Grove Street

Grove Street

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>Giant fountain in the middle of a shitty cul-de-sac
Sure

Atleast it was before Rockstar fucked up.

CJ had to do something with all those money

At least it was before that modder fucked everything up

pc version is shit

It's one of the few cases in videogames where mods are actually able to fix it
Just download Silent's Patch and SkyGFX and it becomes better than the console version

vice city was better

At least it wuz before they gentrified everythang up.

I GOT TWO TICKETS TO PARADISE

There's always that one guy

>There's always that one busta
Fixed that for you.

It's at least a more convincing portrait of a nigger hive.

LOUISIANA WOMAN , MISSISSIPPI MAN

if Ryder was Easy-E who was OG loc?

>I'LL HAVE

>played this game
>too many niggers
How to fix this?

your dad

Run them over

There are a few mods that make CJ white though he maintains niglips

replace them with anime girls

Not having autism is the best way

Welp. Now I need to replay sa again.

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>He didn't play as Joseph

Recommend me some songs that would fit Radio X
I'm trying to make playlists of music from this game and I want to add more shit to them

is this a gta reference

>niggers in GTA are more likable than the ones IRL

How can this be senpai? I'm not racist

It's not real

You're put in their shoes and slowly begin to relate to them. Next thing you know your listening to Ice Cube and calling your friends busta ass niggas.

Weird. I thought race was only skin colour ;^)

NOW AMOS MOSES WAS A CAJUN

HE LIVED BY HISSELF IN THE SWAMP

Don't be a triggered baby about black people?

THAT'S JOTARO YOU IGNORAMUS.

>Stoplight in a cul-de-sac

Joseph is also in the image

Detroit Rock City - Kiss
Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin
Prince of Darkness - Alice Cooper
Youth Gone Wild - Skid Row
Talk Dirty to Me - Poison
Paranoid - Black Sabbath
Highway to Hell - AC/DC
The Fire Still Burns - Twisted Sister

Because the niggers in GTA were written by white men so it's impossible for them to not try and find some way to make them empathetic. Were they written by niggers nobody would play the game.

I'm not white

Too K-DST-ish

Early NiN
Some Temple Of Dog
More Faith no More, Patton and onwards obviously
More Alice In Chains

Pretty much just more of the same tbqh.

I wonder how a game that tells the player that hood life is garbage and that you can be a successfull entrepreneur as long as you can leave the hood didn't get torn apart by left-wingers.

Because the right wing was the side that was attacking it, and the left and right can't agree on anything.

>CJ returns to Los Santos, tells Sweet about all the stuff he's doing
>Sweet starts a non-stop bitchfest about how none of it matters and only the hood is important
>CJ just goes along with it and spends the rest of the game dealing with gang shit again

Can't escape the hood in anything but a box

This is the part where people should completely drop the story and act like the game is over
It's much better without the turf war bullshit anyway, and everything else is unlocked already

I pretty much consider the game done once you unlock Mad Dog's mansion.

>leaving Sweet in prison
How could you

Nigga was gonna end up back in there anyway.

I've never actually stopped there. It's just where I consider things pretty much done.

More like Groove Street

They did but they attacked it on the violence angle because they didn't know anything about the plot, Hillary Clinton for example was very against it though I could be confusing it for Manhunt.

At least it was before I funked everythang up

Don't be such a triggered cuck?

>Gook voicing his opinion

MOODS

give me your best mods for this game

What kind of mods? Do you want crazy shit or just things like graphics and gameplay improvement?

>things to do in san andreas
>silentpatch
>skygfx

GTA 3 was better.

Anything really that refines the game. I guess I don't want something that totally converts the game, but just add a few things here there that give nice little touches. An improved muzzle flare mod would also be very nice, they're an absolute joke, even in comparison to VC.

In the 90s and early 00s, christcucks were the chief enemy of vidya. Jack Thompson and Senator Joe Lieberman were losing their shit over satanic vedeogayems, and I still remember the triggering Hot Coffee caused.

SJWs aren't right or left, they are fundies from all sides of political spectrum.

Silent's Patch to fix glitches and fuckups caused by the shitty PC port
SkyGFX to fix more graphics glitches, it also re enables the orange filter that was in the console version but I personally don't like it, you can disable it in the config file
2DFX adds distant lights in cities and towns and makes it like pic related, it also gives you an option to increase the draw distance as much as you want, you might not want to max it though because it makes you realize how small the game world is and kills the illusion

Oh and also SkyGrad to fix the ugly ass lines in the sky

SkyGFX can also change the car reflections to match the PS2

Yeah, but CJ didn't willingly leave the hood, he Forrest Gumped his way through the game where people made decisions for him and it resulted in fortune falling in his lap.

It's the most accurate portrayal of a black person yet presented in vidya

shiiiiieeeeeeet

The whole Rust in Peace album

get the cheat menu mod which has a skin selector. you can play as a cowboy

pleb

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Mission of Burma - Academy Fight Song
Wipers - Over the Edge
Flipper - The Way of the World
Swans - Half Life
Husker Du - Pink Turns to Blue
The Replacements - Seen Your Video
Big Black - Passing Complexion
Dinosaur Jr - Tarpit
Sonic Youth - White Kross
Pixies - Something Against You
Slint - Nosferatu Man
Mercury Rev - Syringe Mouth
Nirvana - Aneurysm
The Jesus Lizard - Slave Ship
Pavement - Loretta's Scars
Nine Inch Nails - Wish

AAAND THE FOLKS AROUND SOUTH LOUISIANA

SAID AMOS WAS A HELLA OF A MANNaa

>We will never get the original trilogy with GTA 5 Graphics.

Like they weren't niggers.

>sucker punching everybody
>stealing shit from their own neighborhood
>fucking everybody just because
>MUH GANGASTAH CULTURE everywhere

They were the niggerest.

unplug yourself triggered faggot

>/r9k/
>racist
I don't get this meme.

Because you aren't dealing with their consequences. You are just enjoying being a nigger, if it wasn't fun no one would do it.

You are not getting mugged or being assaulted, you aren't the one getting sucker punched, you aren't the one just getting to deal with those horrible niglet talks.

I'm playing this shit seriously for the first time in my life and I'm impressed on how addicting and fun it is. I've played a lot of more recent copies and not one of them manage to make a world so cool and immersive while still being fun as shit to do the things in the game.

I can't believe that such an old game can be better than most of things that came after it. I would even compare it to Super Mario Bros since it's so easy and fun to get into the game.

I can still find plenty of entertainment just dicking around in SA, but as soon as I beat 4 and 5 I found myself bored as shit.

ay caesar, the yay leavin san fierro right?

The Earth is flat. That is the truth the GTA series is trying to tell you.

this, globeheads btfo

you faggots are ruining /x/ and drawing unironic flat-earthers in, quit it.

t. globehead