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>tank complains about being bored
>dps tells him use dps stance and pull more
>tank goes batshit in the chat and leaves party

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>Those faces
Are those the only options for whatever they are? Because Jesus Christ.

No, they're the defaults which are all terrible.

the fuck is with your UI size

Those are the 4 faces of au ra girls yeah. They all suck so bad. Actually my only beef with ffxiv is there is only like 1 or 2 bearable faces for each race/gender imo. Just like FFXI I feel like everyone in FFXIV looks the same.

That's the default UI size for character creation, it's at its minimum size ingame

Face 1 and 3 look good if you don't use the default settings.

I like 4.

9th for cats

4 looks like a bug alien.

>have XIV threads all filtered
>somehow they keep popping up

Nigga what the fuck.

Every time I see these threads I get PTSD being reminded how I played this shitty game for 3 months and it was the worst MMO I've ever experienced (even worse than korean f2ps).

Thanks for triggering me you faggots

I for one welcome our new insect overlords

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Fuck you it's cute

Only if you find creepy insectoid aliens cute.

Shouldn't have played it before the remake then.

Be happy you're not retarded like me and didn't buy the game twice.

Only Face 3's and sometimes Face 1's are cute. Face 2 belongs in Fish bowls, and Face 4's deserve to be exterminated on sight with bug spray.

>Fuck you it's cute
This is what waifufags actually believe.

t. Tohsaka' Rin'

>Every "Tohsaka Rin" is face 4 Au'Ra
What did they mean by this?

Tsundere fags have shit taste, that's what they mean

Tsundere and angry bitch aren't the same thing

They aren't, angry bitches don't necessarily love you; one that does is a tsundere though.

I hope her theme has Koji and Soken rapping in Hindi

I really hope they move on from the containment bay arenas. This pictures just screams Sophia and I hate that arena.

But they are!.

They will. The Warring Triad is over

Midlanders

Unfortunately they have the same problem as dragonsluts, only one or two faces look good and the defaults are all ugly. They aren't as ugly if you make a bad midlander though.

>people say that XIV is alive and popular
>little to no doujins and very few fanart stuff compared to actually popular titles
>all XIV really have is donut art and futa donut porn from overpriced commissions
explain this, xivfags

More money to be made by getting paid to draw Donut Steels and Lizard Futa (which seems to be every lizard picture), so guess what every artist jumped on.

Or, if you're on pixiv, drawing lewd Alphinaud art is all the rage these days

Kingdom Hearts is stupidly popular and has very little non-yaoi porn, and not even that much yaoi all things considered

Nier 2 has a ton of porn and is a niche game

Many other FF games don't have all that much more porn than FFXIV

Popularity does not grant a game more porn. Artists will either draw porn of what they like or they'll draw porn of boatsluts/granblue since those are the most popular hentai doujins right now.

why are 1 and 4 the only decent looking lizard faces

>why are 1 and 4 the only decent looking lizard faces
Trick question. There are no decent lizard faces.

4 is the ugliest face by a significant amount though?

Yes, and?

every race only has 1 or 2 good looking faces

show me some good looking 1/2/3 faces then,i usually just see people running about with 1/4

Right here People run around with 4 because they think it looks tsundere, even though it's the ugliest face. 2 is pretty common too in spite of looking like a fish.

>he doesn't roleplay as a witch hunter in the name of Halone

>go chec the official forums for the first time ever
>see a wedding hook up thread

im i dont die from laughter im going to end up dying from constant disappointment


personally i like 4 cause it looks kind of serious but serious looking women are my thing so im very biased but i guess ill pay attention to other faces

What could stormblood do to make your main even more best than it is?

>MCH
>not using the cowboy outfit
Typical from a knife-eared tree-fucker.

move that summons shadow clones for nin that do whatever you do for half potency

You go play in your gay stripper cowboy outfit.

>say there are no good lizard faces
>"show me some good looking 1/2/3 faces then"
wat

i said every races has one or two good looking faces in my opinion,but im always open to be proven wrong

But why would you link a post that says there are no good lizard faces and then go "Well show me some good ones then!"

The reply doesn't make sense.

post diadem matron guide pls

how can you possibly need a guide for that

This thread is full of lizardshitters.

They'd need a guide to find a Mr Happy guide.

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>Tons of people run around as a Xaela au ra with face 4 even though they look like they have a beard

I actually have more respect for people who make a cute au ra because there are so many ugly ones, same with Elezen.

Cats on the other hand, I have no idea how people fuck up but some people manage to do it.

Some clock sites prolly have node rotations already up

I've been playing this game on and off for three years. It's really sad to see them squandering all possible potential and making every activity as boring as possible. Their only strong suit are really cool boss battles, and they continuously neuter even them to appeal to the absolutely braindead userbase. It becomes increasingly evident that ARR was just a stroke of luck when you hear devs do stupid shit now like how the new waymarks are gonna be A' B' C' rather than DEF or when the main honcho Austin Powers doesn't know how important the Weapon Damage stat is in this game.

Name one reason Stormblood isn't gonna be a waste of everyone's time and money and have a cat girl in return.

>I have no idea how people fuck up but some people manage to do it.
They pick Keeper of the Moon.

It's not impossible to make a good one, but fuck me are most of them actually ugly.

t. tia

give me 2 guns and allow me to shoot while running again

For the locations of unspoiled nodes, if you're not next to it when it spawns you won't have time to get there.

Everyone in this fucking game, au ra or keeper cat, seems to think grey/bright white/jaundice is an excellent skin color choice.

keepers > seekers

took me like 30s to find with google

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>introduce Khloe to make old content relevant again
>add enough options so certain content like 24-man can be ignored because there are faster alternatives in both queue and run time
GENIUS!

I'll never understand it either. It looks fucking gross.

>dps believing they are relevant at all
Tanks and healers literally do all the work, unless they are shit, dps are fucking button mashing retards that believe they have any impact

Explain.

Tell 'em brotha

I've played the game since 1.0 and am honestly surprised with how fast they were able to squander the potential they had going into 3.0. There were signs of things to come in ARR, but I guess myself and most others were willing to chalk it up to playing it safe for the remake.

Turns out the devs are really just retarded.

You can already shoot while running whenever you want ya little shit

>avatarfagging and lewdposting on Sup Forums thread
well it was fun while it lasted, have fun in /vg/ lite

The reason is that only imbeciles play MMOs.

But there is no avatarfags?

And depending on what you mean by lewdposting, that's normal for these threads.

Holy shit is there a decent git gud DRK guide out there? This class feels like it's made out of fucking paper. Do I spam my edgy vampire powers to stay alive or what?

It has the same mitigation potential as PLD and more, I don't know why you'd have an issue feeling fragile.
Is it your first tank or something?

I didn't really think that needed explanation...

If you pick yellow, or bright white, or zombie grey (or any grey) as the skin tone your character looks like shit. Throw any shade of blue in there too.

>tanks
>work

tankfriends say the darndest things

>play roe
>have to choose between zombie grey/blue and stupid dognose
still worth it

Best way to grind crystal sands?

>80% of the thread is cosmetic waifu shit
We need a break, were so close to /xiv/ at this point.

these threads are awful

I read it wrong then.
Im boring anyways i always pick some shade of brown.

dont post too much, bros
take a break

That's literally xiv though, 80% cosmetics and cute girls.

What sets us apart from /xivg/ is the fact that we try to talk about the game while enjoying these things and not act like gigantic faggots.

>We need a break, were so close to /xiv/ at this point.
Pretty much.

When there's nothing relevant to discuss (and even then) it quickly descends into lizard/cat/midlander bland waifu shitposting.

>and not act like gigantic faggots
You clearly haven't read most of the threads for the past few weeks.

All it takes is a single tab over into /xivg/ to see how wrong you are, senpai.

>He says as he unironically posts Khloe
Go back to your containment board

3 has great potential. 4 looks like an angry rice farmer and 2 looks like a crossbreed nigger-fish.

3 a best.

You melting isn't something a guide is gonna help with, it's either an issue with the rest of your party (very slow dps or a bad healer), your gear not being updated if you're still leveling, or poor/nonexistent cooldown usage on your part. If it's the last one, read your tooltips and put a little thought into how damage flows during a dungeon pull. Dont save CDs "just in case" in dungeons, you need to rotate through them constantly. You're not going to die in the first minute of the next boss fight if shadow wall is on CD.

If you want to post your toon please head over /xivg/ were you belong

All we are missing is selfies

We're not at /vg/ levels of faggotry yet, but most of this thread is just lizards bickering over which of their equally shit faces is the best.

We're getting closer with each thread.

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Discuss anything of this that isn't about PLD for once.

Give me more than 2 AOE and one more AOE that does DAMAGE. Give me an AOE damaging aura effect on cooldown or something.

Or let me end a combo with an AOE holy shit

>in the old days of mmos(except for cancer shit like wow)
>be tank
>auto attack, taunt every 20 seconds
>spend the rest of your time tabbed, reading, chatting, doing whatever
>nu-mmos
>HURR DUR U GOTA DO THIS SPECIFIC ROTATIONS 500APM FOR MAXIMUM THREAT AND DPS, AND AVOID THIS 5000 FIRE ON FLOOR MECHANICS AND LET THIS OFTANK TAKE UR SHIT OFF BLAHBLAHBLHA


fucking millenials

And what's the problem?.
Is not like there is too much to discuss.
I for one want to know how does a kid lizard looks like.

The shittiness of chargen in this game has always been a prevalent topic. PS3 limitations and all.

The former sounds boring as fuck dude.

>implying anything negative about miqittens
>ever

Eat a bag of dicks, user.

>you have to play the video game
I know right?