YOU DARE TO ORDER ME?!

YOU DARE TO ORDER ME?!

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WHAT IS THIS!?

Whee kaptoored eet! Fhor Kay-hos!

THIS PEAR

WE NEED A NEW DRIVER THIS ONE IS DEAD
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FOR THE GLORY OF THE IMPERIUM

CHAAAAAARGE

DESPAIR FOR I AM THE END OF GAYS

even in death I still surf

'Ere to fix your gubbins

MEETING RESISTANCE

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

SQUAD BROKEN

DoW III will have none of these.

AS YOU WISH, BUT SET US LOOSE

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IF YOU WILL NOT SERVE IN COMBAT, THAN YOU WILL SERVE ON THE FIRING LINE

ENEMIES

WE..NEED..ENEMIES

NO THIS CANNOT BE

I am honored that you require my skill.

Open beta signups for dow3: dawnofwar.com/beta
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Game looks fun, but:

>tfw no Chaos at release.

wew

My face is my shield.

Almost forgot.

I FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME! ...IT IS A GOOD PAIN...

oh i finally get this meme

PRESENT AND ACCOUNTED FOR, SIR!

BREAK THEIR BAAAACKS

CHAOS IS THE ONLY TRUE ANSWER!

BATUL BRATHAS

SPESS MAHREENS, TODEH THE ENEMEH IS AT OUA DOAR

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMBA!

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I FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME... IT IS A GOOD PAIN

THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH!
THINGS SHALL GET LOUD, NOW~
HEAR THIS DIRGE...AND DESPAIR

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There is literally nothing wrong with metal boxes.

SLANEESH IS OUR MASTER

FUCK YOU

where is this?
does that "girl" have a penis?
how much for an hour?

>tan asian ladyboys

Hmm yeah, I wonder where this is

Thailand, probably in Pattaya.
Yes
Negotiable

ah, fuck. just noticed the adams apple on the 4th watch, my eyes were elsewhere

i'll make it out to the seedy underbelly of SEasia one day and fuck a few of these for everyone on here

Be sure to take video or you could be like that one British lad and just live stream the whole thing.

I am a storm of AGONY and FEAR, HARD UPON YOU!

ON YOUR KNEES WHEN YOU BEG OF ME

I BEAR A GREAT PAIN

BEEEAAAR WITNESS TO MY ASCEEEENSIOOOOOOON

>Thread died

Did the Thai tranny kill the thread?

Where is everyone?

kys

SO SHALL THEY LEARN TO FEAR MEEEE