What do you imagine the average Sup Forums poster to look like IRL?

What do you imagine the average Sup Forums poster to look like IRL?

Probably that.

Every time I read some retarded garbage post like "2b a cute! cutre!!! I WANT TO SNIFF HER TOENAIL" or some other forced "whacky" garbage, I picture that face typing it out and grinning.

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Sup Forums is full of horny children so it would be that guy but smaller

the reflection in your monitor

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Damn...

fat and autistic about japan and everything related to it, specially the cartoons.

like this since we are all cute girls here.

>tfw average
>tfw dicklet

my boobs are bigger though

>Pale skin from lack of outside exposure
>Skinnyfat body type
>Unkept facial hair
>Has tons of unshaved pubic hair
>Bisexual

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>You will never be as tiny as Rugga

Feels good

>Bisexual
you mean desperate

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I'm not a nerdy autist who likes videogames, so i'm buff and sexy

>tfw manlet
>tfw dicklet
>tfw overweight
>plase as fuck
at least I'm hairy I guess

>hideous
>asperger's syndrome
>umemployed and living with his mother despite being in his mid-20s
>spends almost every moment of his day either platform warring on Sup Forums or obsessing over SJWs
>Nintendo and Valve fanboy
>jerks off to trannies
>likes Umaru

Is Gladium the worst person in the world?

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I mean pale

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But according to every cosplay thread every, most of the dudes here are obviously studs since they are so quick to call a legitimately attractive women ugly.

I hate to say it, but this is unbearably accurate.

Pretty accurate except neutral colours look great

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>natural 7/10 face that could probably hit the high 8s/low 9s if one just put in the effort
>3/10 hungry skeleton body
>closet primarily consists of gray/drab hoodies, blue jeans and tshirts with nondescript prints on them (because remember, if you don't have anything even remotely resembling a personality no-one can judge you)

Like normal people

Hi

I think that's more the "social anxiety walk" rather than the "virgin walk"

>closet primarily consists of gray/drab hoodies, blue jeans and tshirts
literally me ;_;

This handsome devil here.

Just be yourself, bro!

>tfw I do almost everything

I-is this really true?? How is that even possible? I am scared.

are mass effect andromeda characters leaking out of the game or something?

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>obsessed

Same thing?

>Scruffy
>Skinny
>Autistic
>Virgin (but sucked one friends dick)
>Early 20's
>Bisexual
>NEET
>Jerk off to almost anything, no matter how disgusting it is

That's me

post em big girl

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Oof. Harsh but accurate.

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hello my sandnigger friend

Its because this is how most people walk user.

to think that this tripfag said I was ugly

My sister has social anxiety and shes fucked like 20 dudes.

>>Virgin (but sucked one friends dick)
soo you wanna suck another one there chief?

Not my fault shoes are the hardest part of fashion to get right

None of those but the hair one applies to me, how do I fix that?

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Nah I got anxiety bad but I'm definitely not a virgin. The reason why people here can't find a partner isn't because of anxiety, its because they have shitty personalities to start with.

holy shit those teeth
almost as bad as the "i'll prove i didn't fuck my little sister by posting a video of me masturbating with my own shit" guy

Different rules apply to girls user, come on

>>Virgin (but sucked one friends dick)

You are literally not a virgin

>three belly buttons
Is this a normal thing in Florida?

Like me but worse.
Also, while I hate tripfags, the worst posters on the board are the ones that don't use a trip but you can still recognize them every time they post because of how obnoxious they are and how they regurgitate the same shit over and over.

I was literally an Abercrombie model in my early twenties, but I look something like this now that im 32.

i want to fuck twenty girls

oh my god that must be good

>Jerk off to almost anything, no matter how disgusting it is

I have limits

>Giving away the whole plot on the cover.
Fucking cunts.

>Virgin (but sucked one friends dick)

>tfw no friend to suck

I didn't really think blowjobs counted as losing my virginity. I'm not really sure what the technicalities are for it.

>dad asks me if I want shoes for my birthday
>"nah, I already have the three pairs I'll ever need: one pair of sneakers, one pair of boots and one pair of crocs"
>hfw

>Virgin (but sucked one friends dick)
How big was he?

- hands
- headphones
- too fast
- clothing
- long strides
The rest are true.

absolutely

>Doesn't avoid eye contact with strangers
>People think he's a weirdo

Not a sandnigger but whatsup.

Literally me

I'm not this ugly, but it's not far off.

sex need not involve penetration. A blowjob (oral SEX) is sex. You are not a virgin.

>Florida: florida

Too Florida. Abort.

Gladium is special.

Probably waiting for you to say
>oh, and a fourth, nicer pair for job interviews
but knows you never will.

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Pretty damn small actually. My friend is a crossdresser who is embarrassed about having a dick. The only reason why he let me suck it was because of my curiosity.

I once tried to fix the lack of eye contact thing and a girl berated me for staring, fuck this shit man

The fur suit kind of lightens up the mood, but this image is still depressing as fuck.

this is 95% me but it's amazing how much self confidence one can attain by simply always looking at things above the horizon level when walking.

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Relatively average, sort of awkward mannerisms.

i already have a job in IT where like two thirds of my co-workers give just as little shits about what they're wearing anyway

i'm curious too
who's interested?

>The fur suit kind of lightens up the mood

Spotted the furfag

Here I am

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This is honestly sad.

me and this guy would unironically be best friends

*unzips pants*

>finding humans attractive

What are you, gay?

HEY GUYS IT'S ME

there is literally nothing wrong with fursuiting

I look like a chairforce normie, been in 5 years

Were you two talking?
Did she just look at you once and you just didn't look away, or smile or anything?
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Source?

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A scarily average-looking guy, between 20 and 30, that acts way too normal and quietly but one can guess what the fuck is going on in their head.