LOZ BOTW

Reminder that Mipha is best girl.

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generic submissive anime waifubait shit

Wow such nice buzzwords.
You learned well from Sup Forums

Wanna fight about it user?

I'm Phil and I don't take any fucking shit. If you want to give me a shit, fuck you, and fuck off because I'm not going to take it. I'm well-built and territorial, and I don't fuck around.

My cock is 16 inches long. Once I fucked this guy's mother, and she said it felt like being punched in the crotch by a boxer wearing an oven glove. I think that having sex with me is probably a lot like that. When I was finished with her they could only identify her by her dental records, and when they came to arrest me I answered the door without any trousers on. The arresting officer was a woman, and she took one look at my fucking massive gear and chiselled thighs, and said that I was innocent of all charges, but guilty of sexy crimes in the first degree.

After I'd spurted in her foaming gash, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and told me that having sex with me was the most fulfilling experience she'd ever had, and that she knew nothing else in her life would ever measure up. She then shot herself in the head. My wang is like hot water bottle filled with sausages. I am hot, hard and foaming.

I pump iron and sit outside with my giant dong hanging out of my underpants. I rub suntan lotion into the shaft with one hand.

My dong is like Arnold Schwarzengegger's arm making a fist. I fuck like a machine. Not just any machine either, a machine sent from the future, built by aliens to fuck planets. Once I was using a disabled toilet because the other cubicles weren't big enough for me to take my gear, and I forgot to lock the door. I was pissing and flushing the toilet at the same time, because when I piss it comes out so fast and so hard that if I don't flush while I'm pissing, the bowl overflows. A man in a wheelchair came in and saw me holding my cock with both hands, trousers around my ankles, spraying, and the sight of my buttocks and cock was enough to make him stand up from his chair for the first time ever. The man's name was Professor Stephen Hawking.

Meet me in da bafroom so we can square up.

Nah, Paya is best girl..

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Get out.

too bad she has such a shitty (english) voice actress

Her english voice is honestly the hottest. Weebs begone.

This. Fuck you weebs.

>vg

I wouldn't mind if she weren't enunciating everything in the most unnatural way and if she could only put some emotion in.

I don't actually know if the other language voices are better or worse in BotW, I just know that Mipha's was appalling.

Sorry but Zelda is best girl, not Mipha.

So every girl in the game that isn't a Gerudo? No wonder they are the best race. Pic very related.

Link is best girl.

I just can't get past how shitty her voice is. it ruined the character for me. zelda too.

Always thought and were the same thing.

CD-I voices will always be GOAT.

GOLLY

user pls.

Yiff in hell furfag.

The sooner you accept it the better

That's a weird way to spell Paya

Gap

THICC

Doujins when?

Also who keeps making Zelda the love interest in these games when ever non-Zelda love interest is a million times better?

There is literally nothing wrong with being a furry.

The japanase one is not especially good either but that don't means the english one was good.

That's literaly not furry when japanases do it, not the same aesthetics at all and not the same fanbase at all.
Furries are wrong because furry art is autistic and only attract autists.

No.

Mipha will never win the Linkbowl

feels good

Mipha never stood a chance, it's mostly because Zora women are hairless down there, they don't even have a set of small fins.

Also, Link is in love with Blue Rupee senpai.

i want Link to impregnate me

but hairless down therer is a plus

Then get to it Zelda, the royal family won't rebuild itself

Mipha is a good girl.
Fuck you.

>he didn't buy all of the monster masks from Kilton

where these old niggas coming from?

>doesn't have fur
>furry

Many thanks, that turtleneck top Paya has is driving me nuts

FISH
PUSSY

Translation please

The absolute madman

I wish Zelda had gerudo hips and thighs.

>Purua: So now you're living in a house you bought in Hateno village?
>How is it? Your new life

>Zelda: I've been raising flowers in the flowerbed, growing apples in the garden and making apple pie!
>Purua: This isn't the time for indulging in a leisurely country life, there's something else you have to do
>Zelda: Something else?
>Purua: Like babymaking
>mufu~
>There's no way you can let the royal bloodline die out
>Zelda: Baby...?!
>Purua: Princess Zelda has child-bearing hips (lit. "a good butt for easy childbirth") so she can birth quite a lot you know~
>Zelda: Kya! Please stop Purua!
>Link: child-bearing hips... *stare*
>Purua: With that in mind, do your best, hero!
>Link: I'll do my best!!
>Zelda: You normally don't speak a word so why do you properly respond only at a time like this!

>Zelda
>child-bearing hips
Well it's a nice fanfiction I guess.

>>>

As I said, it's more referring to her backside/butt, but yeah.

Her having anything other than an average butt is fanfiction too.

Breath of the Wild is fanfiction?

I want to make a baby with Kass' wife and leave it so Kass would have no other choice but to raise it.

Joke's on you Kass doesn't raise his children anyway

He wouldn't mind if he would get additional beak in the family then

>tfw wore red Zora suit in final battle to protest forced Zelda shipping

am I autistic?

>average ass at best
>bends over as far as she can
>OMG IT'S SO HUGE LOOK AT HOW HUGE IT IS SEE ZELDA ISN'T UGLY SHE'S HOT SEE!

She's dead and gone, let it go

>am I autistic?

You post on Sup Forums

Rekt

No, loyal fishwife deserves loyalty in turn.

This

The best kind of pussy.

if she was truly loyal than she would want for you to get some sweet ass.
she would want for you to be able to have what she can no longer provide herself.

>if she was truly loyal than she would want for you to get some sweet ass.
But then you squander that and get Browda.

>putting dye all over the suit your fish waifu painstakingly handmade for you

not autistic enough I guess

so what is the best looking green tunic in the game ? And why is the twilight tunic

Best beast order?

probably start small with dogs, then work your way up to horses

I had my heart set on birds, but they're too hard to catch.

>tfw best girl loses
>again

There's nothing NSFW with this image. It's just your imagination

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GUYS GUYS GUYS

YOU CAN GET ALL THE AMIIBO ITEMS WITHOUT BUYING AMIIBOS

You need homebrew on your Wii U and a program called "BotW Trainer". My nipples are so hard rn

when the artist hasn't been doing any gesture drawings

looks fucking retarded

Just buy a NFC spoofer and you'll have all the amiibos to use in every single game on every single Nintendo system

Or an Android phone and some ntags.

I just beat Elephant as my first recently. She's utter shit, literally every ofher Zora is better than her. Bitch would say empty jargin for minutes and is just "nice girl" the character. I hope Link strung her along.

Eh, I've never had the urge to buy or use an Amiibo before this game.

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t. Zelda

>Kass wants you to fuck Zelda
>Impa wants you to fuck Zelda
>The King wants you to fuck Zelda
>Paya wants you to fuck Zelda
>Urbosa wants you to fuck Zelda
>The Deku Tree wants you to fuck Zelda
>Zelda wants you to fuck Zelda
>Even Mipha wants you to fuck Zelda

You just can't run away from destiny

Fuck destiny

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I'm sorry but she is nothing compared to Ruto.

She's not bad, but Ruto is so much better

How to make BoTW better after you realize that durability is just a pointless meme that only serves to make you press right on the d-pad every 2 seconds and switch your equipment:

NOTE: this is for based Wii U bulls only. Switchcucks need not apply

You will need Wii U homebrew such as mocha or haxchi, but keep in mind wii u softmodding takes literally 5 minutes to set up.

1. Download TCPGecko onto your Wii U SD card and google "BOTW Trainer v3.6.2"
2. After loading your CFW of choice, load up TCPGecko with codehandler from the homebrew channel
3. Enter in your Wii U's IP into the trainer
4. Load up your inventory into the trainer and edit your weapon of preference's "Item Value" attribute to 6553500
5. Give yourself whatever amiibo exclusive armor you want to while you're here if you aren't a dollcuck but want the sick fierce deity armor
6. Enjoy playing without the "IT'S FUN SCROLLING THROUGH THE WEAPON MENU EVERY 2 SECONDS" meme

Based
Now we need someone with photoshop

>I'm too neurotic to let go of things
Fag

TODAY'S EPISODE OF HOARDERS

For real though, this is fucking retarded and makes you value all of your weapons far less.

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I feel like this breaks the game. I used the trainer to get all the Amiibo-exclusive armors but everything else just feels too much like cheating for me to have fun with it

No. The Gerudo are literally perfect. Even the generic NPCs.

Riju is the only good Gerudo

She's fucking dead user. You can't fuck a dead fish.
Riju, on the other hand...

Personally, I think the idea of princess Zelda (OoT) getting cucked by a Gerudo is incredibly hot.
A rich, educated and proper princess losing against a savage warrior woman.

Riju is perfect. Mipha's only flaws are her horrible legs

I want to fuck a Dolphin.

Most satisfying thing in the game:

shoot at a big swarm of keese with a bomb arrow, and watch them all die

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