Last game you've played

>last game you've played
>you die in the game
>you die in real life

>hotline miami
shit

>Don't Starve

>Shovel Knight
Considering all the humans in there are nigh-invincible in the town, I guess I'm fine

>Prison Architect

>rimworld on easiest randy random

I'll be fine

Grim Dawn
;-;

>Paragon
Well as long as I'm only up against bots I'll manage.

>there are people ITT who haven't played Kamen Rider Chronicle with its superior graphics and immersive gameplay

How does it feel being literal casuals?

>Arkham Knight
Well, I can just hide in my tank.

>Persona 5
Time to die to some random instakill I guess

>TF2
Now i understand why people hack and hate random crits. Even with cheats and full on life preservation mode thanks to wall hack i'd have to make sure it's a stalemate at the very least or buy premium on a community server and sit in spawn.

>Mount & Blade Warband

>Bully

You can't die so I'm safe

>botw
I'm immortal every 30 minutes.

>Secret of Monkey Island

Metroid on the NES

>BotW

Guess I should stop hunting Lynels

>rune factory 4

Am I obligated to make progress or can I sit around farming

Yuuki was too good for this world.

>Mega Man

That depends on if I can still last if I just go back to the stage select.

If not, then fuck me.

You don't get to go back to the stage select. You die in stupid ways in the game, you die like that in real life.

> rocket league
I'm fi...
Oh wait, your car can explode. Better play goalie

>Nigga doesn't even Pneumatic Burst

>or buy premium on a community server and sit in spawn.
Sounds like real life to me, man

>death by slamming yourself on spikeballs

Even if it was a Wily stage, using the spikeballs everyfuckingwhere is just fake difficulty. Fuck that stage.

At least, I think it is better than getting blasted by lasers.

>furi
i trust myself not to fuck this up

>Planescape: Torment
Nice try

Not buying this game. The lone dev of the game got vaporized last month. He won't be getting a cent from the game.

>SR:HK
I'll become an OP Mage-Monk yet

I'm already (un)dead and take 0 fucking damage from arrows.

>Persona 5
If I can summon multiple personas and fuse shit I'll be fine

>Bravely second

Spam repeat battles in a undead area with Phoenix downs until max level. Become an unstoppable god.

>All those fucking jumps with spikes on the ceiling if you go too high, and a pit below if you don't jump high enough, and an enemy on the other side that knocks you back off if you don't land just right

I love megaman, but seriously fuck those games sometimes.

my negroid

>tfw you get your first city

>Persona 5
Could've been worse, I haven't gotten to play the Quake Champions beta

Implying Dan isn't playing 12D chess on Parad and wanted his game taken.

>Persona 5

So long as I keep a Dark/Light resistant Persona on at all times I should be alright.

Unless there is a difficulty spike I don't know about, like another Sleeping Table kind of situation.

>Drakengard
>Playing on easy mode

Didn't die once the entire game

Relax, there's a new dev.

Dark Souls II_.
You guys weren't kidding when you said DS3 was easier.

>not getting all the endings

Fat Dan is annoying.

Unless you count ending e boss

he'll be back

Persona 5
Fuck.

Will Dan still be bad?

>mechwarrior online
no chance of death in this version, just a busted ass mech with free repairs if you fail.

>Eu4
>As ottomans
>with poland and france allied

>SOCOM II on Captain difficulty
HELP

>Rainbow Six: Siege.

God damn this'll be a adrenaline filled 2.5 minutes.

Broken sword. Ok.

>World of Warcraft
It's fine as long as I stay in stormwind... right?

>path of exile
>hardcore
fitting i guess
im really shit at hardcore

>Danganronpa: THH
I'm playing it blind and only did the first chapter, no way am I killing anyone. Someone killing me on the other hand I dunno.

You can survive the first big drop in Majula's hole if you got 22 Vigor, Blue Crest Ring, Life Ring and strip completely naked. Then walk slowly off the ledge, not nudge or the forward momentum kills you.
I saved you 20 000 souls instead of buying a dumb ring. Good luck mate.

My first city was Yalen. I took it from the Swadians and then I joined Rhodoks who allowed me to keep it.

>Parappa

Well I can't rap for shit but outside of shitting myself outside of a gas station I think I'll be fine.

RIP Dan The Man

>Pokémon Sun
I can't die

>Destroy All Humans 2
>Co-op
>Most of our time was spent flinging cars and barrels at each other

>spectre of torment
i knew that fucking tower would kill me

>horde raids the city

Give the bear a hug user.

>Risk of Rain
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Nuclear Throne
>Die a painful death
>Game loops and I respawn to the police
Thanks OP.

I played Automata on Normal and that game was ridiculously easy. Why is there such a huge gap between Normal and Hard in that game?

H1Z1: King of the Kill.

I'm so fucking dead

>Borderlands 1

Can I use New-U stations or are they non-canon?

More than likely. He'll probably be the true end boss in keeping with the game theme.

Genm Corp. has never made a single good game. Look at fucking Mighty Action X. Five goddamn years for the most run of the mill platformer I've ever seen in my life.

>Persona 5

Taro has said "difficult games are for weirdos"

He put in hard mode as a fuck you pretty much to people who wanted a difficult game.

>Final Fantasy XIV
I hope the rule applies to everyone else I'm surrounded by.

>1257AD
>that HP
I'm dying right now

Are we stuck in the game or do we have to just play through it? If we are stuck in it there forever or is there a time limit on how long we stay in the game? I need to know this, op.

Fallout 3, I have hellfire armor, but if I gotta start off lol 1, then I'm fucked

>Dark Souls

well technically you're undead already, so I should be fine, right?

This.

Do we escape death if we beat the game? What if the game doesn't have an ending?

>Suikoden
I'm set.

He's as good as Dan.

you dont die in M&B

Why doesn't Emu just use his Mighty Action Over Heaven gashat to reprogram the Kamen Rider Chronicle gashats everyone's using so that they don't die when they are killed

just make sure your dad has an "accident" so he'll never leave and the overseer never goes mental and then you can live out the rest of your life in peace in the vault fucking the overseer's daughter in the mouth every night.

It's clear that all their resources went into funding and developing the most immersive game of all time.

>All those civilians "dying" in plain sight

Kamen Rider's back baby

I'm pretty sure like 90% of the game's budget went to hiring idolshitters to promote it and be the announcer in-game.

>Saint's Row 2
I got this.

both

one eps in

>Why doesn't main character do now what he will end up doing in the end these making the show short.

oh.
thanks for reminding me.

>CS:GO
good thing I hate life. time to rush mid with a knife

>Dragon's Dogma on hard mode

Well fuck. Even a fucking bat can one-shot me if I'm not careful. I'd probably have to hire a bunch of high level pawns.

H-he's coming back right?

Cause the show needs to go for another 24 episodes.

>VA11 Hall-A
I'm okay then
but if that doesn't count as a game
>N++
I'm fucked

>WoW
guess i'll be staying in the auction house for the rest of my life
could be fun desu

>Persona 5
If I'm just a regular guy in that game I might die from an accident or something
If i take the place of the protagonist I'll just turn down the difficulty to safe and be invincible.

>Elite: Dangerous

Meh, you're only at risk at dying if you pick a fight you can't win and are too stupid to know when it's time to high wake out of there.

He hasn't got good work flowers yet. It's in the cards he's still alive somewhere as a program/AI construct probably.

That only works on Bugster Virus.

>arma 3
Guess I'm getting shot by a laser kebab from 1.5km away.

Mine was suno after 80 days in as a vas to (swadenistan)

>tfw you are making a profit of 5k den a week my litterally doing nothing
>tfw you become a medivl NEET