green
>tfw your younger brother loses their virginity before you do
Why continue living.
Charles Harris
And by extension Lana, there is no fucking way she would settle for anything less then (a) Link.
Of course they might get into Selfcest Masturbation out of pure frustration following Legends, but does that even count?
Ian Cox
Then hes probably a virgin stupid head
Caleb Baker
Pure goddess
Colton Smith
>tfw your younger brother is an even bigger autist than you
It's something. . .
Benjamin King
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Landon Rodriguez
i lost my virginity long before my older brother, but that just motivated him to go get laid himself.
Logan Thompson
He fucked Iris and Maya at least.
Thomas Nelson
No
Jose Powell
Your mii
Jaxson Harris
Iris only stepped on his balls and jerked him off with her toes
Maya and him were purely platonic
Brayden Nelson
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Kayden Sullivan
game?
Camden Cook
>implying
Brandon Carter
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Carson Hughes
OBJECTION
Juan Miller
You claim Mr Wright has lost his virginity
But such a claim is worthless without evidence
Jose Myers
>You will never get to fuck older Maya or Pearl
David Clark
exhentai.org
it's the funniest fucking thing
Luis Taylor
Eve did invite him to play.
They mentioned genitals in the same conversation too.
Josiah Davis
I am 100% sure nothing happened with Meryl
Jaxson Peterson
I know that feel bro. I almost once did, to a student friend who talked about prisma ilya with me. But I chikened out.
Jeremiah Green
>student friend
STOP
YOU REALLY GOTTA STOP
Nicholas Barnes
game?? (please)
Dylan Hall
>the biggest slut in arabia
>virgin
wew
Chase Russell
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Jacob Howard
>implying
Ryder Diaz
Kiryu has been raped by trannies atleast twice, you faggot.
John Morris
what about Otacon
Christian Robinson
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Levi Young
Naomi happened
Angel Bailey
>"with the ability to reproduce conveniently engineered out!"
By that extension the other snakes haven't seen much action either.
Anthony Stewart
It's Bernd and the Mystery of Unteralterbach. Enjoy
Ryder Butler
Not an excuse
Aiden Murphy
>eats pizza
>doesn't take anything seriously
>acts autistic around women
>wants to fuck (a demon that looks like) his mom
Dante is /ourguy/
Camden Fisher
Ma boi
Gavin Martin
That means sterility, it's not like they're junkless.
Elijah Walker
>hangs out with Phoenix all the time while Maya is forever alone in the village
>starts dressing more like Maya, has some of her animations now too
>Mia prefers Pearl's body too
>channels Mia, who blows Phoenix regularly
>subconsciously gets addicted to his cum
>always feels good around him
>mfw Phoenix made Pearl into the perfect cocksock by using Mia's spirit
Mason Wood
No bitch wants a limp dick nigga.
Noah Scott
>Bernd and the Mystery of Unteralterbach
oh no
Grayson Fisher
Pretty much every Link.
Sebastian Reyes
Delete this.
Anthony Long
Plus autistic.
Jackson Young
That's impotence.
Michael Peterson
the dream is death
William Collins
you're still a sick fuck
Nolan Hernandez
Go back
Joshua Martin
>doesn't get it
I think you're the tourist here
Colton Perez
Anal doesn't count so he's still technically a virgin