Hmmm

Hmmm

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is it a dragon?

inb4 nothing

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better be a dragon dildo under that

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>literally trash
go put it in the bin

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Oh man, a cum-stained Gamecube controller.

This was totally worth a thread.

TWO cum-stained Gamecube controllers.

More packages arrived though.

>Barcode

Oh wow.

Let me guess, a cum-stained Gamecube and some cum-stained Gamecube games, with Melee most likely being among them.

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>this thread again

Moderators

This does NOT look good at all. No siree.

Why would you save these pictures and then make a new thread with them a few months later?
What was your goal?

Welp.

Let's get to it, I guess.

inb4 cum shots

I've only just finished.

Even the cables are in disgusting shape. How am I supposed to woo females with a dirty wire?

>show me your D-pad

Dried bugger?

This just won't do at all.

The party starts at 8. The females will arrive at 9-ish.

15+ years of dead skin cells and gunk.

Any autists F5-ing this thread?

Shall I continue?

might as well kiddo

As you wish.

You gonna wipe those off?

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You always were about the climax, user. Let's do the foreplay thing first this time.

>two more packages arrive

Another one?

Almost disappointed by the lack of dried cum on this one.

IN DI GO
N

D
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G
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>bugger

A ladies hair gogo?

Muh DICK.

Persona 5

I had a childhood friend named 'Bugger.' Probably because of his relationship with our local priest.

>booger

Happy now?

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This one is not too bad tbqhwyfamalam

What's in there?

Time to test the functionality.

Let's see.

Ah, yeah, this will do.

Buttons function.

But what about the analogue sticks?

Mario is satisfied. The sticks are good.

So functionality is ok.

First let's take care of those cables.

Hold on to your dicks, fellas.

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Anyone want more controller porn?

thank, mr skeltal

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kek they're so small.

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