What are some good comebacks for when some rando insults you in game?

What are some good comebacks for when some rando insults you in game?

Reporting them.

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Just ignore them you fucking baby.

Best comeback is just beating the shit out of them.

The best comeback is to ignore them. All they want is to get a reaction out of you and there's no better feeling than being mature enough to deny them that reaction and watch them go ballistic when they don't get it. Giving them some kind of witty comeback or angry reply is just giving them what they want.

But what if they're on your team?

>ur a poophead xD

,':^)

This. I was playing GTA V a while back just minding my own business doing stunts and shit when a guy tried to kill me, so I flicked passive mode on. This flicked a switch in his autism ridden brain and caused him to follow me around for an entire hour spewing endless messages and getting no replies.

It got to a point where everyone else in the game thought he was talking to himself like a retard and everyone started telling him to shut the fuck up until he eventually left or got kicked.

It's very funny seeing them eventually run out of steam but still crave a reply and resort to literal playground insults just to get some kind of response, anything at all, and having the power to not give it to them.

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Holy shit Bob, calm the fuck down.

>kill yourself in 10 minutes

massive kek

8^)

That's gay user

"quiet gimp" is my go to

0w0

stfu gay

>guy attacks me from helicopter
>trade kills for a minute or so then say in chat something like 'i'm done'
>still follows me around
>passive mode
>guy blows himself up trying to kill me by sticky bombing NPC cars
i have no reaction images on this computer

Letting them know what a stiffy they gave me.

"Kill yourself in 10 minutes"
Thanks user, I needed a good laugh before falling asleep.

Why so rude?

Just say "ok"

>accepting their terms
cuckoldry

someone called me a shit truck before, and it literally made my day

what the fuck is a shit truck

A truck that hauls shit. See; Back to the Future, "I hate manure!" scene.

Playing as badly as possible on purpose.

Wow!

u mad

Being the mvp on the match.

make like a leaf and hang from a tree

I just post a heart

"no u" never lets me down

Why can't I post in a shitposting board?